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On Poopy Lane

A man named Fred lived on Poopy Lane Dogs took dumps on his lawn time and again So he devised a plan Set up a big fan Blew away the odour especially when it rained © Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal

Date: 4/17/2015 12:57:00 AM

Talking about giving freely!!! Hilarious one!!! Always, Laura

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/17/2015 7:10:00 AM

One of my pet peeves!!! We have a Golden named Annie and would never think of not doing the "stoop and scoop" thingy! Tight squeezy hugs, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman

Date: 4/16/2015 10:10:00 AM

Umm, Jack! Do poppy's grow in that cold frozen north? Think you've been enjoying a few... I'm gone only two days, and you've gone hog wild on me! My pen while trying to catch up, is beginning to smoke! I'm writting as fast as I can! Umm... You're right Grandpa Troll, It's not really my pen, It's my key board! These Trolls DO keep me honest. But I really DID like pen better. They know how to crunch my creative flow. You know? Sheese Trolls are such literal based creatures, even Grandpa. Sigh!

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/16/2015 2:55:00 PM

Sorry! Can't stop the flow! Tried using plugs but to avail... they still kept leaking out! xxx

Carol Eastman
Date: 4/16/2015 10:11:00 AM

PS... With Dragon around... Our street should be renamed to Poopy Lane... Get It? LOL

M. L. Kiser

Date: 4/16/2015 9:09:00 AM

Ooh, close to home! My late Dad's name was, "Fred". When I was a kid, there was a neighbor who walked his dane every day and it always made it's deposits in our front yard. Dad spoke to the man many times, but to no avail, so he started meeting him out there, as he passed and after a good few hosings...the guy began walking his dog the other way.

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/16/2015 2:53:00 PM

An excellent way to handle it! Some people are such inconsiderate a-holes!!! Huggsies, Jack xxx

Kp Nunez

Date: 4/16/2015 5:04:00 AM

LOL! Ugh! hahahaha....

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/16/2015 6:10:00 AM

Is it save to assume that this one gave you a big tickle!!! LOL Love ya dear Kim!!! xxx

Tim Smith

Date: 4/15/2015 5:47:00 PM

lol...the master....hey there. yeah you big ol fellar...pick up that poo from old yeller...don't leave even a trace...or I'll rub it in yer face and lock both you up down in my cellar : )

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/15/2015 9:11:00 PM

WOW! Don't mess with Tim!!! LOL

Jan Allison

Date: 4/15/2015 3:45:00 PM

ha ha ha oh if only Jack! hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/15/2015 5:22:00 PM

We are baggers too! It's the only civilized thing to do! We tried to get our Annie to stoop and scoop her own poop but she went off in a huff... guess it was below her haughty station in life! SPOILED??? LOL

Judy Konos

Date: 4/15/2015 7:25:00 AM

"One Coming At Ya!"

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/15/2015 7:30:00 AM

You honour me, my dear Judy! Thanks a bunch... loving hugs, Jack xxx