Short Penile Poems
Short Penile Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Penile by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Penile by length and keyword.
Dirty Limerick
Once seduced by his junior coworkers
Old man took his dates to the lockers
They used penile tweezers
And shagged like young weasels
Too bad he forgot beta-blockers...
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Categories:
penile, funny, games, lust, men, sexy, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Male Fail
An embarrassing penile occurrence
Led Johnny to want some assurance
So Viagra he took
Then he gave it a look
And said, "Yeah, now I've got endurance."...
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Categories:
penile, humor, sexy,
Form:
Limerick
A Travelling Sage
There once was a travelling sage
Who yet lived to a very old age.
Well becoming quite senile,
With problems (yes penile),
The reader may choose:
1) He kept his packed trunk in a cage.
or
2) He packed his wee trunk in a rage....
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Categories:
penile, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Horny Dude
Maverick
- man
Legs
- long
Skirts
- sexy
Knickers
- knot
Manners
- misplaced
Breast
- Blossom
Breathe
- bare
Nipple
- Nudge
Heart
- huge
Loins
- looney
Fingers
- Fraught
Penile
- Pulse
Testicle
- Trouble
Horny
- Hornet
Penis
- Propeller...
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Categories:
penile, fun, nonsense,
Form:
Free verse
The P Word
.
I did not say penile
I said pineal
When you planted me in that
pillory
that God forsaken state
I could not get a night of sleep
That is why I hopped on
her pillion
to get a pillows grace...
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Categories:
penile, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
Two Buffoons
One is over-senile
the other over-penile
One opens our borders
the other issues loyalty orders
Our execrable Presidential candidates
presage a once-great country’s fate
Two utter buffoons America rushes to nominate
~ I think on my ballot I’ll regurgitate
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Categories:
penile, america, leadership, political,
Form:
Couplet
Impotency Cure
Throughout my marriage I struggled with a horrible ailment,
Penile Sexual Erectile Dysfunction,
and because of my chronic impotency,
my ex wife filed the papers and divorced me.
My divorce it turns out was the cure for me,
because I'm now always ready for moments of intimacy.
Fewer single guys ever struggle with impotency,
as opposed to all of those who are so called happily married....
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Categories:
penile, health,
Form:
Rhyme
The Eyes of Venus
Hot raptor breath
Push goosebumps to life
On the golden-honey flesh
Of a most desired sight.
Deeply tanned and rubenesque,
Unsheathed, scented shoulders.
Arms that distill without cause to beckon
The wills of the penile-brained knights.
Wallow in her moist pink flower.
Defend with your armor that nymphet tower.
But beware, Dear Sir, should your eye slip up
Two orbs of Venus power....
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Categories:
penile, beauty, desire, humor, mythology, sensual, sexy, women,
Form:
Rhyme
Unwanted Internet Adverts - Bawdy
Svetlana appeared on my computer today
She’s so pretty, it can’t be denied
But I'm happily married for 26 years
So I don’t need an Internet bride!
Oh crikey an email advert has just popped up
It’s one that I’m embarrased to mention
But I’m female (I’ve checked) and I’m certain
That I don’t need a penile extension!
A some what tongue in cheek poem
05~22~17...
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Categories:
penile, computer, humorous, internet,
Form:
Rhyme