Short Poopy Poems

A talkative tongue;
Nothing but an empty can -
Sounds bare and poopy.

Hi poo senryu poetry contest 
1st place...

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A two-day trek in the woods tra-la
Relieves the pressures of life beebopalooza
The strife of life
Carrying a knife
And all that poopy stuff yucca yucca...

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Poor Fido is last in the queue
For cocking his leg on the yew
He hopes the other dogs
Don’t produce poopy logs
He’s bursting to pee and then poo!...

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My name is Moozy I’m probably the smartest cow you’ll ever meet. I’m not just 
another cow that you’ll eat. I can count my friends poopy feet. 1 2 3 4 she has 4 
smelly feet....

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we set sail for poop island i heard that poop is every where hanging off palm trees and poop mountains and the only thing u eat is farts and every  body is poopy and likes poops...

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We're into May temps are still low
A record it is but still cold winds blow
It's Southern Ontario
Bad for this scenario
It's real poopy still threatening snow ...

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A man named Fred lived on Poopy Lane
Dogs took dumps on his lawn time and again
So he devised a plan
Set up a big fan
Blew away the odor especially when it rained...

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A man named Fred lived on Poopy Lane
Dogs took dumps on his lawn time and again
So he devised a plan
Set up a big fan
Blew away the odour especially when it rained...

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Fart is a silly word, makes everyone titter
Causes that exact reaction, it's a fart emitter
Lighten up people
It's no more evil
Than “poopy” or “potty” or “twit my twitter”...

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Wild beans
You make my farts sing
You make everything poopy, 
Wild beans.

Wild beans, I think I'll bake you
Cuz I wanna eat for sure
So come and preheat the oven
I'm lovin' Wild beans......

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STIER'S SNIPER POOPY STOOPY DIAPER--


Stier  Fire
MAYBE BABE
STINKY WINKY
POOPY STOOPY 
Stier  Fire
Sniper Diaper?



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12/20/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2018©





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I'm really an adult though my lims don't show it
Why should I grow up, it's more fun to emit
Say ga ga and goo goo
Or poopy and doo doo
Run when the funny farm wants you to commit...

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Wild beans!
You make my farts sing!
You make everything poopy... 
Wild beans...

Wild beans, I think I'll bake you
Cuz I wanna eat for sure
So come and preheat the oven
I'm lovin' Wild beans!...

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I'm really an adult though my lims don't show it
Why should I grow up, it's more fun to emit
Words like ga ga and goo goo
Or poopy and doo doo
Run when the funny farm wants me to commit...

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A man named Fred lived on Poopy Lane
Dogs took dumps on his lawn time and again
So he devised a plan
Set up a big fan
Blew away the odour especially when it rained


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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I'm really an adult though my lims don't show it
Why should I grow up, there's more fun to emit
Words like ga ga and goo goo
Or poopy and doo doo
Run when the funny farm wants me to commit...

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Whatta a great feeling waking up with the birds
To hell with the crankies, they're all full of turds
A positive outlook
In life's donnybrook
Guarantees a great day, the poopy stuff it curbs...

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Whatta a great feeling waking up with the birds
To hell with the crankies, they're all full of turds
A positive outlook
In life's donnybrook
Guarantees a great day, the poopy stuff it curbs...

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Whatta a great feeling waking up with the birds
To hell with the crankies, they're all full of turds
A positive outlook
In life's donnybrook
Guarantees a great day, the poopy stuff it curbs...

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BABY POOPY FOOTLE


Cutie
Baby

Milky
Foody

Bulky
Nappy

Smelly
Poopy

Big eyes
Surprise!





09 June 2015
Five Fabulously Funny Footles Contest
Sponsor: Jan Allison...

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Ring around the rosey, I'm filled to the brim with poop
One of my favourite treats is delicious poopy soup
Can't get enough
I eat it in the buff
Unless in a restaurant, it attracts quite a group...

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Aging is like asking, “have you reserved a hearse?”
Sorry but you're starting to look like you've been cursed
All wrinkly and droopy
Losing control of your poopy
Your bodily functions are getting a whole lot worse...

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You never know what you have until it's gone
When the toilet paper runs out at the break of dawn
Using words you never knew you knew
Like body parts heard in next door's loo
Oh my, goodness gracious, poopy and holy fagons...

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Semi - Biographical Limerick 

There sat an old guy on the stoop
Who considered his poetry poop
He tossed it aside
Then attempted to hide
Now here he is writing on Soup



Inspired by Tim Smith’s Limerick, “The Hot Mom and The Pool Boy”
and a “poopy” comment Jan Allison left on one of mine. : )  

Semi = I don’t really have a stoop. : )...

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Jean was hunched over with some painful gas
And waited for her chance to let it pass
Instead, people stopped to stare,
her derriere in the air
As she loudly expelled a poopy mass

Jean heard the crowd loudly snicker and shout
And gasped in shock as they quickly ran out
Her face now a scarlet shade
Looking at the mess she made
She quickly dropped her pants and left without...

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