Short Pandas Poems

A girl of my choice
Is all I am looking for
But I can’t find one
Like the endangered pandas
In this beautiful big world...

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Diamond shimmers
The wind blows the leaves home
They arrive and burn

Pandas refuse mates
They are stupid, so they die
Burn all the beaches...

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There’s Pandas at National Zoo
It’s true they’re still keeping a few!
Some black patches dyed  
On Polar Bear hide   
Let the exhibit continue     
...

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Panda bears are not real, that's total nonsense
They're manufactured in an obscure Chinese province
Peebs work into the night
Making these Christmas delights
But only give them their naughty parts with the boss' consent...

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Giant pandas live in China.
They can swim and climb trees, too.
They're black and white and furry
And they love to eat bamboo!

Bonus activity: Print out a giant panda coloring sheet for each child (there are a few 
to choose from on animalstown.com) and have him or her color it....

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Whales and snails
Bees and fleas
Apples and eagles
All from the Big Bang

Planets shine and align
Bananas and cheetahs
Seashore and dinosaurs
All from the Big Bang

Peaches and cheeses
Asparagus and cactus
Human eye and butterflies
All from the Big Bang

Newborns and acorns
Pandas and pooches
Goose and spruce
All from the Big Bang

Really?...

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Where are they? I asked him at the door.
My voice cracked, was a bit of a whisper.
I had never seen pandas in bamboos before.
Look up, said the farmer, a tiny mister.

There were three of them, and they were sweet.
What do they eat? I asked. What do they eat?
Why do you think they are up in the bamboo? He asked me.
I had no idea, but I sure wanted to see…....

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Pandas are so cute
                                       They also can be vicious
                                        Protecting their young

                                                    O  O
                                                   (^.^)
                                                  d(    )b
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Children howl, like wolves and dogs,
Dumping rules, like dirt-dust logs;
The teacher's cane rarely works,
The principal flares cause smirks!

Workers stand, pandas-perplexed,
Cattle crazing next, stand vexed;
Students some; Angels! Correct,
Others: Devils! See them wrecked!

Principal-tiger hurried,
Like sheep, each teacher worried;
Each angst of future buried,
Students leap like light-bodied!


27 October 2021...

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A shade of Turquoise,
Vibrant and lengthy,
Smooth like blueberries,
Thick like quilt,
Wrapped in ribbon,
Neatly and tight.


Eyes like pandas,
Big and bold,
Lashes like spiders,
Most are new,
Some are old,
Like my big red luscious lips (or so I am told).


My big frame and stature,
Is not a match for you,
My retro fashion sense,
Vintage like me,
I'm happy with just flowers,
Gerberas red, pink, yellow and green....

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If you believe there is nothing new to see
and this world holds no more surprises for you.
Then, my friend, strap yourself in and follow me
as we track pandas through forests of bamboo
and check out blue whales, the giants of the sea.
Earth's lakes range in colors from pink to sky-blue,
and The Grand Canyon's awesome, I guarantee.
From its snow-capped mountains to its vast oceans,
Earth is a planet that evokes emotions....

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Red Pandas are listed as, endangered
and 50% of their habitat, is in the Eastern Himalayas
The Red Pandas name, comes from the Napali word, ‘ponya’
which means bamboo or plant eating animal, that likes to chew bamboo

Red Pandas have acrobatic skills, using them high in the trees
but their forests have been cleared, for the lose their nesting trees
They are often killed in traps, that have not been set for them
and they have been poached for fur, creating genetic mayhem...

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She says I am a bear today
- hairs bristle, paws twitch.
I could be a good bear,
but apparently I’m unbearable.

I used to be loved by park rangers 
and children.
I danced in the circus,
I composed love-poetry for pandas,
but today the mask is slipping.

I tell her: I am a walrus,
look at my moon-cow eyes -
only a walrus can gawk like that,
but she’s just not buying
the whole walrus thing.

Later like a good bear
I hold out my dish as she says:
dinner is ready....

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last night i had the strangest dream
 i dreamt i was all manky
 i had greasy hair and smelly feet
 and bogies in my hanky

 my ass was brown and pooey
 my ears full of yellow stuff
 my belly button stank cus
 of all the fuzzy fluff

 my eyes were black like pandas
 my pants were brown and fishy
 my armpits smelled like rotten eggs
 and my farts were wet and squishy

 i dreamed you called unexpectedly
 you surprised me at the door
 you looked aghast and took one whiff
 and fainted on the floor...

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