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Bizarre

My pooch has funky tastes To sniff out bizarre caviar of freshly milled Tissue paste Pounce like cougars Not for meat treats, but Kleenex filled Boogers He's got A nose for skilled Snot My pooch has funky tastes Not for meat treats, but Kleenex filled Snot 9/03/20 For 'Let's Minichu on Bizarre' contest Sponsor: Mohan Chutani

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Sara Kendrick

Date: 10/12/2020 4:22:00 AM

Ha!! My Chihuahuas like to get my Kleenex also. Creative use of the form and idea. Way to go with this winner. Sara

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 9/30/2020 10:00:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. A fun and cute write. You put a smile on my face. They love tissues because they are soft and fun to play with. Enjoy your win........

Michelle Faulkner
Date: 10/2/2020 8:02:00 PM

So glad you liked it, thanks for your comment, Paula!

Sam Kauffman

Date: 9/30/2020 9:16:00 AM

Hmmm! Our dog seems to have a similar penchant for paper and kleenex. Bizarre! Love your reference to paper as "caviar" for dogs! Congratulations on your win!

Michelle Faulkner
Date: 10/2/2020 8:01:00 PM

I was going to title this 'Bizarre Caviar' but the rules said the title had to be just 'Bizarre' - it is crazy how so many dogs seem to crave it!

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 9/30/2020 6:23:00 AM

LOL...my sister’s dog kept grabbing tissues and tissue paper and running off. Sounds like a curious bugger! Congratulations!

Michelle Faulkner
Date: 10/2/2020 7:59:00 PM

From the comments, I gather a lot of dogs do this! Thanks, Kim~

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 9/30/2020 5:44:00 AM

I suppose it could be worse :)) Very nice Michelle. Congrats on the win! Linda

Michelle Faulkner
Date: 10/2/2020 7:59:00 PM

Well, he also likes to roll around on dirty underwear...

Mohan Chutani

Date: 9/30/2020 4:00:00 AM

Yes, quite bizarre. Michelle, thanx for participating. fine placement in my contest. Congrats. Mohan.

Michelle Faulkner
Date: 10/2/2020 7:58:00 PM

Thank you for the placement, Mohan!

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 9/6/2020 4:57:00 AM

Bingo, so do our two - they can wait for me to get out of the car, so that they can check if one has fallen or first thing in the morning run to the little wicker basket in the bedroom to select and eat these tasty treats 'Yuk"really wierd, C'est la vie". I though I was a bad doggy mum but now I hear others do it I feel much better - well penned Michelle.

Michelle Faulkner
Date: 9/9/2020 10:31:00 AM

I guess its a treat for their noses! Thanks for commenting!

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 9/5/2020 7:06:00 AM

LOL! I am not unfamiliar. My favourite dog that’s not mine has such a habit. My own has a predilection for chewing gum. Hugs you, xomo

Michelle Faulkner
Date: 9/5/2020 2:42:00 PM

Dogs are such funny creatures, mine also likes to roll around in the nastiest muck he can find when we go to the beach!

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 9/4/2020 5:44:00 PM

I love this! I once had a dog who ate the crotch out of every pair of panties he could chew which was every pair he found.

Michelle Faulkner
Date: 9/4/2020 9:58:00 PM

He also likes dirty socks and underwear-

Rico Leffanta

Date: 9/4/2020 11:41:00 AM

With such experience, shouldn't he work at the airport screening for covid-19? Aloha! Rico

Michelle Faulkner
Date: 9/4/2020 9:59:00 PM

Only if the covid is in Kleenex!

Jan Allison

Date: 9/4/2020 9:29:00 AM

ha ha ha I bet he has awful doggy breath too :-) thanks for the giggle Michelle:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner
Date: 9/4/2020 10:00:00 PM

Actually it is not that bad, considering-