An Unexpected Visitor

last night i had the strangest dream i dreamt i was all manky i had greasy hair and smelly feet and bogies in my hanky my ass was brown and pooey my ears full of yellow stuff my belly button stank cus of all the fuzzy fluff my eyes were black like pandas my pants were brown and fishy my armpits smelled like rotten eggs and my farts were wet and squishy i dreamed you called unexpectedly you surprised me at the door you looked aghast and took one whiff and fainted on the floor