Short Overeating Poems

Dragon
Addicted
Banana splits
No longer fits through doors
Diet!...

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Dragon
Dragon
Addicted
To banana splits
Can't fit through the doors
Diet!...

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Voracious eater
Courageously devours
Large quantities of
Oysters and snails
Drowning Them
Making no big deal of
His Edacious Manner...

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Overeating
                                                        Foie gras
                                                          Viagra...

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We evolved at a furious pace.
Oh, how noble we are as a race!
But why are we here?
The answer, I fear,
is to always be stuffing our face....

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 I have gorged myself since I was young,
occupying the uppermost rung
of the swallowing clique,
and to stay thin and sleek
I exert my key muscle — the tongue....

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Extra room for overeating anonymous
Some Americans
Look like refrigerators
No wonder
They have eaten 
Everything that is inside
For years
Now they are building refrigerators
With extra rooms...

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Here’s a truth with embarrassment:
Male and female bodies begin 
with snug and firm fitting skin.
With age and overeating they end 
augmenting into something akin
to a loose hanging flaccid garment....

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The news
    controls my views
  Vials of pills
    mountains of bills

  Lack of sleep
    counting sheep
  Overeating 
    bowels bleeding

  Tooth decay
    more every day
  Hair's turned white
    Say 'goodnight!'...

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Women’s rights?
     Men in tights  

   Rising crime?
     Hang wind-chimes

   Covid fears?
     Change careers

   Stocks falling?
     Piggy-bank calling

   Nothing to do?
     Learn Hindu

   Don’t have a car
     Play your guitar

   Overeating?
     Life is fleeting...

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Some people say a man is made out of ham
I say he's made out of mussel and clam
Mussel and clam, oyster and crab,
Spread like a feast on a mortician's slab. 

You eat way too much, what do you get
Another pound fatter all sweaty and wet
Tell Peter not to bake me no pumpkin pie
One more bite and I'm likely to die....

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The perfect way to avoid overeating this Thanksgiving is to put super glue on your lips.
If you're not able to eat your Thanksgiving dinner, it can't go straight to your hips.
That's the perfect way to avoid overeating this Thanksgiving.
But if you can't get your lips unstuck, one week later you'll no longer be living....

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Can't sleep?  Why not?
   Drink a lot?  Feverish hot?

Indigestion?  Sinus congestion?
   Arthritis pain?  Half insane?
 
Constant wheezing?  Bouts of sneezing?
   Drug abuse?  Device overuse?
 
Relative died?  Stock market slide?
   Spouse cheating?  Overeating?
 
All these are troublemakers, true
   Others sleep ~ Why's insomnia picked you?...

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Crazy conversations!
A nonsense talk!
What matters much?
I’m with the best people

Stuck in a pink room
Talking about heartbreaks
Overeating the pains
Till we just feel nothing

A blue lemonade,
A noodle on our side.
We just want to untie
Stress-feel in our minds.

I think this is the best
To avoid craziness
Learn to live a little
If things are too serial…...

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Don't expect an hors d'ouervre when you're out of work, mate!
Blame that on politics or blame it on your fate.
However much you mutter,
from now on it's bread and butter.
Just pretend you're on a diet.
You'll be happy if you try it.
Don't think you're in a ditch
but take pity on the rich.
To them it doesn't matter
that poor health awaits the fatter.
Dear reader, be a mensch.
Don't criticize my French....

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