Short Poser Poems

King Herod was such a big dummy
For armies must march on their tummy
Why would he crucify
A "FREE FOOD & WINE" guy
Who could make Army chow quite yummy?...

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I've been
The smart,
The outcast,
The prep,
The artist,
The rebel,
The popular,
The loser,
The friend,
The poser,
The fat,
The loner,
The Labeled....

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show no disrespect

                                         owning it

                                    miss signing 13





MagiCicada13


Inspired by Nina's Mischief Contest...

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Ladies lounged in his light,
fanning the flames of overheated desires.
He, the slick poser, the bad bronco
oiled his parts while he cantered past them,
whipping his buttocks
in a most convincing manner....

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If you do not remember this granny squared poncho
Then you are a poser
And you never lived in the seventies
Or you never crocheted
Or you lived the seventies with blinders on
And a mop bucket upside down over your eyes...

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How much do you think this big earth is worth
Miwyions or biwyions or triwyions, let's confer
Let's see two times tree is four
Even for me that's quite a poser
As smart as I am this has my mind in a blur...

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Today is a gift I dare not squander
My thoughts and feelings I do not launder.
That I am still here at all is a wonder.
So many others have travelled yonder.
I feel like a poser vagabonder
Still, today’s a gift I dare not squander....

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You are a goth, you don't like to conform
you don't like labelling yourself 
your not always depressed and
suicidal like stereotypical goths
who are people who think goths are violent
and depressed, you are not a poser,
you are you...

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you've exposurephobia 
you need it to be over
seeking out the closure
you're fake and you're a poser
it shows to those that know you
but you're convinced not true
living your life a delude 
in armour we see through
exposed to all but you...

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Tied to customs
never straying
affraid to differ
stay on the path
forget your beliefs
or be prosecuted
beliefs too different;
you are weird
beliefs too similar;
you are a poser
life is hopeless
filled with chiildren
not litterally and yet mentaly...

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my
love
aborted
what of this
mind contortion
mental abortion
slide a little closer
tell me of your closuer
sculpt me another poser
pedaling all my words
lettering into herds
fabricating sound
chains unbound
through
the galaxy
shove me
into
my love
?...

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Extra bitter are the tannins found in this ink
My ignorance caused this heart to sink
Remembering you waving on a grassy knoll
Ice is all that covers it now just as it does my soul
To think I saw something behind an arm, it was bent
Found to be just as fake as the poser that placed resent
But saturated I was in the possibility of who
All opportunities to rekindle squandered by you...

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The thoughts are slamming against my mind.
Not you I say, you’re too aggressive and mean.
What kind of thoughts do you think you’ll find?
This evil muse poser asks, the energy queen.

Trixie is on vacation you see, so she brought in a sub.
This crazy creature comes from under a rock in Spain. 
I am irritated beyond belief, and yet here is the rub….
She is Trixie’s mother, so I cannot even complain....

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Just listen to Lou Reed
and smoke some weed 

it's so cold in Alaska 
and, it sucks to live in Nebraska 

haha you have this punk in you! 
let it get through

Rebel! Rebel! where did my Rebels go?
did they all go 6 feet below?

take a walk on the wild side 
lets go on that high tide 

rebels please my rebels come back 
are world is under attack 

don't be a poser or a fake 
for goodness sake 

let go of that punk hiden within! 
be true to what you belive in...

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The basket of Easter stars has arrived.
Okay, the poser Easter bunnies said.
We can be there shortly.
They envisioned divvying up the Easter stars.

Six for one, seven for the other.
While they were picturing their loot,
The real Easter bunny picked up the entire basket.
Taking all thirteen stars, as was his due.

When the poser bunnies arrived they found a poser basket.
These are not the true Easter stars! One of them said.
Poser bunnies, poser stars, said the Easter elf....

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