Short Muck Poems
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from muck sprung all life.
when we fade, we return there.
refurbished hogshead
Written: March 19, 2022
It’s true, we both swim through the muck,
But don’t compare me to a duck.
No, I wouldn’t do that until
You’ve reckoned my rubbery bill.
I once had a car of no luck
It got stuck in a pile of muck
It hadn't a tire
So I lit it on fire
And went out and I bought me a truck
My inner critic suffers the most,
Constantly told to muck off,
I don’t like his ways he's not my friend,
I cant stand his "playing host".
Form:
In the chimney Santa was stuck
And was all covered with muck
He screamed for help
Suddenly loss his pep
Poor Santa just started to cluck
Muck-Trucker Carlson told a big lie
But FOX News said they didn't know why
It couldn't be true
If people would do
Exactly as told to testify!
An horseshoe should bring you good luck
Although it is covered in muck
The horse may go lame
But you're not to blame
Your mother-in-law-needs a buck
stale, stagnant, unmoving
going nowhere,
forgetting to live
stuck in the muck of nothingness
dried out, dried up,
closing inward
forgetting to care
The rain came down
Saturating the ground
The earthworm came up
To swim in the muck
The dove came down
Hearing a splish splash sound
Now the earthworm flys
Can't tolerate jokes about poo?
Or a pun that revolves round the loo?
Call me gross, immature!
You'll just learn to endure--
With my muck you will have to make doo.
The Muck of Life
Wallowing in muck
Brings delight into life’s plight.
If you say, “Oink. Oink!
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
March 16, 2010
Poetic form: Senryu
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who entered a horse stall to muck it
But the horse had passed
And there was only an ass
So she didn’t need quite so much bucket
Through the front Mr. Jonah was swallowed.
In the sea monster’s belly he wallowed.
In the muck and the gas
unhygienic, alas,
was the back door expulsion that followed.
If I raise up my hands
to God,
then He shall fill them.
He will grab my hands
will pull me up
from the muck of evil.
So I believe.
So I live.
UniverSAL
time cirCLES life
litTLE matter
Passing the BUCK
brings good LUCK lest
you MUCK it up
Marry a LOON
you will SOON learn
he MOON your Mom
lift me up
outta this muck
'fore I throw up
sicka being stuck
passing the buck
actin' like a smuck
run 'or by a truck
flat outta luck
the ugliest duck
not supposed to suck
lift me up
Spring is here and temperatures rise
Sludged path—tanks go to their demise
And with the realization of risk
An army marched so sure and brisk
Nature wins, not a soldier’s surprise
The water is becoming clear
No more muck
No more confusion
I can see
Complete clarity
Complete grasp
It's all coming to me now
The fog is clearing
It's so obvious
Now I understand
Form:
Suckers suck
Truckers truck
Mickey Mouse mongrels maltrusively muck
Broncos buck
Lady luck
'Fraid to say the word
….......................................
Inspired by the late great George Carlin
Higgs was a hockey player built like a truck
he was mean, obscene, and had plenty of pluck.
Other players called him Klutz
declaring they hated his guts
thus he advised them he didn't give a puck.
Old Bob’s on his tractor
He’s out spreading muck
I’m hoping and praying
That with any luck
The winds going to change
Which is all very well
Because somebody else
Will get stuck with the smell
As thin as a thistle Santa in chimney got stuck
In the passage heavily blocked by years of muck
struggling through the soot
Santa fell down like a coot
And came out looking like a dark fancy duck.
I've lemony kiss, a sour clone
circus clown, edges down -- lips stuck
heart of stone, maroon, and alone,
mouth from cave's depths, bar muddy muck,
hands, feet, arms, legs ... their mind's are their own.
What does it take to drain a swamp?
A weakling or someone with strength and pomp?
How deep in the mire must this one go
To effect a change from the muck we know?
To drain a swamp, takes grit and a STOMP!
Santa so fat in chimney got stuck
swearing and hot he got in a muck
kicking up much soot
boot fell off his foot
that night he was sure right out of luck
written 11/30/2010
contest What's Up with Santa