Home » Poems » Jack Ellison » A Handsome Neanderthal

A Handsome Neanderthal

Giraffes can grow up to eighteen feet tall
So pull down your shades, they can watch it all
The stripping, the foreplay
Super heroes you portray
Like Spideyman or a handsome neanderthal

funlimerick

♡Like0

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Lim'Rik Flats

October 18, 2017 at 9:09 AM

I thought this was all about you//a neanderthal through and through//handsome as dirt//always ready to squirt//and strip for the folks at your zoo. KNUCKLE ON CAVE MAN JACK!!!

Jack Ellison

October 18, 2017 at 9:23 AM

Ha Fooled ya this time mate! Handsome as dirt? Now that wasn't nice was it!!!

Russell Sivey

October 18, 2017 at 6:17 AM

Do you think neanderthal's are handsome? I think they are quite hairy and not very handsome people! They are quite wiry and squirrely! I really enjoyed this delightful poem here this morning, you have written quite the fun poem...it sounds like you want to be that giraffe! You naughty man! What a brilliant piece, Great Work!!

Jack Ellison

October 18, 2017 at 6:20 AM

Everyone to their own taste!!! Giraffes do have advantages!!!