Nuts To the Skipper

There once was a skipper called Handy
With his girl crew became very randy.
   In his strategic place,
   One kick see his face,
He now sings soprano, just like Mandy.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Pickett Avatar
March 3, 2010 at 9:50 AM
Congrats on your win... Keep up the good work.....:JP]
Brown Avatar
March 2, 2010 at 10:47 AM
Congratulations on your win in Carolyn's contest James. Love, Carol
Dietrich Avatar
March 1, 2010 at 10:32 PM
Hey, congratulations,, James!
Haick Avatar
March 1, 2010 at 8:52 PM
This is a delight to read James! My warm congratulations to you for your win in the contest with this great entry! Thank for reading my poems and posting your encouraging comments for me. Hope all is well! Peace, Audrey
Johnson Avatar
March 1, 2010 at 10:56 AM
Good for the girls. Congratulations on your win. Cute limerick. Love, Joyce
Culverhouse Avatar
March 1, 2010 at 5:52 AM
congrats on the win!! funny
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March 1, 2010 at 12:05 AM
It’s a fish eat fish world out there! Congratulations James, you swam to the top of the pond with your 4th place very funny win in Carolyn Devonshire’s Sea Tale Limerick contest. (Imagine bubbles floating around the following words!) Bask in the fun of the winner’s circle. You deserve it. Big Smiles! Lovingly, Dane Ann
Keogh Jr. Avatar
February 28, 2010 at 9:38 PM
Good job, James! This one made me laugh. Good job, a keeper. Regards, Gerard
Scripca Avatar
February 28, 2010 at 7:45 PM
Wow! LOL. Congratulations on your win in Carolyn's contest. Sea you!!! Love, Iolanda
Henderson Avatar
February 28, 2010 at 7:21 PM
Very good james. Congratulations on your place in the contest. LOL Charles Henderson
Freeman Avatar
February 28, 2010 at 7:18 PM
Awesome job skipper. Congratulations, agape, Moses
Guzzi Avatar
February 28, 2010 at 6:49 PM
ut oh!!! LOL congrad's Light & Love
Sweetheart Avatar
February 28, 2010 at 6:30 PM
Congrats James on your winning poem in the Limerick contest.. a cool and funny write and wonderful win.. enjoy ..luv.. "Sweetheart"
Gorelick Avatar
February 28, 2010 at 6:12 PM
Im saying congrats to you for your very funny piece ..and win. BG
Devonshire Avatar
February 28, 2010 at 6:11 PM
The imagery in this one really made me laugh, James. Congratulations on your success in my contest. Love, Carolyn
Richards Avatar
February 28, 2010 at 5:58 PM
So funny, James. Congratulations on a well deserved win in Carolyn's contest!! Great job!! ~ Love, Carrie
Brown Avatar
February 26, 2010 at 8:09 AM
James I am so happy to see your Limerick's here today. They make my day brighter. Thank you for sharing them. Love, Carol
Sweetheart Avatar
February 25, 2010 at 6:52 PM
Another funny James... Limericks are not too bad after all .. I was hesitating but I had fun writing one also.. u wrote two ..even better ..more smiles to enjoy.. good luck if this one is your entry instead..luv.. "Sweetheart"
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