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Altar Nuts

The wedding was scheduled for three
But the groom took off for a pee
How the bride's bra strap
Got caught on my lap
Remains a complete mystery . . . .

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Beryl Edmonds

March 21, 2022 at 6:50 PM

It was a mystery for the groom too - When he got back from visiting the loo - One look and he wilted - The poor bride was jilted - Because her left breast was sat in her shoe……. Belle

Rico Leffanta

March 22, 2022 at 11:13 AM

Sat in her shoe or covered in goo? Aloha!

Valsa George

March 20, 2022 at 8:55 PM

This is the height of mischief..... ! But really enjoyed ! Rico, you are so funny !

Rico Leffanta

March 22, 2022 at 11:15 AM

Even a smile is worthwhile! Aloha!

Tom Cunningham

March 20, 2022 at 3:09 PM

Lol, but did she go ahead with it. Tom

Rico Leffanta

March 22, 2022 at 11:13 AM

I suppose the groom did get an head's up . . . .

Connie Marcum Wong

March 20, 2022 at 12:32 PM

Naughty, naughty but so funny Rico. Thank you for the cheer. Aloha xxoo

Rico Leffanta

March 22, 2022 at 11:14 AM

Anything to keep you smiling! Aloha!

Eve Roper

March 20, 2022 at 12:25 PM

hahahaha,,,, love it. Where you come up with are amazing. My husband use to come up with them like water. awe, I love what you wrote on my verse. Thank you.

Rico Leffanta

March 22, 2022 at 11:14 AM

Mahalo for reading and commenting! Aloha!