Short Nutter Poems

Mother Teresa of Calcutta,
Was a bit of a nutter,
She upset the slums, 
When playing the drums....

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fighting a war all on my own
whilst from a far they assess my sanity
I may be a nutter so I'm left alone 
a middle finger to humanity...

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Cow from Calcutter

There once was a Cow from Calcutter,
Who really was quite fond of butter.
She ate it all day, 
Instead of her hay,
I think she's a bit of a nutter......

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There once was a nutter quite frightful
Who spent so much time being spiteful
   When confronted with truth
   Completely debunking her sleuth
She barreled into delusions most delightful!...

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Clutter was a butterfly
who liked to butter dive
a nutter was this butterfly
when butter caught his eye
he'd butter up his wings
as the fluttering begins
he couldn't cut the wind
a butterwalk was him...

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so rear up like a young mountain goat,
head butt the horror okey doke,
rip the skull from offa him,
body slam him with a grin,
johnson says its orright,
its deathless time tonight...:(

re:
"The Reaper"  
Anthony Nutter


Don...

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I am a psychopath
a derange
a fruitcake

she looked at me as if I am looney tunes, a
nutter, madwoman, maniac, nutcase, nut. 
I stuck out my tongue, causing her to flee

the man in the elevator asked me
where would she go? 
We three have been stuck in here for hours...

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REGRETFUL
Once more and ever sorrowful
I see the bitter past
Can I perceive tomorrow till
The dark of night has passed

With time the damned 
Take heed and heart 
Past deeds they whimper still
Conscience jams the nutter part
So says the whip-or-will
Don Johnson 2-august-10...

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An Inupiat "slow-grower"
Believed he could sink no lower
When an icicle rose
On the tip of his nose
He won "Number 1 Snow Blower"

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A cold polar bear did stutter
And folk thought he was a nutter
But God loved him a bunch
And dropped off his lunch
With buckets of peanut butter....

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There I was in the bath, 
splashing with my duck,
I got my toe stuck in the tap, I 
never have much luck!
My sister came running up the 
stairs and said I was a nutter, 
my mum came in with a grin 
and rubbed my toe with butter, 
out it popped all swollen and 
red, mum gave me a clout and 
sent me to bed....

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David icke
conspiracy realist, not a nutter
as was first proclaimed
now he is a well respected researcher
and author.

when David Icke is demonised
this is usually done by someone
who has neither read any of his books
nor watched any of his presentations

the world of man
is a crooked one
and worse is to come
so keep an open mind
and do your own research



*thank you for reading....

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us deranged poets doubt the day,
if sharp of mind is on display,
or am i somewhere up the creek
looking for to find the leak,
me mentals gone astray...

up the creek with a brain thats addled, 
calamity till im unsaddled, 
or freak

so watch yer back, 4 gross attack ,
from some deranged of snyde,
imagination is on track,
sidestep ol suicide....

re  "Edge of Insanity"

good work Anthony Nutter!

Don...

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Like an aerial butterfly flutter 
The same your lips are caressing my face 
And so my mind is lost in a clutter.

As a storm produced by butterfly grace
On environment acts out of control
So the sweet contact of lips can efface

My brain completely as a Champagne bowl.
A miracle is which makes me nutter
But it is love which just enters my soul.

As an aerial butterfly flutter
Renders my mind as lost in a clutter....

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diving off the old black stump,
suiciding 4 the ground,
bloody cattle dog, is a biting me,
bringing about just half a frown,

6 feet down ought ta do it,
break me neck, get hammered ears,
off me rear you cattle bludger,
best 4 flying, don't intefere  

uh oh im flying skimming,
wonder here bout me women,
kerlunk....aint a grinning....
the pancake punch....
bad headache, whats 4 lunch....

thanks Anthony Nutter

Don...

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A. W. Nutter

Sympathetic voices
Whispering in the ear
Angels in remorse
Shedding their tears

Droplets of water
A mocking serenade
The darkened chamber
They chose to invade

Alone in the darkness
Depression transcends
Engulfed by wickedness
Prayers quickly end

Pleading for death
Ignored by the Trinity
In a reprobates path
On the edge of insanity

Consumed with fear
Overwhelmed with pain
Salvation for beggars
In hell I’ll remain...

