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Read the directions for the First Date contest after I wrote this....c'est la vie....

Date Nuts

Date Nuts

My first date turned out to be a fig
her hands, though soft, were rather big
to my relief
and disbelief
t’was an older guy wearing – a wig


John G. Lawless
7/21/2017
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Dietrich Avatar
July 25, 2017 at 6:35 PM
hahaha. GREAT limerick, my friend. And I like the double entendre of the title.
Smith Avatar
July 23, 2017 at 9:56 AM
Oh my!
Roper Avatar
July 21, 2017 at 3:10 PM
hahahah..................................... oppss.... :) with a tear and wet pants
Pigeon Tart Avatar
July 21, 2017 at 12:02 PM
*giggles*
Smith Avatar
July 21, 2017 at 11:19 AM
Hope you made him pay...lol
Turner Avatar
July 21, 2017 at 9:36 AM
LO-LA, Lola! Very funny John. She walked like a woman and talked like a man:)
Allison Avatar
July 21, 2017 at 7:57 AM
ha ha ha very funny John:-) hugs jan xx
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