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Short Neanderthal Poems

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Neanderthal Poet
Cave man writes poems
Six foot six under three hundred
Bearded and balding
No training high school English
I’m having fun none-the-less...

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Categories: neanderthal, fun, humorous,
Form: Haiku



Premium Member Can't Wait
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Australopithecus:
    Denisovan, Neanderthal
    Cro-Magnon, H. Sapiens
    and I, Robot
would very much like you to meet us...

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Categories: neanderthal, history, humanity,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Neanderthal Me
A Neanderthal me comes at night,
He’s storm and grumpy, an ugly blight.
You will not see him with human eyesight.
But he’ll be unkind, and I don’t mean slight.

...

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Categories: neanderthal, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form: Couplet
Human
the Abrahamic God is dead! but Spinoza's God is not dead!
Neanderthal is dead
Homo erectus is dead
but Chimpanzee is not dead
Orangutan is not dead
Human is not dead....

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Categories: neanderthal, humanity,
Form: ABC
Premium Member Without Shame


Your favourite team won't win every game But when they win we celebrate just the same As if they won it all Act neanderthal Go absolutely bonkers without any shame
...

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Categories: neanderthal, silence,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Neanderthal Like


The secret to life is no secret at all It's as simple as learning to speak or to crawl When we master that The rest is a snap Erect we'll look less like a neanderthal
...

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Categories: neanderthal, celebration,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Killed the Gray Neanderthal Cartoon
Killed the gray Neanderthal cartoon
Rubbed him out with an eraser
Brushed bits of him onto floor
Making a little mess
My husband watched me
Pretty disgusted
He is the one
Who vacuums
living
room
...

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Categories: neanderthal, art, fun, humorous,
Form: Nonet
Premium Member Neanderthal Like


The secret to life is no secret at all It's as simple as learning to speak or to crawl When we master that The rest is a snap Standing erect we'll look less like a neanderthal
...

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Categories: neanderthal, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Neanderthal Like


The secret to life is really no secret at all It's as simple as learning to speak and crawl When we master that The rest is a snap Standing erect looking less like a neanderthal
...

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Categories: neanderthal, senses,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Top Neanderthal


A happy life is not available to all Circumstances determine who's invited to the ball The successful ones Are ones with strong lungs Saying, “Look at me! I'm your top neanderthal!”
...

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Categories: neanderthal, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Top Neanderthal


A happy life is not available to all Circumstances determine who's invited to the ball The successful ones Are ones with strong lungs Saying, “Look at me! I'm your top neanderthal!”
...

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Categories: neanderthal, hero,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Top Neanderthal


A happy life is not available to all Circumstances determine who's invited to the ball The successful ones Are ones with strong lungs Saying, “Look at me! I'm your top neanderthal!”
...

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Categories: neanderthal, happiness,
Form: Limerick
Another Storm
Another blizzard continually dampening even finally gaining hindsight into just kind light mountains over Neanderthal peaks quietly riding stormfronts towards under valleys withering x-factor zealous

By Keith James...

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© K. James  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: neanderthal, nature,
Form: ABC
Premium Member A Handsome Neanderthal


Giraffes can grow up to eighteen feet tall So pull down your shades, they can watch it all The stripping, the foreplay Super heroes you portray Like Spideyman or a handsome neanderthal
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Categories: neanderthal, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member My Neanderthal Youth


An extraordinary winter we're having up here A roller coaster we haven't experienced in years As a young kid in Montreal Happy days as a neanderthal Snowed for days, piled up way past my rear
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Categories: neanderthal, nostalgia,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member My Neanderthal Youth


An extraordinary winter we're having up here A roller coaster we haven't experienced in years As a young chappie in Montreal My happy days as a neanderthal Snowed for days, piled up way past my rear
...

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Categories: neanderthal, voyage,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Acting Like A Neanderthal


Further to my friend's recent post My son's friend threw a tantrum, hubby was the goat She threw his meal against the wall He was acting like a neanderthal Expecting to be fed like a king in royal robes
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Categories: neanderthal, child,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Neanderthal Tongue Kissing


Do you think neanderthals learned to tongue kiss It would explain the seven billion people on the premises If they just held hands And touched other glands But apparently the tongue was a sex organ causing bliss
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Categories: neanderthal, hilarious,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Us
Where once a neanderthal man stood
And evolution did what it could
        If it could turn back the time
        In it's evolutionary climb
Honestly, have we turned out for the good







http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-4.php








...

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Categories: neanderthal, history
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Limerick: Once Lucy met Heidelberg Man
Limerick: Once Lucy met Heidelberg Man

   for Nelson Mandela

Once Lucy met Heidelberg Man
Then Neanderthal and Peking Man
Tortoise said to the Turtle:
“Where’s your doggone girdle!”
“What a disgrace to my race,” said Bushman!

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: neanderthal, race,
Form: Limerick
RETOLD JOURNEY
Insane
I turn around
an amputee

to live, for not living
fighting the inner war
speared,
lacerated,
like neanderthal in cave

my weapon
the serrated moon
cried in fluted dark

a glimpse of bare bones
the ash of a bleeding dawn
my shuttered courage
in urn
there was only one evening



SATISH VERMA
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Categories: neanderthal, adventure, allegory, angst, animals, anniversary, art
Form: I do not know?
RETOLD JOURNEY
Insane
I turn around
an amputee

to live, for not living
fighting the inner war
speared,
lacerated,
like neanderthal in cave

my weapon
the serrated moon
cried in fluted dark

a glimpse of bare bones
the ash of a bleeding dawn
my shuttered courage
in urn
there was only one evening



SATISH VERMA

...

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Categories: neanderthal, adventure, allegory, angst, animals, anniversary, art
Form: I do not know?
OPPOSITES ATTRACT # 1
You have elegance
Poise and grace
A certain sophistication
And what was once called “it”
You have beauty
And sex appeal
You know what you’ve got
And how to use it 
You have style
And fashion sense
You know what goes
And what does not
So answer me this
Why do you choose?
As your date
A tattooed Neanderthal
...

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Categories: neanderthal, funny
Form: I do not know?
Neo Neanderthal
Culture, a vulture
Martyrs feed greed
Oil stained blood
Program a new seed
Coffins, casualties
The media loves to see
People die for county
Is there any need
 To breed a bigot creed
Put another embassy
Across the sea
In there holy tree
Hang a fantasy
Color the enemy
Skin shades of brutality
Disguised as hope
Ending of humanity
...

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Categories: neanderthal, confusion, death,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Neanderthal
N - Not usually spotted in the western hemisphere
E - Extinct in Canada
A- Almost always
N- Nervous around humans
D- Disappears in deep underbrush when sensed
E -Enthusiastic about privacy and un-birthday parties
R-Rarely seen in cities
T-Typically shy
H-Hair grows faster than a grizzly
A-Appetite for green plants
L-Loves not being the center of attention

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Categories: neanderthal, animal, , western,
Form: Acrostic