Short Plastic Surgery Poems

“Hey, when is my turn?”
asks the horse.
“Hold your horses,” 
says the plastic surgeon,
“while I give the duck
a quick nip and tuck.”...

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plastic surgery
features are frozen in time
grimace locked in place


3~14~15
Three line poetry contest – Debbie Guzzi...

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True beauty.
Plastic surgery.
Needy men.
Broken women.
Spoiled brats.
And hungry children.
The world is broken,
Too broken to pick up the pieces...

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When my body begins to burgeon, 
I go to see my plastic surgeon. 
His magic tucks and nips 
will make me smaller hips;
but he just smiles and says, “Stop splurgin'.”...

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A handsome Greek with able physique
Met a middle-aged woman called Monique,
They were both emerging from a fixing clinique
Experts in plastic surgery technique,
Now they both don't look so antique....

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Hey Tom Cunningham, you could help bring Putin down,
Plastic surgery has made him into a legendary clown,
Ridicule him whilst highlighting his inhumanity,
Mock him but telling of his insanity,
Advise him his plastic surgeon should give him a frown...

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Plastic surgery does not come free,
I earned the lines life etched on me.
I have frowned, laughed, smiled, grimaced,
Have all put character on my face.

My grey hair and fading eyes,
Are truly me,
I've no disguise,
Or need to hide.
I hope my beauty lives inside....

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Don't you want to be,
Like them
Running barefoot,
towards the light in
White bathrobes
And flip-flops? 
A plastic surgery resurrection 
Blistering in the sun
Like a glorified serpent 
Shedding under the blind
Eyes of heaven,
Glorified singing to the angels 
Remember me?...

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The so called Tinder Swindler is a Coward
He is a Joke
One Netflix documentary and the pathetic little man
Vanished in a puff of smoke
An imaginative guy whose games are over now
Plastic surgery may transform that face
But the evil that resides in those eyes and soul can never be replaced!...

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My love towards you was so extremely surreal
But I wasn't sure if it was actually real?

 If it was, then that'd be appealing...

Was it real
Or was it a plastic surgery of reality?
Was it surreal
Or was it a plastic affair? 

Tell me if it was a infatuation 
If it was, silly me...silly me...
I still have a mind of a child...

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If plastic surgery was free
And painless
And available
And fast
What would I have done?

Can they do eyes? Mine have floaters.
Can they create teeth? Many of mine are missing.
Can they do left hips?
Mine has shingles.

Can they operate on you when you have oozing open sores?
Can I make an appointment please?
For a new hip?
It has been almost four weeks.
Surely they are not contagious any more........

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I saw Bill Boniface
With a matching bony face
That could make one do a race
To disappear without trace!

Boniface womanizer:
Vocation, vulcanizer …
And women check profession!
Against future Recession;
Also, Facial Appearance
For Bed-Time Love Surveillance …

So, Boniface, where are we?
Whatever I say agree:
Faultless Plastic Surgery
To contain The Mockery …

And Goodbye to god Vulcan,
Because you know that you can!...

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Pretty girl all made up 
An image for the eye
She appears so perfect but it's a lie

She Is fake in every way
Plastic surgery fake hair
So fragile touch her and shell tear

Pretty little girl perched up for all to see
Is this really what you want to be
A porcelain doll 

Trapped with strict laws
Scolded for the simplest flaws
Your beauty won't last forever

How long till you fall
Ticking time bomb they can only push you so far
When you break you'll shatter...

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