Short Pickle Poems
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Pickle brine
Not so fine,
Blackberry wine
When I dine.
written March 7, 2022
for absolute, pure fun!
There was a pickle party
the pickles partied hearty
wanted to embellish
danced into a relish
well, aren’t they arty-farty
I found me self in a pickle
When I sat on a thistle
The pricks went in
I started to scream
They lied, they said it would tickle
Pork scratchings & branston pickle
marmite and scotch eggs
ham eggs and picallili
chocolate fingers
peppermint aero
ribena
Cheers !
beneath the slide's shadow
where lunchboxes blossomed—
mango pickle
the sweetest bite
was always another's
A lady well known to be fickle
Was left all alone with a pickle
To her great delight
She found out that night
How a nickel pickle can tickle!
Preparing mango pickles
Give the nose pungent tickles
Sneezing all through the day
In the hot month of may
Eyeing the yummy oil filled bottles
Wow, if I were a celebrity tickler
I’d start with Miss Kelly Pickler
I’d tickle her face
Or in any old place
But finding her? That is the stickler
Mickle pickle schmickle ding dong due
Eyes on the prize for both me and you
Dragon flies by on a plane summer blue
Mickle pickle schmickle ding dong due
my friends and I do not play pickle ball
we meet at a buffet in Scottish hall
the only exercise we will get today
is walking back and forth to their buffet
If I had a shiny new nickel
I'd buy me another dill pickle
My wife thinks she knocked me up
Made me go pee in a cup
But pickle juice came out in a trickle
If your feeling a slight bit fickle,
consider then, eating a pickle,
they glide down your throat,
a shiny green coat,
ending up a dill pickle tickle..
If you love eating pickles,
cause on your tongue they tickle,
eat a large kosher dill,
oh green juice, don't you spill,
for down your chin it trickles.
We cook it ! Feel your tonsils tingle!
Add mayonnaise, lettuce, a pickle.
Lost both tonsils at ten
so can I ask you when
my change comes to more than a nickle?
There once was a lady with child
Whose appetite was usually mild
Now she had a tickle
For a chocolate covered pickle
Not getting it she would certainly go wild
pretty pickle
by Michael R. Burch
u’d blaspheme if u could
because ur God’s no good,
but of course u cant:
ur a lowly ant
(or so u were told by a Hierophant).
Golly, what a Pickle you’re In -- Bub,
How is it That you’re stuck in a Pub?
Gullible -- You look, Pimp
for why not hop, on Blimps?
and Fly in its Massive Ruba-dub.
Your vehicle's surely in a pickle
Because you, its owner, are so fickle
You claim depreciation
Never appreciation
You don't think your car's worth a plugged nickel
October's harvest
twenty foot high 'pon tree..
golden pears wait fate
human, bird,or deer
insects await quick fall...
pear pickle in jars
When was the last time
you heard "butter brickle"
or saw the hammer and sickle
I'll bet you a wooden nickel
it's about the last time
you ate a non-kosher pickle!
Pow! the pale powder pumps power into
The pastor’s panicked pulse. Peeing his pants,
He pulls his parcel and pitter-patters
To the piss-pot, paying his penile penance.
I did not get it initially,
Brushing it off superficially.
My taste buds turned fickle,
Demanding a pickle;
Pregnant I am, now officially!
August 29, 2020
life is fickle
a bit like a pickle
it will cost a nickel
for a hammer and sickle
i have a freckle on my face
now give me a tickle
life is fickle
just like a pickle.
Mr Moody yearned for a big pickle
His taste buds he needed to tickle
He ate twenty four
Then fell on the floor
Digestion can be oh so fickle
I handed toddler sour pickle
I bribed him with a shiny nickel
Took a little bite
And to my delight
His puckered face, gave me a tickle
Copyright © 2010 By Caryl S. Muzzey