Short Porsche Poems

Jorge Mario Bergoglio
as part of his midnight portfolio
denounced the hedonist
that Porsche, you can't seriously say it is missed....

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What I did was not at all smart
Lead astray by my foolish heart
It cost me my wife
The love of my life
Now the dam car won't even start...

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A dude who owns a Porche
Has a major attitude problem sorta
Nose in the air
As people stare
So important to look good at the opera...

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Minutes eleven
soon it will be seven,
time is ticking, 
I like knitting,
I have a horse,
do you like my porsche,
time is divine,
will you be mine?...

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My son and I test-drove a Porsche SUV
Most glorious vehicle you ever did see
550 horsepower
Price... a laugher
Forget the image, an incredible machine...

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Riding in Scottie's Porsche with the top down
Creates a bunch of stares in my pretty pink gown
My flowing grey hair
Adds to the flair
Girlies all want a piece of this man-about-town...

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Son Scottie drives a Porsche, had a broken antennae
Took it to the shop, must wait for a part from Germany
Six weels later
Arrived by freighter
Wrong part... bottom line, buy a Hyundai...

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My Son's Porsche is in the shop for repairs
Rented a pickup, couldn't avoid all the stares
Kept yelling out loud
To the gathering crowd 
"My other car's a Porsche, my daddy's Fred Astaire”...

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Son Scottie bought a new Porsche last week
Drooling at the mouth and babbling is he
This one's for adults though
He's all growed up, well I THINK so
Dresses himself and is part of us big people clique...

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Porsche drivers are the elite of our society
Scottie owns one, his nose high above this atmospherity
Don't want to cast aspersions
But it's a 2012 version
But it's still a Porsche, his nose is still high in the skyity...

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Janis Joplin brought is a lot of musical love in but a few years
When she retired from this earth, there were so many fears.
Her car was unique, painted like a colorful, artistic cartoon.
I picture her sweet owner, on the moon, giving a croon....

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Soul matters
Driving in the Californian sun
Reaching out of your car laughing at pedestrians
River flowing clear as day
Sunlight shining
Amazing flow
Old times
Drugs
Cocaine
Mafia
Alone in the Cali sun
Diamond rings
Glowing night
Amazing women
Oooooo!
Diamonds!...

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 Playing Football - A Children's Poem


There once was a lad from Baghdad

who sat in dad's Porsche, a fad.

He liked to play footie

with ball he'd got sooty,

so messed up the car for his dad.


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2/5/2017

Contest  - Limericks, Old or New

Sponsor - Carolyn Devonshire

A Win...

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The beautiful things of today,
tomorrow become outdated.
A Porsche building in the sixties,
is now numbered with the shanties.
The most recent and unspotted
models of choice vehicles may
soon be phased out from our cities.
Fashions and styles of yesteryears,
are today mocked by fellow peers.
Tastes are as much ephemeral
as our lives are temporal....

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On the roof of the brand new "Porsche"
I let the children jump, but  stood myself apart.
And so playful was the children's  squash,
That I felt  a greatest  joy inside my heart! 

In the nearest house people starting to berate,
The owner of the car began to swear and cry.
And I left sideways, before is not too late,
Because the children and the car were not mine!...

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He was a handsome Tom and he knew it too
Was in one commercial about Icy Hot so Blue
His mother said he was as conceited as they get
He wore sunglasses around, thinking he was all “it”

The felines did not know he was the cat’s meow
They did not understand how exotic was his prowl.
He walked around, thinking he was a movie star.
Next thing you know he’ll be buying a new Porsche car....

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Dear Guy,
You remind me of a shiny new diamond, 
A Porsche Boxter,
Ireland in America,
Your eyes are like the blue moon on a cold night
Your smile is like the sun, lighting up my world
Your voice is like a moist chocolate cake
Your personality is like a comical movie
When I am with, I want to stop time
Make you fall in love with me
Kiss me
Yours forever and always for as long as we live....

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Jayne in a Man’s Field

I wrote on a Porsche “Take the Jayne Train”
How long in the mess hall would she remain
She came out and saw
She smiled, I said duh
Took a photo with her less my brain

Name Dropper Limerick Contest
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw September 19, 2017

*I actually took a photo with Jayne Mansfield
at an airbase in Holland when she was doing a touring promotion back in ’58. Lovely lady!...

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Beneath this green sod, lies
my Cousin Bruce.
It's true, his mother called him
'Silly Goose.'
Oh, that Nordic DNA, those
gorgeous blue eyes, and sense
of humor.
A skier and a Porsche race car
driver, he grew up to be.
Always filled with humor and
a genuine love for humanity.
Leukemia took his life at forty.
He serves God now, in grateful
and glowing, angelic glory.

July 10, 2019
11: 20am PST
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Rapacious greed
  avarice's creed
voracious appetite
  devours every bite

Never enough silver
  craves ever more gold
his insatiable lust
  never grows old

Rolls-Royce, Lamborghini
  Porsche, five Ferraris
Cadillacs and BMW's
  beneath him ~ sorry

Charges usurious rent
  hoards every last cent
on his family tree
  a branch diseased and bent




        June 09, 2021
      $ Poetry Contest
  Sponsor: Anthony Biaanco...

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They never made Charlie work for anything, no doubt.
He never did a chore or helped his parents out.
When he reached sixteen, he wanted a Porsche.
They gave him one the day his mom got a dishwasher, a Borsche.

Charlie rode it around faster than a speedway racecar.
Thought he was all that and more, a spoilt basketball star.
Wrecked it in a week, and complained he wanted another.
Let’s not spoil our other boys, suggested Charley’s mother....

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Steal James Dean's car
Paint it
Marlboro Red
Marina Blue
Cocaine White
Slip down and cruise the coast
Skip town on the drop of a dime
1955 Porsche 550 Spyder in the sunset
Fast as you can
No speed limit
Drive fast
Live Dangerously
Make love slow & passionate
Her blonde hair blowing in the wind
Not a care in the world
Engine and gears shifting
Smiles and fun
Living life
My destiny is with her in that car
Driving off into the sunset...

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he dare not correct even if she be wrong,
why does not her man learn forbearance in love,
he should know her by now, they been married long,
they were on holiday near the sandy cove.
an annoying habit most men she knew have,
to disagree with things female species say,
has a choice of red Porsche or marriage to save,
be reasonable man!if you want love, pay!


8 lines
11 syllables each line
ababccdd rhyme
Rhyme zone and How many syllables checked
An Old Farm poetry contest...

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