Short Offender Poems

I don't discriminate against race, life choice, religion or gender.
One might say that I'm a proud equal opportunity offender.
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I Don't Like Anybody....

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Sinner Or an Offender

Even if a sinner or an offender,
True love is sure to be tender;
Never avoid,
And enjoyed;
God is great with His splendor.

Jim Horn...

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some offenses fall by the way side unless the offended~ speaks up
If the offender keeps on offending once they're told that’s~their issue










Alexis Y.
01/06/2021...

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Convicted of raping 
Now new game he's playing 
He is sex offender 
But he changes gender 
So he becomes a she 
Then the law does agree 
The game he now has won
Sent to women's prison 
Has something gone amiss 
That lets him take the piss?...

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Sucked off by his vacuum cleaner 
Vicar Jefs' wiener went leaner 
His parish aghast
Told the cops, "Come fast"
The Judge called a Miss de Meanor*

(n.b.,  Baptist Jefs is now a 
Registered Sex Offender so
guard your vacuum cleaner! ...

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"I love you"
So many times i have told you.

But in the deep cold tides of our relation,
time and time again, when I was the offender,
the hurtful, the guilty.....

I could not say once,
"I seek your forgiveness, Dear I'm really sorry".

(12.03.2021)...

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Lying in the street
Bleeding to death
Pleading for life
Not any Medicare
Or Inquiry 
Offender at large,
No burial or cremation
An innumerable number of tires
Run over the dead body
Justice is beyond the reach
Of the loved ones 
The life of every animal matters,
be the motto of the motorists....

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                 Purr jump,land-rattle purr
influction question tail sunny zest of purre
charmier' tailcurlers wanting something more (a finger, a box, of growl-worthy-meat?)
discriminating shoppurred gamers purrimal friskers-offenders purrfection at the door, naughty entertainer offender, repeat...

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Just like the vulture watches its prey
From atop the roof top
Scanning every moving rodent
And rotten s by the gutter,
He watches eagle-eyed,
Every car on the traffic lane.
He watches with keenness ready
To pounce on any traffic offender.
Not because he respects the law
but for self-gratification....

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Released from prison.
Refused to follow
Rules explained to him;
Repeat offender
Robs convenience store.
Real smart, grasshopper!
Returned to prison.



Submitted for...
Pleiades R Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Kim Merryman
Date written: 04/14/2021...

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It could happen – in passing or by chance,
The kiss could be passionate or tender
As the aftermath of love at first glance.
I dreamt to steal it like an offender…

Your lips were never so close to my face,
I felt the scent of your eau de Cologne,
And waited for an incentive, but that place
Turned out to be an inaccessible zone…...

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he kicked him with left foot on his chest,
bit his fingers with ardent delight,
emptied bladder on his bright white vest!

the victim laughed as if all was right,
hugged offender with love albeit,
then kissed both his cheeks in show of jest!

So here is a lesson from teachings of Christ,
In the love of a father for his infant child!...

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When suspect confronted with, pose
a pattern DARVO; he/she shows
innocence special tricks they choose.
DARVO - Deny, Attack, Reverse
Victim and Offender; it's worse.
They deny the whole act loudly.
Then attack accuser badly
and reverses the roles gladly.
Try to show self in victim role;
real victim to be blamed whole.
...

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Sinister Sinner Who Became a Minister

wore big blister
was sinister minister
became senator

a legal tender
minister an offender
had been big spender

minister spinster
with a good looking sister
hard to resist her

had been beginner
then he cooked a great dinner
now a real winner

sailed with spinnaker
when a big wind did occur
hard to endure...

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Sun hardened clay
molded into a vessel
broken in time
Reinvented as a scratching tool...  Job

Jaw bone of destruction
death begats death
Weapon of mass destruction
In a mighty man's hands...

Jail bird, registered sex offender
Interpreter of dreams
Favorite servant of a king
Saved a mighty nation
during a deadly famine.... 

Do you know these people??...

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Reflections of an offender,
that’s way short of Eden’s splendor,
stares back at me from the pages,
of written light for all ages. 
 
Try as I might to make changes,
I fall short and owe the wages,
due to the inherited sin,
dwelling in all of Adam’s kin. 
 
But reflecting Love’s true image,
is what I see in the message,
paid for by the Son's sacrifice,
to free mankind of every vice....

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Why my heart ponder?
I, your offender..
What I gave?
Dark love in a cave...

I promised you a thousand lands
Didn't give enough sands...
Changing me and my love,
Hiding behind the black scarf..

Hiding me I couldn't speak,
Feared losing in a streak.
This was my only reason
But turned my passing season..

Now I rattle,

As a foolish cattle
Leaving your land and cheese,
Yet to find me some peace......

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Hurtling toward me was a messy, slimy mass
Of masticated food from a diner with no class!
Glancing off my head (I ducked!), it landed on poor old
Mama, right smack dab in the face. It slid, then rolled
Onto her lap. The offender saw her mopping her face.
Unabashed, he refilled and, without a trace of grace,
Talked, with cavernous mouth wide open, disgusting us all.
Henceforth, Food Flinger, cease showing such egregious gall.


November 3, 2021...

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Gain he stole but pain is fading, 
I'll give forgiveness in another morrow
The pathos now still boldly bidding
But the bellow to forgive, I feel below

Morrow came with a twisted blend
The eye of the cloud is painted red
My epistle to forgive I can't heaven send
My offender is now yonder led

Tomorrow here is not eternity
Not all will wear the canescent hair
Now do what you can for paternity and divinity
Tomorrow you may not breathe our air...

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A piece of you to crush in rubs,
Tender heart in fury and snubs,
Lies in wait to cajole in cues,
As night sparkles to various hues;

I would fleece you with temptation,
Aflame delight in sensation,
Grapple your heart to touch my passion,
Before we shed our confusion;

Ebbed nausea within my desire,
Ignites to burn loves fire,
Timid in total surrender,
In love debase each offender;

Paint moments red with raptures,
Let you flounder in captures....

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How can we stop misuse of power play?
An egalitarian society is what we need today
Egalitarianism will bring prosperity for each gender
Handcuffs for exploited hands and full stop for offender
Do you know what is egalitarianism?
A remedy to get rid of frustration
A rational movement to end up discrimination
A logical way to advise
Reflection of heaven and Paradise.
Mardey zalim pay kalamey narm-o-nazuk bay asar.
Subtle Poetry will not have any effect on an atrocious person!...

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