Short Plunger Poems

Age is just a number, in my case, a dirty big number
As a young'un, thought old people needed a plunger
To keep things moving
In spite of the snoozing
Long as we're still able to jump out of our jumper...

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My sister had a date with a plumber 
He couldn't have been any dumber --
  His lips weren't too wordy
  His hands were quite dirty --
His plunger an absolute bummer


     January 03, 2019
 Entry in "Limericks" contest
   Sponsor: Joseph May...

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Begging, pleading just one prick.
Engulfing, overtaking, degrading.
Please just once,
Make that plunger plunge.
Make me throb, make me bleed,
Let my body feel relief.
Plunge it in and pull it out.
Lifes desintergration in one shot.
Roll the dice weither you like it
Or not...

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moored in glade and rill
resting in claggy stodge
boggy green and juicy with rain
my walk sloshes with plunger feet


Mire of the Northern Rain Forest
May 16, 2020
Brians Choice G Poetry Contest


September 8, 2020
Rithimus Divisa 5 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Gregory Barden...

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Dear Santa, I want a guinea pig,
One that can handle his sup.
I'd like one that can overeat,
And doesn't sleep belly up.

And, Dear Santa, our toilet won't flush,
It's really quite a wonder,
So could you bring for my mom,
A brand new toilet plunger?



Written 12/3/17
Contest: Dear Santa, I want...
Hosted by Kevin Shaw...

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love is like poison a lethal dose of arsenic straight in my veins 
and you sit there and push the plunger 
while you see the fear in my eyes
as I beg you to stop yet you sit there as my eyes fill with tears
then you are the last thing I see as my eyes glaze over 
then like that my life fades out as it cuts to black
I hope your satisifed you get your life back 
while mine slowly fades to black...

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With plunger in hand Fred was called from his bed 
To the homestead of Sue a sexy redhead
The water bed pouring 
As hubby was snoring
Fred was fine-tuning Sue till sunrise instead

Hubby woke peckish and went down for some bread
He was still unaware yet of Sue and Fred
Fine-tuned to perfection
No fear of detection
Sang 'Move over Darling' and jumped in with Fred




5th January 2019
Limericks Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May...

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This was a sports arena once considered better than good.
At least, it was located in a better neighborhood.
It's where the Phillies and Eagles would play.
From 1971 to 2003, the teams would stay.
The place reminded me of a big concrete ashtray.
Times changed for this famed sports venue.
In early 2004, Veterans Stadium had to bid adieu.
The Phillies staged an early Sunday morning event.
Phanatic pushed the plunger, and down the place went.
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I’m a special plumber
and I get the strangest requests…
Heaven called for toilet overflows,
This is real, not a game of chess.

You see, I’m also an angel 
with keys to the pearly gates.
Let me grab my holy plunger,
I may need to increase my rate!

Oh boy, it is the bigboy's stall today.

Plunge! Plunge! Plunge!

My lord, what did you eat?!?


Thursday, October 21, 2021
The Throne in Heaven Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Jack Webster

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First love petrol bombs the fire, 
  throws the gauntlet on the killing floor, 
wraps the arms about the shoulders, 
drives adrenaline needles in the heart, 
sinks the plunger on the opium rig, 
  and promises, promises more, much more. 

First love be the last love, 
  when withdrawn maroons the lonely, 
chokes the breath with finger bitten frost, 
gouges tears out of the sightless eyes, 
thrusts the soul in deep ironic depths, 
  claims us, first love, last love, only......

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Your like an Onion
Cause you never fail to make me cry
Your like a plunger
I dont really want you
but everynow and then when Shyt comes up
you come in handy
you are verbal stitches 
cause you prevent us from talking
your like a chasity belt 
cause you keep me from being pleasured
Your like  a std 
cause you wont go away
Your like a fog horn
cause you always scream at me
your like the government 
cause you bestow fear in me
you like hitler
I cant help but hate you
your like...

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