Short Nuts Poems
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all kinds
on the tree line
they sit fixs
so be quick
waiting to be pick
mabe no stinging bees
PEACAN
NUTS AND TREES
quick fixs food kits
thing that bust call nuts
and the treat stick and meat
they carry tastes and odor
its
MEAT NUTS AND SODA
A plain ole nutcase
Is that what I am now called
Therapy I go
Without weary bone inside
Though with handful of pecans
Russell Sivey
its winter time
on the tree lines
good to eat
they are a treat
in a gift pack
put this in the rack
have this in your plan
NUTS AND PEACAN
Auto nuts
Crazy in the car
all alone with a mask on
yes very alone
Ginsu-Knife Eastport , Maine USA
Tasty confection,
Chocolate, caramel, nuts,
Delectable reflection,
Love those tasty guts.
It must Snicker,
While my taste buds flicker.
So fresh cashew nuts
Good quality cheap in price
I wish I speak Ron
Please, note that Ron is a Chadic language spoken in northern Nigeria.
So Trump and Macron had a talk
Then both of them went for a walk
But not together
Because the weather
Could change before Trump's Penny Stock
Pistachio and Dimaggio do not rhyme
most of the time....
Yet when nuts seek out celebrity
~ advertisers extend them charity
There wad a young man who was nuts
And always lived in garden huts
He screamed at night
And we all got a fright
But I blame all those welfare cuts
Today is World Mental Health Day
She's driving US nuts by the way!
She can't beat this rap
She MUST take our crap
And make weather for us to play!
Let it not annoy my dear boy,
Picture's a ploy, let's share some joy,
But Daddy said plainly,
That Mommy had candy,
Not Almond Joy, but Daddy's toy.
The wedding was scheduled for three
But the groom took off for a pee
How the bride's bra strap
Got caught on my lap
Remains a complete mystery . . . .
Like an addled cuckoo that garbles
the birdsong that he warbles,
I've experienced many strains.
I've got gremlins in my brains,
and I've lost my marbles.
There once was a skipper called Handy
With his girl crew became very randy.
In his strategic place,
One kick see his face,
He now sings soprano, just like Mandy.
this is no joke
i smell the smoke
as i moke
alone
as winter go on
holdays shopping
is non stopping
i don't fess
i love the smell
and christmas bell
of
CHEST NUTS
under the serpent mound prudent
demons (NOT monsters) preserve the
nuts and
endosperm meant for
later day
postmen to deliver
when the time is
all too convincingly ripe
Grants gonads turned purple like plums
To 'Doctor' Google he succumbs
But his wife insisted
His nuts may be twisted
He’s praying an ambulance comes!
Split my banana and stuff it with cream
top with tantalizing treats to extreme
nuts and silky sweetened balls
gooey toppings form seawalls
nothing left out of a lover's wet dream
Chocolate is for me,
Color me beautiful.
Can dip fried bacon or,
Crunchy with lots of nuts.
Could live with pineapple,
Causing smiles everywhere.
Candy box is great gift.
Fell in love with a coconut
The tree stood tall outside my hut
Love sublime at first sight
I thought I‘d have a bite
Lost both front teeth right on the spot
AP: 3rd place 2020
Date Nuts
My first date turned out to be a fig
her hands, though soft, were rather big
to my relief
and disbelief
t’was an older guy wearing – a wig
John G. Lawless
7/21/2017
squirrels with stuffed cheeks
dash along our crimson path -
nuts for fall!
Oldie submitted 2/1/22
For the Squirrel Haiku Poetry Contest of Robert James Liguori
There were no guys quite like Ben and Jerry
She depended on them for her dairy
She liked it with nuts
No ifs, ands or buts
And she often found room for a cherry
Betel nut nations,betel nut pride;
They spit on their walls:
Their teeth they'll hide.
--- Princefreakasso
(Artist and Poet)