Altar Nuts

The wedding was scheduled for three
But the groom took off for a pee
How the bride's bra strap
Got caught on my lap
Remains a complete mystery . . . .

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Date: 3/21/2022 6:50:00 PM
It was a mystery for the groom too - When he got back from visiting the loo - One look and he wilted - The poor bride was jilted - Because her left breast was sat in her shoe……. Belle
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/22/2022 11:13:00 AM
Sat in her shoe or covered in goo? Aloha!
Date: 3/20/2022 8:55:00 PM
This is the height of mischief..... ! But really enjoyed ! Rico, you are so funny !
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/22/2022 11:15:00 AM
Even a smile is worthwhile! Aloha!
Date: 3/20/2022 3:09:00 PM
Lol, but did she go ahead with it. Tom
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/22/2022 11:13:00 AM
I suppose the groom did get an head's up . . . .
Date: 3/20/2022 12:32:00 PM
Naughty, naughty but so funny Rico. Thank you for the cheer. Aloha xxoo
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/22/2022 11:14:00 AM
Anything to keep you smiling! Aloha!
Date: 3/20/2022 12:25:00 PM
hahahaha,,,, love it. Where you come up with are amazing. My husband use to come up with them like water. awe, I love what you wrote on my verse. Thank you.
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/22/2022 11:14:00 AM
Mahalo for reading and commenting! Aloha!
Date: 3/20/2022 11:33:00 AM
ooh - you're very naughty, rico! funny one...
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 3/20/2022 11:44:00 AM
Are you sure this one doesn't have the best title?
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