Short Nerds Poems

Nerds
Wild cherrry
Chew, crunch, pucker
Amazed, surprised, delighted, pleased
Candy  ...

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What is the state of the language?
How should we use the words?
How much can we elaborate
Before we're dismissed as nerds?...

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The best way to see variation
is computing a standard deviation.
 But variance is preferred
 By all the non-nerds
Who can't do a rootification....

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Whilst Donald Trump was eating his words
Mitch McConnell was training his nerds
To petition God
To give Trump the nod
To split Heaven and Earth into thirds...

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This one's a dork
     That one's a nerd
   Both of 'em geeks
     Couple of nerds

   This all started
     with fraternity rush
   'Carry my bags!
     You freshman plebe...

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I said he’s dumb when I meant to say smart
Should have said “she’s cute” instead of “she’s tart” 
  Confusing my words,
  Like one of those nerds
I always put the horse before the cart...

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I’m frequently whisking my turds
Oh sorry, it’s twisting my words
My finger has got a break
I may make a miss steak
My speeling is that of dim nerds

5/22/18...

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I will use metaphors to write all poems. 
I will write about all their villiany and crimes.
I will ink all my words. 
I will send them out in herds. 
Let my thoughts be the birds. 
I will write about all those nerds....

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Nerds, misfits, and flakes
my family line progenerates.
I’m the only one I hear
not odd, bizarre or weird.
Family members, naturally,
view me with suspicion,
they fear my normality
has ended a proud tradition.
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The end of September and they got snow in Calgary
Hang on, thought Calgary was Utopia starting with a “C”
All you easterners
Or should I say, nerds
Those who thought it was utopia were rudely mistaken, SEE!...

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There once was a car with feelers
Feeling all the curbs
This sound of scratching
Would get on your nerves

Now cars have lost their feelers
Giving it up to computer nerds
They can park by themselves
With no worries about hitting the curb...

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I began to clear my studio today
And water my flowers and feed my birds
I would write some poetry, but in every way
I am an outside girl who is out of words
I now have to run and chant and laugh and play
Sitting at a computer is for other nerds...

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     Archipelago, a word rarely spoken
     Dictionary lists it as a token
        gesture to eggheads and nerds
        who have to know every word
     Just don’t ask Humpty-Dumpty                     
               ~ his recollection’s broken
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Yes I got the words, adjitives and verbs
I'll eat you like some Nerds, then flutter like a bird
Curse your name out loud, gonna need a dictionary to 
Figure me out, scoop you like dip
Sink you in a ship, guess I'll end it like this
You just got dissed, cause you aint write this......

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"Facts"

A burning furnace, a ruthless season. Marrying Janes, getting stood up by nerds.
It's a hopeless escapade,looking in the mirror l can see the frustration lined on the bloodshot eyes, l realise we are doomed!
No one wants to age like milk and let mementos fade away in a coffin...
Damn!...

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A poet, that's me I'm called Jan
Was NEVER a poetry fan
Now two books bear my name
Not for fortune or fame
I'll pen poop whenever I can!

If ever I am stuck for words
I resort to write about turds
Brown things that you poo
When you're sat on the loo
Poop poetry's not just for nerds!
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When raised to the third - a power of two
The number of corners on dice or a cube
Legs on a spider that some people dread
Orbiting planets 'cept Pluto 'nuff said
For nerds the number of bits in a byte
Pawns in a chess game - side black or side white
Brings luck in the east - by no means a curse
Number of lines in this numeric verse...

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Many may have forgotten to notice the beauty of
Infinite existences except for, in poetry.
Rewind time and recall the emotions behind words.
An epic event, turned dummies to nerds or
Child at heart, allowed to become a child again,
Lackluster - less, shining from within.
Ever stop and say,'oh what a beautiful sight ',
So many miracles go without light....

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I am the sum of the ages
beginning before my mother,
before my grandmother,
and before my grandmother's mother.

I am the product of their matriarchal choices,
the quotient of their actions, reflections, and self-images.
I am the difference of their generations.

And I bequeath the equation of this inheritance
to the matrices of my living legacies....

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Shirley has a flea circus
She keeps in a bag she bought
She ties the bag shut real well
So escape for them is naught

A rendition of Hamlet 
They would play for all the nerds
All on top of a scrabble board
She calls it, a play on words!

She had those small actor fleas
In that bag that she had got
So none of them could escape
When tied with a Shirley knot!...

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Kind 
person
will think twice
before speaking
lest an unkind word should hurt another.

Wise person will think a half-dozen times
before texting
pictures to
young girl
once.

Smart
person
who values 
his privacy
will not share his secret thoughts foolishly.

Some Congressmen seem to leave their brains home
with families
and forget
they’re still
nerds!...

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The sweet crunch of nerds against your teeth
Are enough to tear you away from all grief
The colours, bright pink, purple, red
Taste like a  rainbow  when you are fed.

We eat them in class
craving the tangy taste
We savour them, ah
None go to waste.

They are all mixed up
Green with pink, yellow with purple
which makes them taste 
Like heaven quadruple....

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Who am I?
I’m black so I have to hang with them
But, My grandma’s Asain do I hang with them.
I also like comics so do I hang with the nerds , 
But I’m a athlete do I hang with them
I guess i am different 
I’m unique
Maybe I am just me 
There should be more of me, 
People that break the social norms
People that don’t want to be just one thing
Just let the people be free....

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And they were told
To be silent.
Be brave and bold,
With soul absent.

Sixteen and so 
Fresh faced from school,
Seventeen no 
Job save as mule.

Eighteen need mates
To chat the birds.
Nineteen and hates
Successful nerds.

Life lacked romance
A pint of blood,
Weekend war dance
 A young death stud.

Just be the gun,
Not the finger.
The crime being done
The thoughts linger....

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A poem is just a bunch of words.
A flock is just a bunch of birds
And Mensa’s just a bunch of nerds,
Yet that’s just half the story.

For writing them so they will flow
Or watching as they skyward go
Or marveling at all they know
Is what provides the glory.

The rhyme and rhythm worth the read,
The soaring high with steady speed,
Eureka moments that we need 
And all is hunky-dory!...

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