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A Fruity and Funny Limerick Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

08/19/23

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Grants gonads turned purple like plums To 'Doctor' Google he succumbs But his wife insisted His nuts may be twisted He’s praying an ambulance comes!

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Terry Flood

Date: 9/5/2023 11:06:00 AM

Back with congrats, Jan. Well done

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 9/5/2023 6:18:00 AM

LOL Jan! Congratulations! :)

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 9/4/2023 10:48:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. A creative/fun Limerick write/picture. Have a great day.............

John Read

Date: 9/4/2023 4:32:00 AM

Congratulations on your win Jan, your limerick was a classic.

Jack Horne

Date: 9/4/2023 4:14:00 AM

LOL, had a chuckle

Terry Miller

Date: 9/4/2023 2:09:00 AM

Very funny; congratulations

Valsa George

Date: 9/3/2023 11:58:00 PM

This is so hilarious Jan. He must be having intense pain. Poor fellow with twisted nuts! :))) Congratulations on your great win.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 9/3/2023 2:19:00 PM

Jan, hilarious, Oh the imagery, ha ha, congratulations on your first place win!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 8/24/2023 11:40:00 AM

In the meantime he might want to put them in a bucket of ice cold water to cool em down lol. Good luck Jan. Tom

Terry Flood

Date: 8/24/2023 11:06:00 AM

Ha ha… great minds eh. We both went straight for the plums gag. My excuse is I’ve got a plum tree which is currently breaking its own branches under the weight of its own fruit. That’s why I had plums on my mind… what’s your excuse? Good luck in the contest. Terry

Duke Beaufort

Date: 8/22/2023 12:57:00 PM

YOU are a master at this!!!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/21/2023 4:50:00 PM

Great job as always. Plum silly!

Simon Hamill

Date: 8/21/2023 5:20:00 AM

Jan, you are a real fruit and nut case. brilliant. simon :-)

Janice Canerdy

Date: 8/20/2023 11:51:00 AM

Oh, the pain! Good one, Jan. Janice

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 8/20/2023 11:17:00 AM

- ... an embarrassing situation :))) - GL - hugs

Aurore Severo

Date: 8/20/2023 1:02:00 AM

You made me smile, did I make you smile?

Michael Tor

Date: 8/19/2023 7:54:00 PM

Jan you never fail to put a smile on my face. Love to escape into your humorous poetic genius. God bless you...

Lin Lane

Date: 8/19/2023 1:42:00 PM

This is why no other will ever deserve to wear your crown. Perhaps a booker, Jan. You’ve been writing some of your best naughty humor.

David Kavanagh

Date: 8/19/2023 12:19:00 PM

So much innuendo going on here Jan, and your last line really kicks ass, (praying the ambulance man comes) yes it’s so impressively nuts lol, cheers David

Ilene Bauer

Date: 8/19/2023 10:50:00 AM

Great title, Jan, and a very funny limerick! Best of luck in the contest…

Jeff Connelly

Date: 8/19/2023 9:12:00 AM

Lololol... I was looking for one of your poop poems, but I'm happy that I read this one lolol

Jeff Connelly
Date: 8/19/2023 9:57:00 AM

Always write more Jan: Neglecting what the "man" says... He's a bore

Jan Allison
Date: 8/19/2023 9:49:00 AM

ha ha ha - first time I ever heard the word scatology was on my poem float on when a disgruntled souper told me 'scatology' is not something poets should write about - well it only made me write more. oh i see her comment has changed lol lol:-)https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/float_on_661296

Jeff Connelly
Date: 8/19/2023 9:44:00 AM

A very kind university professor once told me to never confuse escatolgy with scatology

Jeff Connelly
Date: 8/19/2023 9:28:00 AM

I'm looking for your poop.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/19/2023 9:15:00 AM

lol thanks Jeff I have a crown as queen of poop but VERY occasionally I write on other subjects lol:-) hugs jan xx