Short Neanderthal Poems

Short Neanderthal Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Neanderthal by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Neanderthal by length and keyword.


Premium Member Cold Case Neanderthal, Whodunit?

A Neanderthal
with intent on graffiti
dabbed a red nose daub
on stone face of granite stone
prints for nosy sleuth fiends
Form: Tanka


Neanderthal Poet

Cave man writes poems
Six foot six under three hundred
Bearded and balding
No training high school English
I’m having fun none-the-less
Form: Haiku

Premium Member Can'T Wait

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Australopithecus:
    Denisovan, Neanderthal
    Cro-Magnon, H. Sapiens
    and I, Robot
would very much like you to meet us

Premium Member Neanderthal Me

A Neanderthal me comes at night,
He’s storm and grumpy, an ugly blight.
You will not see him with human eyesight.
But he’ll be unkind, and I don’t mean slight.
Form: Couplet

Human

the Abrahamic God is dead! but Spinoza's God is not dead!
Neanderthal is dead
*****erectus is dead
but Chimpanzee is not dead
Orangutan is not dead
Human is not dead.
Form: ABC


Premium Member Without Shame

Your favourite team won't win every game But when they win we celebrate just the same As if they won it all Act neanderthal Go absolutely bonkers without any shame
Form: Limerick

Neanderthal Revived

The lost mirror of humanity’s soul, covered by helix threads 
Or a creature who would destroy the wall of man and beast 
Who would rip apart man’s olive crown for the kingdom of nature
Form: Sijo

Premium Member Neanderthal Like

The secret to life is no secret at all It's as simple as learning to speak or to crawl When we master that The rest is a snap Erect we'll look less like a neanderthal
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Neanderthal Like

The secret to life is no secret at all It's as simple as learning to speak or to crawl When we master that The rest is a snap Standing erect we'll look less like a neanderthal
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Neanderthal Like

The secret to life is really no secret at all It's as simple as learning to speak and crawl When we master that The rest is a snap Standing erect looking less like a neanderthal
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Top Neanderthal

A happy life is not available to all Circumstances determine who's invited to the ball The successful ones Are ones with strong lungs Saying, “Look at me! I'm your top neanderthal!”
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Top Neanderthal

A happy life is not available to all Circumstances determine who's invited to the ball The successful ones Are ones with strong lungs Saying, “Look at me! I'm your top neanderthal!”
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Top Neanderthal

A happy life is not available to all Circumstances determine who's invited to the ball The successful ones Are ones with strong lungs Saying, “Look at me! I'm your top neanderthal!”
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Killed the Gray Neanderthal Cartoon

Killed the gray Neanderthal cartoon
Rubbed him out with an eraser
Brushed bits of him onto floor
Making a little mess
My husband watched me
Pretty disgusted
He is the one
Who vacuums
living
room
Form: Nonet

Premium Member A Handsome Neanderthal

Giraffes can grow up to eighteen feet tall So pull down your shades, they can watch it all The stripping, the foreplay Super heroes you portray Like Spideyman or a handsome neanderthal
fun
Form: Limerick

Premium Member My Neanderthal Youth

An extraordinary winter we're having up here A roller coaster we haven't experienced in years As a young kid in Montreal Happy days as a neanderthal Snowed for days, piled up way past my rear
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Neanderthal Quandary

As Neanderthals, you must know
that, wherever you may go, 
you will be hunted by the blokes
who describe themselves as modern folks. 
With culture and books, they're so chill - 
until...they begin to kill.
Form: Rhyme

Another Storm

Another blizzard continually dampening even finally gaining hindsight into just kind light mountains over Neanderthal peaks quietly riding stormfronts towards under valleys withering x-factor zealous

By Keith James
© K. James  Create an image from this poem.
Form: ABC

Premium Member My Neanderthal Youth

An extraordinary winter we're having up here A roller coaster we haven't experienced in years As a young chappie in Montreal My happy days as a neanderthal Snowed for days, piled up way past my rear
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Acting Like a Neanderthal

Further to my friend's recent post My son's friend threw a tantrum, hubby was the goat She threw his meal against the wall He was acting like a neanderthal Expecting to be fed like a king in royal robes
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Neanderthal Tongue Kissing

Do you think neanderthals learned to tongue kiss It would explain the seven billion people on the premises If they just held hands And touched other glands But apparently the tongue was a sex organ causing bliss
Form: Limerick

Premium Member He Needs a Cave Woman

That creep is a misogynistic Neanderthal
The only one who would date him would be cave woman
Someone who likes being dragged around by her hair
Someone who likes being abused by her men
My cousin Suzanne immediately came to mind

Premium Member Us

Where once a neanderthal man stood
And evolution did what it could
        If it could turn back the time
        In it's evolutionary climb
Honestly, have we turned out for the good







http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-4.php
Form: Limerick

Premium Member If I were younger

The sun is intense this morning
I am wearing my husband’s black sweatshirt
No bra
Just me and the shirt
And my flannel pajama pants
I am not a Neanderthal
If I were younger, I would take off the shirt
Wait
I live in the country
No one comes here
Just a second
me

Premium Member Still Not a Robot

To prove my humanity 
I must obey the prompt
"I am not a robot."
I assure you,
oh online enforcer wIth no heart,
I am fully human
having not been swapped out
with anything --
unless you count my four percent 
Neanderthal DNA
and that simply does not matter!

Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace