Short Off The Hook Poems

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Premium Member Haiku

brain food... school of fish
  fish out of water... dead fish
     off the hook... go fish  

           April 18, 2018
Form: Haiku


Contemptible Cuisine

Oh, Mother! Why are you such a rotten cook?
I tremble at the sight of this horrific gruel!
I dare say you are being jolly cruel!
Oh! God! Please get me off the hook!
© Ivor Kos  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Off the Line

~Was swimming down the stream on a farm creek past the worm
          wiggling on a line in the water wasn't hungry off the hook~


12/4/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020

Premium Member A Genuine Excuse

Sam slept through his alarm once again So dashed to catch the commuter train But today he is fine ‘Autumn leaves’ block the line He’s off the hook … his boss can’t complain! 2nd June 2016
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Dr Seuss and the Little Yellow Stars

Xi released a mad bug from his red cave
and fated millions to premature graves
while we burned DR, Seuss books
Fauci and Xi wiggled off the hook
Joe and Hunter have yuan in their banks.
 



Yuan is the currency of communist China
Form: Limerick


His Fate

each to his own funeral gift, the hook will give my bones a lift, at the university... or so my old mate says of he:) i have threatened to steal him off the hook:) police might think it kind of crook, jail time for little me? Don
Form: Ballad

Premium Member Funny Thanksgiving Limerick

Grandma burns the food and is no cook
She needs to stick to reading a book
Fire covers the turkey
It tastes like beef jerky
Paula brought food we are off the hook
Form: Limerick

Tom's Date

Tom climbed a wall as he was late,
But got hitched up by his clothes;
His wails were heard by his stood up date,
Who reached him by standing on her toes,
Purring, ‘I’ll let you off the hook, I suppose.’

Jack Horne for Francine's Hangin' in There contest, 31st July
© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.

Book

BOOK
I am building my own castle of the book
Everything we do sometimes just depend heavily on how we look
Do you want to eat anything that we intend to cook
Let's forget about everything that everyone has been trying to get off the hook
Tr?n Minh Hi?n Hien Tran Orlando August 24, 2016
© Hien Tran  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Quatrain

Candid

So tired she thought it best
to wear her heart on her sleeves
and get things off her chest

Ignored a notion preconceived
that living like an open book 
would only make her more naive

She said if they simply take another look
they'll see a clear transparency
and just maybe, let me off the hook

One Got Away

I had the biggest kind hearted one hooked.
But I wanted to keep fishing,
so he jump off the hook,set us both free.
Now I'm wishing I stop fishing,
when I had him hooked.
Like a dam fool I let the one that matters loose.
Now I stop fishing,but it's to late,he's not biting.
One I want to keep now,
is the one that got away.

Being Read Out of a Book

Being Read Out of a Book

Never sounded sincere know for sure;
Much more than we wanted to endure;
Long must last;
Wish was past;
Was a bunch more of Trump manure.

Up another speech someone did cook;
Sounded like Being Read Out of a Book;
We were near;
Sounded insincere;
Were trying to get Trump off the hook.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Dime in His Pocket

   A dime in his pocket
     hope in his heart
   Just his clothes on his back
     but he’d make a new start

   Constricted at home
     he took to the road
   Foraged for food
     yet upright he strode

   Three days and two nights
     of this, all it took
   For him to come home ~
     let mom and dad off the hook
Form: Rhyme

Oh, No, That Song

Hear the hated song
Think things will go wrong
Cannot relax, on edge, scared
Expecting illness
My fate seems hopeless
Sweating like a creature snared

Play the remedy
Callas works for me
Relax, unwind, heave a sigh
Play again for luck
Lets me off the hook
Smile and wave ill luck bye bye

Jack Horne for Nette's Aloutte your Cleansing Ritual
© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Their Scenario

we fell to the ground from high
so the screams are heard
was hard to understand why
in their scenario were extras

they gave secret to you
they dressed in a dirty coat
when you have time you wash
suddenly became sad
the truth behind the misty roads

to hear very words
tired to  our souls
half-asleep we're

leave us off the hook

Spitshine

it's quite a descent
this job of:
repent repent repeat
keeping it short & sweet
-i think you're beautiful 
& when we meet i
treat you kind, you 
notice my 
diamond in the rough
vow to find capture
tame the tough 
right out of me-
around you i pretend
i can't see,
spitshine your dirty 
throne- your good intention
is a phone, hanging
off the hook.

Maybe the best is AB


Not a text book relic

Poetic look esoteric

Record book cleric

Off the hook balletic

Mesmeric cook aesthetic

Cranny & nook prophetic 

Canny crook stratospheric


Which is why may be

Sitting top of the tree

The Saffa Gaffer

With a higher ABV

In formats all three

Above possibly Kohli

Greatest I did see

For me is probably A.B
Form: Rhyme

"untitled"

THE HUG FELT SO WELCOMING.HOW LONG CAN YOU STAY?
SPREADING YOURSELF THIN IS THE BIGGEST GIVE AWAY.
YOUR CELL PHONE IS RINGING OFF THE HOOK.SMILING 
AND GRINNING STATING THAT YOU'RE SINGLE. I KNOW
YOUR HISTORY . THE PLATE OF EXCUSES YOU CONTINUE 
TO SERVE ME. THEN YOU OFFERED ME A DRINK OF FALSE
ALIBIES.TRIFLING IS WHAT I CALL IT. ONLY A COWARD
ACTS LIKES THIS. TRUTH ALWAYS SUFACE TO THE TOP.....

Premium Member Reading

I play with sunbeams and my friend
until these moments come to end.
Again my open book will send
me to the places of world's end.

When day is done and last page read,
I go to pillow and to bed.
Dreams to daylight as night is shed
and I to bright, new places led.

When night has come, I'm off the hook
and I'll return to read my book.
Looking forward to cozy nook,
serious words, some gobbledygook.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Stuff Ears Blurred Eyes

STUFF EARS BLURRED EYES

the phone rings
someone calling I annswer it
“Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..”
“Wha... it's 4 am in the morning???
sun rises
above the horizon
must be now morning
I look out the window Why?
hush  the phone place it off the hook...
stuff ears
close the shades,  and curtains
sun  blinding my eyes
ears ringing
blurred eyes

3/18/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2018

Premium Member O, Why, Why, Why

I left the pages of my book clumsily open, the phone off the hook and what was said hanging; I walked for hours and hours, hallow inside, empty, the words said, echoing and my mind over and over; why, why, why . . . I silently screamed. ______________________ February 23, 2019 Poetry/Verse/Why, Why, Why Copyright Protected, ID 19-1117-689-02 All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym.
Form: Verse

Bad Victims

I am Freaking the F+!K OUT! 
Off the hook look out I shout
Straight eyes laced with buckets of doubt
Trying to figure out what you're all about
Blood pressure high as a kite
Paranoid look left, look right
Dumbfounded your look shining not so bright
You picked the wrong victim tonight
Double backed behind a wall I hide
Me and my girl die or ride
As you pass we step by your side
The rest is a story off how you died

Bye...Bye...
Form: Couplet

Eaten

The mirrors and furniture are sheeted.
Love has eaten me up
like a fancy box of chocolates
now completely gone.

My phone is clean off the hook.
Voices carry emotion 
and always the opinions, opinions, opinions.
Nobody can worm their way in now.

Hell is not going to break
its way through to me.

I sit utterly quiet with my hand placed
on my stomach. 
This is how somebody will find me-
as calm as a glass vase
in the cupboard at midnight.

Premium Member V a L E N

V A L E N 

sleepy v a l e n….snore
the day cupid wore
me out with pain and meds

sleepy v a l e n..biz
busy that is
for my love

this holiday’s not
a bunch of chocolate
or gifts…i don’t care

‘cause we’ve suffered
through good and bad
weathered the storm

letting the fish off the hook
my man i so love and
besides we bought a car

this one is just the oddball
year of pain and cheer
yes cheer because i’m loved

Kim Rodrigues © 2017

You As I

I as I You as you Me as myself You as Yourself Disconnected by I and You You and I by disconnected You and I are off the hook. I as You You as I You and I both know who they are. You know, the people you do not ever want to be like. To them, we are them; to us they are them... Obviously We are all them. Not I as I and you as you Only Together we become us! May 21,2017

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