Quite Dirty

My sister had a date with a plumber He couldn't have been any dumber -- His lips weren't too wordy His hands were quite dirty -- His plunger an absolute bummer January 03, 2019 Entry in "Limericks" contest Sponsor: Joseph May

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Tania Kitchin

Date: 1/5/2019 10:07:00 AM

Ha ha, hilarious!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/5/2019 7:59:00 PM

Glad you liked it, Tania. :) gw

Alexis Y.

Date: 1/4/2019 3:37:00 PM

Lol! Gershon, This is hilarious. It looks like a winner to me. Poor guy, seems like he needs fixin.I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/3/2019 7:32:00 PM

LOL...love it!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/3/2019 10:21:00 PM

Alright. I guess,...What's not to love? LOL. :) gw

Susan Ashley

Date: 1/3/2019 7:30:00 PM

Lol! Quite witty, Gershon. That last line is a riot :)) Love your humor, my dear friend. Warmest wishes always.. ~Susan

Susan Ashley
Date: 1/3/2019 10:26:00 PM

Lol! You’re silliness is endearing and dramatic, my dear friend :))

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/3/2019 10:23:00 PM

Oh, Susan! 'Tis my lot in life... That all my paramours love my humor or my wit or some such --- but never me, never the man behind the smile. (LOL... What man?) … Best wishes always, Gershon

Rico Leffanta

Date: 1/3/2019 6:45:00 PM

Plumbers are like sausage casing workers; I wonder how anyone can get over the smell, but you have certainly done the dirty on them! Bonne chance! Aloha! Rico

JAN ALLISON

Date: 1/3/2019 6:40:00 PM

ha ha ha Gershon love that final line so witty!:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/3/2019 10:24:00 PM

Alright, Jan! Thanks for letting me know. :) gw