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Fruit and Nuts

Grants gonads turned purple like plums
To 'Doctor' Google he succumbs
But his wife insisted
His nuts may be twisted
He’s praying an ambulance comes!

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2023

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Terry Flood Date: 9/5/2023 11:06:00 AM Back with congrats, Jan. Well done Login to Reply

Linda Alice Fowler Date: 9/5/2023 6:18:00 AM LOL Jan! Congratulations! :) Login to Reply

Paula Goldsmith Date: 9/4/2023 10:48:00 AM Congratulations on your win. A creative/fun Limerick write/picture. Have a great day............. Login to Reply

John Read Date: 9/4/2023 4:32:00 AM Congratulations on your win Jan, your limerick was a classic. Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 9/4/2023 4:14:00 AM LOL, had a chuckle Login to Reply

Terry Miller Date: 9/4/2023 2:09:00 AM Very funny; congratulations Login to Reply

Valsa George Date: 9/3/2023 11:58:00 PM This is so hilarious Jan. He must be having intense pain. Poor fellow with twisted nuts! :))) Congratulations on your great win. Login to Reply

Tania Kitchin Date: 9/3/2023 2:19:00 PM Jan, hilarious, Oh the imagery, ha ha, congratulations on your first place win! Login to Reply

Tom Cunningham Date: 8/24/2023 11:40:00 AM In the meantime he might want to put them in a bucket of ice cold water to cool em down lol. Good luck Jan. Tom Login to Reply

Terry Flood Date: 8/24/2023 11:06:00 AM Ha ha… great minds eh. We both went straight for the plums gag. My excuse is I’ve got a plum tree which is currently breaking its own branches under the weight of its own fruit. That’s why I had plums on my mind… what’s your excuse? Good luck in the contest. Terry Login to Reply

Duke Beaufort Date: 8/22/2023 12:57:00 PM YOU are a master at this!!! Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/21/2023 4:50:00 PM Great job as always. Plum silly! Login to Reply

Simon Hamill Date: 8/21/2023 5:20:00 AM Jan, you are a real fruit and nut case. brilliant. simon :-) Login to Reply

Janice Canerdy Date: 8/20/2023 11:51:00 AM Oh, the pain! Good one, Jan. Janice Login to Reply

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 8/20/2023 11:17:00 AM - ... an embarrassing situation :))) - GL - hugs Login to Reply

Aurore Severo Date: 8/20/2023 1:02:00 AM You made me smile, did I make you smile? Login to Reply

Michael Tor Date: 8/19/2023 7:54:00 PM Jan you never fail to put a smile on my face. Love to escape into your humorous poetic genius. God bless you... Login to Reply

Lin Lane Date: 8/19/2023 1:42:00 PM This is why no other will ever deserve to wear your crown. Perhaps a booker, Jan. You’ve been writing some of your best naughty humor. Login to Reply

David Kavanagh Date: 8/19/2023 12:19:00 PM So much innuendo going on here Jan, and your last line really kicks ass, (praying the ambulance man comes) yes it’s so impressively nuts lol, cheers David Login to Reply

Ilene Bauer Date: 8/19/2023 10:50:00 AM Great title, Jan, and a very funny limerick! Best of luck in the contest… Login to Reply

Jeff Connelly Date: 8/19/2023 9:12:00 AM Lololol... I was looking for one of your poop poems, but I'm happy that I read this one lolol Login to Reply Jeff Connelly Date: 8/19/2023 9:57:00 AM Always write more Jan: Neglecting what the "man" says... He's a bore Jan Allison Date: 8/19/2023 9:49:00 AM ha ha ha - first time I ever heard the word scatology was on my poem float on when a disgruntled souper told me 'scatology' is not something poets should write about - well it only made me write more. oh i see her comment has changed lol lol:-)https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/float_on_661296 Jeff Connelly Date: 8/19/2023 9:44:00 AM A very kind university professor once told me to never confuse escatolgy with scatology Jeff Connelly Date: 8/19/2023 9:28:00 AM I'm looking for your poop. Jan Allison Date: 8/19/2023 9:15:00 AM lol thanks Jeff I have a crown as queen of poop but VERY occasionally I write on other subjects lol:-) hugs jan xx