Plumber Limerick

With plunger in hand Fred was called from his bed 
To the homestead of Sue a sexy redhead
The water bed pouring 
As hubby was snoring
Fred was fine-tuning Sue till sunrise instead

Hubby woke peckish and went down for some bread
He was still unaware yet of Sue and Fred
Fine-tuned to perfection
No fear of detection
Sang 'Move over Darling' and jumped in with Fred




5th January 2019
Limericks Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Dietrich Avatar
January 5, 2019 at 6:41 PM
great ending on it!! and a big SPLASH
Gilmour Avatar
January 6, 2019 at 5:20 AM
haha... thanks Andrea xx
La France Avatar
January 5, 2019 at 12:58 PM
Ann the is great for the contest best of luck !
Gilmour Avatar
January 21, 2019 at 3:39 PM
Thank you Dear Heart for your kind wishes and support. Kindest thoughts Ann xx
Michael Avatar
January 5, 2019 at 8:48 AM
Must be a King size bed...
Gilmour Avatar
January 5, 2019 at 8:51 AM
Haha, the mind boggles... in fact this is my first ever Limerick and it has taken a while, but it was fun to write. Thank you so much for commenting Arturo. Kindest thoughts Ann xx
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