Michelle Faulkner Poet Rhyme

Bizarre

My pooch has funky tastes
To sniff out bizarre caviar of freshly milled
Tissue paste

Pounce like cougars
Not for meat treats, but Kleenex filled
Boogers

He's got
A nose for skilled
Snot

My pooch has funky tastes
Not for meat treats, but Kleenex filled
Snot

9/03/20

For 'Let's Minichu on Bizarre' contest
Sponsor: Mohan Chutani

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Sara Kendrick October 12, 2020 at 4:22 AM Ha!! My Chihuahuas like to get my Kleenex also. Creative use of the form and idea. Way to go with this winner. Sara

Paula Goldsmith September 30, 2020 at 10:00 AM Congratulations on your win. A fun and cute write. You put a smile on my face. They love tissues because they are soft and fun to play with. Enjoy your win........ Michelle Faulkner October 2, 2020 at 8:02 PM So glad you liked it, thanks for your comment, Paula!

Sam Kauffman September 30, 2020 at 9:16 AM Hmmm! Our dog seems to have a similar penchant for paper and kleenex. Bizarre! Love your reference to paper as "caviar" for dogs! Congratulations on your win! Michelle Faulkner October 2, 2020 at 8:01 PM I was going to title this 'Bizarre Caviar' but the rules said the title had to be just 'Bizarre' - it is crazy how so many dogs seem to crave it!

Kim Rodrigues September 30, 2020 at 6:23 AM LOL...my sister’s dog kept grabbing tissues and tissue paper and running off. Sounds like a curious bugger! Congratulations! Michelle Faulkner October 2, 2020 at 7:59 PM From the comments, I gather a lot of dogs do this! Thanks, Kim~

Linda Alice Fowler September 30, 2020 at 5:44 AM I suppose it could be worse :)) Very nice Michelle. Congrats on the win! Linda Michelle Faulkner October 2, 2020 at 7:59 PM Well, he also likes to roll around on dirty underwear...

Mohan Chutani September 30, 2020 at 4:00 AM Yes, quite bizarre. Michelle, thanx for participating. fine placement in my contest. Congrats. Mohan. Michelle Faulkner October 2, 2020 at 7:58 PM Thank you for the placement, Mohan!

Jennifer Proxenos September 6, 2020 at 4:57 AM Bingo, so do our two - they can wait for me to get out of the car, so that they can check if one has fallen or first thing in the morning run to the little wicker basket in the bedroom to select and eat these tasty treats 'Yuk"really wierd, C'est la vie". I though I was a bad doggy mum but now I hear others do it I feel much better - well penned Michelle. Michelle Faulkner September 9, 2020 at 10:31 AM I guess its a treat for their noses! Thanks for commenting!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart September 5, 2020 at 7:06 AM LOL! I am not unfamiliar. My favourite dog that’s not mine has such a habit. My own has a predilection for chewing gum. Hugs you, xomo Michelle Faulkner September 5, 2020 at 2:42 PM Dogs are such funny creatures, mine also likes to roll around in the nastiest muck he can find when we go to the beach!

Caren Krutsinger September 4, 2020 at 5:44 PM I love this! I once had a dog who ate the crotch out of every pair of panties he could chew which was every pair he found. Michelle Faulkner September 4, 2020 at 9:58 PM He also likes dirty socks and underwear-

Rico Leffanta September 4, 2020 at 11:41 AM With such experience, shouldn't he work at the airport screening for covid-19? Aloha! Rico Michelle Faulkner September 4, 2020 at 9:59 PM Only if the covid is in Kleenex!

Jan Allison September 4, 2020 at 9:29 AM ha ha ha I bet he has awful doggy breath too :-) thanks for the giggle Michelle:-) hugs Jan xx Michelle Faulkner September 4, 2020 at 10:00 PM Actually it is not that bad, considering-