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Picture Prompt Poetry Contest Sponsored by Margarita Lillico 05/01/24

Poor Fido is last in the queue
For cocking his leg on the yew
He hopes the other dogs
Don’t produce poopy logs
He’s bursting to pee and then poo!

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 6/15/2024 9:19:00 PM

'Fido' -- last in the queue, but first in the farts of his countrymen! ~ gw

Jack Horne

Date: 5/28/2024 7:49:00 AM

Ha ha, love it

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 5/11/2024 7:20:00 AM

This is such an adorable photo, is this part of dog training for real or clever photography? Your poem is a scream my friend, all the best in the contest but I have my perceived conception , this limerick is a winner. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Jack Ellison

Date: 5/11/2024 3:58:00 AM

Loads of laughter!!! Great image too! You are the best! Love Brother Jack xxx

Valsa George

Date: 5/9/2024 9:23:00 PM

You have come up with an amazing limerick. I love it so much. A sure winner, I can predict. All the best, Jan.

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 5/9/2024 9:00:00 AM

What is great, Jan, is the unique words…queue and yew and poopy logs too…lol.

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/7/2024 6:56:00 PM

And here come Lady's ... 'poopy logs?!' omg, what a brood!! ~ 101 Dalmatians postponed due to 'unanticipated technical difficulties.' lol.

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 5/7/2024 12:01:00 PM

Funny one Jan. LOL :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/7/2024 12:18:00 PM

poopy humour - I couldnt resist writing this one Linda lol:-) hugs jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 5/7/2024 10:29:00 AM

Oh my! Hilarious one Jan. Hugs Rick.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/7/2024 10:30:00 AM

Thanks Rick:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 5/6/2024 7:30:00 PM

I can always count on you to give me a grin, Jan, glad I don't have to do my poo on a yew :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/7/2024 10:33:00 AM

lol Michelle, got lots of new poopy poems for first part of my next book and working on lots of risque rhymes for the section section.. 'yew' have been warned lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Duke Beaufort

Date: 5/6/2024 12:08:00 PM

OMG Jan, you really did this one well! We're feeling really sorry for fido in this one.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/7/2024 10:33:00 AM

Thanks Duke:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/6/2024 12:01:00 PM

Awesomely done. Yew was sure a cute oo rhyme to get in there

Jan Allison
Date: 5/7/2024 10:34:00 AM

Thanks Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 5/3/2024 9:26:00 PM

The Queen strikes again! Loved it. You have a way with this subject. :) miss you

Jan Allison
Date: 5/7/2024 10:35:00 AM

Thanks gorgeous Eileen xx:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 5/3/2024 2:04:00 PM

Jan, cute and funny. -hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 5/7/2024 10:35:00 AM

Thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 5/3/2024 8:03:00 AM

Lol, The loo is the yew!, Nicely done Jan, Love the photo....hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 5/7/2024 10:35:00 AM

Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Sally Eslinger

Date: 5/2/2024 4:20:00 PM

Yikes! This limerick’s a mess! *:-). …been awhile…good to see you again, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/7/2024 10:35:00 AM

Thanks Sally:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 5/2/2024 2:53:00 PM

:)Your humor is outstanding. You are always a winner. Bless you

Jan Allison
Date: 5/7/2024 10:36:00 AM

aww Thanks so much Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Henry Rodgers

Date: 5/2/2024 6:23:00 AM

Dear Jan, your limerick about poor Fido waiting in line is humorous and endearing. I loved the way you captured the relatable moment of a dog impatiently waiting his turn, adding a playful twist with the rhyming scheme. It's a delightful of the simple joys found in everyday moments. :) - Blessings, Daniel

Jan Allison
Date: 5/7/2024 10:36:00 AM

Thanks for your lovely comment Daniel:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 5/2/2024 5:17:00 AM

OMG Jan, this is adorable! your Limerick is just perfect as is the title!!! I hope you've been well! Happy Thursday xxpp

Jan Allison
Date: 5/7/2024 10:37:00 AM

Thanks Mick:-) hugs Jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 5/2/2024 2:45:00 AM

I loved your limerick, my friend Jan. Best for a win.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/7/2024 10:37:00 AM

Thanks so much Victor:-) hugs Jan xx

James Peranteau

Date: 5/1/2024 3:31:00 PM

awesome "limerick" dear poet ;) right now i'm feel'n how the white lab looks...desperate for 'me next'...thanx for the smiles Jan...happy spring ')...much love

Jan Allison
Date: 5/7/2024 10:38:00 AM

Thanks James:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 5/1/2024 3:10:00 PM

The Limerick form has now gone to the dogs. I'm impressed with it, and also with the patience and training it took to get those dogs to hold still long enough to snap the pic just when one Fido lifted his leg!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/7/2024 10:38:00 AM

well you know my love of poopy poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tony Hargreaves

Date: 5/1/2024 2:13:00 PM

It is nature's way. But seems we humans send our pee and poop down pipes to dump in the nearest river. Best wishes. Tony X

Tony Hargreaves
Date: 5/7/2024 12:58:00 PM

Yes, Tampons, turds and condoms adorn our beaches more and more. Tony X

Jan Allison
Date: 5/1/2024 2:19:00 PM

yeah true Tony its bad on some beaches at times, tampax and turds - yeuk:-( hugs jan xx