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Passive dismissal snorting
say common poet boring
Thou Lord you’re adoring
imagination you’re in

Threaten me with a day of reckoning 
your belief continues to project
but like you I was made by him
and he made me perfect

So as you write and whine 
sucking up so sloppy
he knows yours and mine
you don’t know how God see

You know no better
than any in this subject 
you’re just another nutter
stringed church puppet...

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Nutter-Butter

Thoughts of him touching 
me stirs my heart to flutter.

My head floods with emotions
and fantasies, it clutters.

When he calls me on the 
phone I stammer and stutter.

When he tells me he loves me,
 I melt like butter.

Trying to steer this sinking ship 
is like a boat with a broken rudder.

I sit all day in a daze, when people 
ask me questions all I do is mutter.

I’m in love with 
this nutter-butter!...

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Awesome soft, like butter,
A cute fluffer-nutter,
Adult itty-bitty -
All aver this flutter
About my loved kitty;
An active stunner and
Adorable wonder. 



... CayCay Jennings
August 10, 2016 for Kim Merryman's "Pleiades" Contest
used howmanysyllables.com

- title must start with an A and be one word
- 7 line stanza describing title, each line must begin with an A
- 6 syllable lines only

5th Place...

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Chocolate Charlie, a fruit and nutter
Made from milk, cocoa and butter
Chocolate Charlie, so very sweet
From the top of his head
Right down to his feet
He has little chocolate fingers
And little chocolate toes
With chocolate eyes and ears
And a chocolate button nose
Chocolate Charlie, a little bit wacky
Left out in the sun can get a little bit tacky
Chocolate Charlie so yummy and scrummy
Sadly no longer with us
Because he is inside my tummy....

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Aching is my heart for you
Withering my very soul.
A crack will turn me pale blue
Only you can halt the toll.

Teresa of Calcutta
Empathize for my poor sake.
Why not look at this nutter
Hoping to be yours to take.

After all, I am to blame
Killed of my wonderful good.
All I am is a failed game
Prayers to you under my hood.

Only the faithful are helped
Not because of selfishness
Of sheer gratitude for life.



By Leanne Walsh
07/07/2014 (MM/DD/YY)...

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Beseech the wooden hip and eye
To paddle off and caper.
Beseech the Maxfold cat and stye
Forlorn with hairy Gator.

Bring not thy chesticle to bear,
Thy open arms to boot.
Beseeching here and everywhere
To hear old Amos flute.

'You can but not cumcumber me!'
He gummed in chitter-chatter,
And passing water from his knee
Knew something was the matter.

Alas! Alak! A Ladybird-
A lullaby in butter.
Beseech in me the rare absurd,
Not sane, not yet a nutter....

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suffering by the sentence made,
the pain wave breaks the surface,
the whips cut and the slicing blade,
the masters bloody purpose....

to be owned by the master,
and treated like a curse,
resentment burns hereafter,
karma is ten times worse,

time repays the master,
the next life reimbursed,
not blest with this life with laughter,
so miserable so cursed


"Indentured Servant"  thanks Antony Nutter

great poetry mate.....Don Johnson...

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A.W. Nutter

I feared the shadows
Beasts hidden, no desire to be seen
I feared the shadows
Where they make you feel unclean

I feared the darkness
Demons prowl under the cover of night
I feared the darkness
They attack during the absence of light

I feared being alone
As the nightmares begin to invade
I feared being alone
Reliving your nightly escapades

I feared my home
Curled up crying on the closet floor
I feared my home
The real monster, sleeping next door...

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A. W. Nutter

Enjoying this view from above
An unconscious smile gives me delight
Whispering poetry to the one I love
My Princess dreaming of her knight 

Wishing I could bathe in your fragrance
Savor the sweetness of your lips caress 
Consumed with desire by your presence
My heart and soul you'll always possess

Aching inside, to hold you in my arms
My personal hell, unable to touch my lover
Patiently I'll watch and keep you from harm
Looking forward to the time you cross over...

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