Short Nookie Poems

Nookie Time






Sublime.




Short     and      Sweet....

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Sexually Gamble
nookie
bookie
Hangover in the Suburb
alcoholic 
bucolic



Just trying something different...

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A GI looking for nookie
Met a Geisha girl called Suki
Would you believe
She could conceive 
Faster than a New York bookie?...

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The Secret Service don't need to shout
They're randy buggers inside and out!
Wherever they go
The whole world will know
They got the girl (reeled in like a trout)!...

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A cute girl fell for me named 'Cookie'
Who asked me to play this game, 'Nookie'
  She nuzzled up to me
  Which caused me to flee ~
Cookie'd picked an innocent rookie...

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I’m on the bed with my legs akimbo
Guess I’m looking like a wanton bimbo
My hubby needn’t fear
It’s just my routine smear
Not for nookie with my lover Jimbo!

5th February 2017...

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OH SHOOT!!!  .A DOGGONE COOKIE    
 
He wanted from her some sweet nookie.
Instead all he got was a cookie.
He suffered his fate.
When he went to date.
Because the poor girl then played hookie!!!!
 
06/19/14...

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 You got a duff gift from your ‘mate’ 
Too large, in a colour you hate 
It simply won’t fit 
You’ll never wear it
No nookie mate now you can wait!

12~28~14
A Quintain Christmas - Andrea Dietrich
~awarded 3rd place~...

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sale a baked cookie.children,nookie nookie is good for you.boo,im a witch,and a 
stitch in time saves fine,ask me a question.bet i keep you guessing.call wesson 
oil,see if the pot boils or steams.hes being mean.thats the thing.ring,its the F.B.I....

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My nympho neighbour’s Sugar Cookie
She’s well known for her love of nookie,
Now she’s up the duff
Her hubs in a huff
And spends all his time with the bookie

For my on line friend 'Sugar Cookie' who is expecting her baby in January

09/14/20...

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Observing all year around from above, 
Of earthly conflicts, Santa had enough. 
The world has gone viral, 
The peace has gone spiral, 
So Santa stays on cloud nine making love. 

December 16, 2022

Contest: Funny Santa 
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin 

Howmanysyllables.com...

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After baking all day, Mrs. Claus then felt bold.

She perfumed her nude body, hoping for nookie.

Santa cried, "Put some clothes on, Dear. You'll catch a cold.

The house smells like heaven. Please hand me a cookie."


Dec. 26, 2021
for Tania Kitchin's A Funny Christmas Themed 4 Liner Poetry Contest...

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Nookie
Bookie

Cookie
Shnookie

Staring 
Daring

Her smile
Beguile

She winked
I blinked

Staring
Erring

Undressed
I’m blessed

Amazed
I gazed

Caressed
Her breast

She punched
I hunched

Gambles
Shambles

June 9, 2015

A Gambler Tries His Hand(and eye) at a Strip Staring Contest...

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A shepherdess, I’ll call her Heather
Loved coitus when dressed in black leather
High up in the hills
She’s getting her thrills
And getting wet in the wild weather

The farmer, his first name is Jock
Was willing to get out his cock
To have lots of nookie
Whilst her sheepdog, Rookie
Saw little lambs running amok!
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Glanced in the mirror 
Didn't like what I saw
All of that junk food I bought
Packing on the pounds
Now I just look round
Gotta start eating right
Gotta start running every night
I'm so out of shape
Gotta do what it takes
Double chin on my face
Can anyone relate
Ice cream and cookies
Rolls and muffin top
I'll never get any nookie
I did this to myself
I now realize I need help
Gotta get up off my ass
And join a weight loss class...

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