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Dear Santa, I Want

Dear Santa, I want a guinea pig,
One that can handle his sup.
I'd like one that can overeat,
And doesn't sleep belly up.

And, Dear Santa, our toilet won't flush,
It's really quite a wonder,
So could you bring for my mom,
A brand new toilet plunger?



Written 12/3/17
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Line Gauthier

Date: 2/15/2018 11:31:00 PM

Dreamy gifts. LOL It was a delight to read and chuckle.

Rhoda Tripp
Date: 2/20/2018 10:38:00 PM

Thanks, Line. Glad you enjoyed it.

Pat Adams

Date: 12/20/2017 3:47:00 PM

Like this a lot! Believe it or not I'm somewhat partial to the funny ones, especially if they rhyme! Good luck with future GP's..........80)

Rhoda Tripp
Date: 12/21/2017 6:14:00 PM

Okay, Patrick...funny it is...I can do funny...I like it too. I'll dedicate my next one to you.

Curtis Moorman

Date: 12/14/2017 9:49:00 PM

If Santa doesn't come through this year, let me know. I have a family of guinea pigs that I'd like to have turn up missing. lol

Rhoda Tripp
Date: 12/16/2017 9:03:00 AM

Way funny, Curtis, but I will give it love an attention, but arent you afraid I will overfeed and flush it? Lol. Do they postmark well?

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 12/10/2017 11:20:00 AM

Ha ha, this is a naughty one.

Rhoda Tripp
Date: 12/10/2017 5:06:00 PM

Lol, yep. Poor guinea pig. Thanks for stopping by to read.

Edward Mccall

Date: 12/7/2017 10:42:00 PM

Wow that's a small Christmas list Santa's going to love you. what a fun poem Rhoda. :-)

Rhoda Tripp
Date: 12/8/2017 7:28:00 AM

Thank you, Edward. Much appreciated.

Arturo Michael

Date: 12/7/2017 5:13:00 AM

You're sure there's nothing else you want... A fun write...and you're so right...All the best Rhonda

Rhoda Tripp
Date: 12/7/2017 3:14:00 PM

Okay, yes. I want guinea pig food. The real stuff. I've learned they can't be fed a steady diet of M and Ms. Lol

Paul Callus

Date: 12/5/2017 4:35:00 PM

Very entertaining, Rhoda:) I think Santa might have guinea pigs to spare, but I have a feeling it never crossed his mind to order toilet plungers!! ~ Regards // paul

Rhoda Tripp
Date: 12/6/2017 7:33:00 AM

Awww. Thank you for your kindness and you're right. Not too many people want that type of gift. Lol