Short Mop Poems

mop head hydrangeas 
clumps of glorious splendor
soaking up the sun....

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The Beatles
Mop Top
Joy


Perfect 6 Form for Brian Strand's Caricare contest...

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Rain drops falling
Wind howling
Wooooo

Wet feet
Muddy floors
Mop and shine!...

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Sticky feet.
Lonely sneak.
Only my dog Jack
knows that I snack.
Gotta mop the floor....

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As I pour the liquid to the top I thank God I've been blessed with a new sponge mop...





6-14-17...

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I turn the faucet 
drip drop-I grab a big mop 
     still dirty can't stop. 




Copyright McCuen 2008...

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shoo bop shoo bop.my got was in the mop bucket.what luck it was,my own 
reflection in dirty water.still i got her....

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If wet get. Set
Not a dream
Got to be clean
Or could slip  and bop
So shop and stop
As you go 
It
Floor And mop!...

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Bertha wore her hair in a bun
So tight it made her eyes run
She did not care
For combing her hair
Nor did her mop-haired son...

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Washed up jellyfish
Stripped of its majestic feats,
Far from deep blue seas;
So was my heart without you
Lifeless like a kitchen mop...

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He was a dandy, a coxcomb, a fop.
Fashionable without one inch of slop.
But when undressed
was not caressed
Genital area horrible mop...

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Quarks, bosons and gluons
    Atom-smashers collide with a pop

  Temperatures over 4 trillion degrees ~
    'Big Bangs' leak into a mop...

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At a certain diner I often stop
  It's super cheap; they serve such slop

Afterward, a broom and a mop, 
  Then on the pot 'til there's a plop...

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fumble, bumble, flip and flop

theres no doubt i am a sop

this new years resolution

uphold my constitution

dust myself off with a mop.
...

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The policemen yells out stop
The robber hit him with a mop
The policemen fell hard
He then pulled out his rod
Not knowing, it was just another cop...

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Barbershops all closed,

                                         a Covid nonessential.

                                          I clip my own mop....

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My date was sprawled nude on the floor
When cued by her mum through the door,
"You won't need to mop
If you are on top
So choose your position before!"...

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a recurring dream a hilltop

taking my pug to a pet shop

his hair moist and long

think i somethings wrong

the clerk blurts out your pets a mop.
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He stole a new dress from a shop
And wig that was like an old mop,
As his make up was bad,
He resembled the mad -
This ‘miss’ was a bit of a flop.

For Susan's contest...

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There once was a housewife named Claire
Who shook out her mop in the air
The dust whirled like stars
The Earth, Moon, and Mars-
Who’s shaking a dust mop up there?...

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Taxis used poop power in days of old
Street cleaners had to mop up the road
A stinky job oh yes
Really quite a mess
Hope they were paid by the stinky load...

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A lazy long-haired packer in a shop,
Lent against a wall to have a quiet stop,
He felt a scraping on his crown
Waking from his nap upside down,
Someone was using his head as a mop....

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Taxis used to poop in the days of old
Street cleaners would have to mop up the road
A stinky job oh yes
Whatta a mess I guess
Hope they were paid by the stinky load...

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Drip, drip, drip
Watch for water or you'll trip
Drop, drop, drop
Someone better get the mop
Drip, drop, drip
Dumb gravity! I slip--
Drop, drip, drop
Someone, make the water stop!...

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Beauty exists in spite of the news
Majority of us are still hard-working dudes
The current scum at the top
Will be swiped with a mop
Wiped clean until finally we uproot...

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