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Great Jean Escape - Poop

Jean was hunched over with some painful gas And waited for her chance to let it pass Instead, people stopped to stare, her derriere in the air As she loudly expelled a poopy mass Jean heard the crowd loudly snicker and shout And gasped in shock as they quickly ran out Her face now a scarlet shade Looking at the mess she made She quickly dropped her pants and left without

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Date: 7/15/2023 12:01:00 PM
Talk about a party pooper! You captured it Tania! Congrats! :)
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 7/15/2023 1:56:00 PM
Linda, thank you.
Date: 7/6/2023 10:51:00 PM
Oh my. That would sure be embarrassing. Way to go with your win, Tania
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 7/15/2023 1:56:00 PM
Andrea, thank you.
Date: 7/6/2023 3:42:00 PM
So funny, Tania. I’m trying sooooo hard not to picture the scene. Congrats. Terry
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 7/6/2023 4:09:00 PM
Terry, thank you.
Date: 7/4/2023 4:06:00 PM
On Tania I am so thrilled to see your name on this entry, thanks for the giggles and supporting my contest, Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 7/4/2023 6:38:00 PM
Jan, thank you.
Date: 6/25/2023 1:51:00 PM
A creative/fun Limerick write. Good Luck. I also wrote on this one. Have a blessed day/week...............
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 7/5/2023 3:57:00 AM
Paula, thank you.
Date: 6/23/2023 4:25:00 AM
LOL- Hilarious, Tania. BOL in the contest. Thanks for stopping by. Hugs Charlie
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 6/23/2023 4:02:00 PM
Charlie, thank you, hugs,
Date: 6/22/2023 12:04:00 PM
- ... o.m.g. ... that smell ... as rotten fish ... I run as fast as I can ... - before I run away from your poem ... I wish you the best of luck in the contest, Tania :) - hugs
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 6/22/2023 1:50:00 PM
Anne-Lise, ha ha, thank you.
Date: 6/20/2023 11:02:00 PM
You must have eaten some nasty vegetables. Still thanks for the laugh.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 6/21/2023 3:32:00 AM
Victor, thank you.
Date: 6/20/2023 6:12:00 PM
Hilarious Limericks Tania, bet Jean’s face was red when she left with her mess behind her… Belle
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 6/20/2023 6:49:00 PM
Belle, thank you.
Date: 6/20/2023 5:09:00 PM
Too funny with a great 'end'ing. Smells just right for the contest.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 6/20/2023 5:12:00 PM
David, thank you.
Date: 6/20/2023 5:08:00 PM
LOL Tania! I love yours and so will Jan. I'm afraid I let my limerick addiction get out of hand and wrote too many. Gonna post in the morning.
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Lin Lane
Date: 6/20/2023 5:23:00 PM
Even if they’re not to anyone else, I laughed at myself writing them. Thanks, Tania.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 6/20/2023 5:13:00 PM
Lin, thank you, I could only come up with two of them. I bet yours will be hilarious.

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