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Altar Nuts

The wedding was scheduled for three But the groom took off for a pee How the bride's bra strap Got caught on my lap Remains a complete mystery . . . .

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Beryl Edmonds

Date: 3/21/2022 6:50:00 PM

It was a mystery for the groom too - When he got back from visiting the loo - One look and he wilted - The poor bride was jilted - Because her left breast was sat in her shoe……. Belle

Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/22/2022 11:13:00 AM

Sat in her shoe or covered in goo? Aloha!

Valsa George

Date: 3/20/2022 8:55:00 PM

This is the height of mischief..... ! But really enjoyed ! Rico, you are so funny !

Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/22/2022 11:15:00 AM

Even a smile is worthwhile! Aloha!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 3/20/2022 3:09:00 PM

Lol, but did she go ahead with it. Tom

Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/22/2022 11:13:00 AM

I suppose the groom did get an head's up . . . .

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 3/20/2022 12:32:00 PM

Naughty, naughty but so funny Rico. Thank you for the cheer. Aloha xxoo

Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/22/2022 11:14:00 AM

Anything to keep you smiling! Aloha!

Eve Roper

Date: 3/20/2022 12:25:00 PM

hahahaha,,,, love it. Where you come up with are amazing. My husband use to come up with them like water. awe, I love what you wrote on my verse. Thank you.

Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/22/2022 11:14:00 AM

Mahalo for reading and commenting! Aloha!

Ilene Bauer

Date: 3/20/2022 11:33:00 AM

ooh - you're very naughty, rico! funny one...

Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/20/2022 11:44:00 AM

Are you sure this one doesn't have the best title?