Short Meghan Poems

Satirical
Clerihew
Satirihew?

So, Miss Jane Marple
isn't Meghan Markle
One is a fine sleuth
The others, Goofaloof....

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Suits actress Meghan Markle
Dreamy eyes glisten and sparkle
Ex-princess and activist
Quiet Rachel sorely missed...

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Black Lives Matter now has sparkle:
"Finding Freedom" - Meghan Markle
Don't be a crook!
Pay for her book!
After all, its patriarchal!...

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Now, for the first time, the inside story
  of Meghan Markle's fall from glory

She would not eat her Twinkie
  with a raised-up pinkie...

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Prince Harry and wife's new son is named Arch
He was born in May instead of in March
   He looks kind of cute
   In his new white suit
I guess Meghan went easy on the starch...

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She got more fame from marrying a Prince,
I have no clue if the allegations are nonsense.
Is this her Oscar-winning performance as well?
With time the truth comes to light with a loud yell....

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Meghan Markle's 
  lost her sparkle
While Prince Harry
  seems more wary

Old Prince Charles'
  star has faded
And Princess Anne
  looks quite jaded

The Royal Family
  no more a fascination
Corona virus ~
  our new pre-occupation...

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Meghan and Harry

Read my story of Meghan and Harry
Went to Vegas, said let's marry
In true Elvis style
They rocked down the aisle
Witnessed by slot machine Larry


Sorry this is Meghan and Harry from Halifax
not the other two from Windsor...

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M-ethodical
E-xcellent
G-reeter
H-as
A-pplied
N-otable

F-orm
E-mploying
N-ame
W-ith
I-mpressive
C-omposer's
K-nown

B-rilliance
O-nce
L-itterateur
A-dvances
N-ice
D-esign

Topic: Birthday of Poet Meghan Fenwick Boland (September 27) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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We are shouting a massive hurrah 
America provides a future princess
a leading light, now our superstar 
Harry she did certainly impress,

A fairy tale wedding in the making
time to be happy, celebrate, rejoice, 
events like this are groundbreaking 
our prince of taste, a wonderful choice....

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The “ABC”s of Everlasting Life by Meghan Rayno

Always
Be
Courageous.
Do not
Ever
Fear.
God is
Holy,
Immortal and
Just.
Keep
Living—
Mindful to
Never
Omit
Prayer.
Queens and Kings
Rest 
Secure
Trusting Him.
Understand
Verily His
Wisdom
eXamine
Your ways, and follow the King of 
Zion....

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Sparkle, sparkle, little twink
Meghan Markle, doncha think
Marrying your princely fella
Not quite like that time Mandela
Was set free from years in prison?
Seems that public ire has risen.
Sometimes, tiaras do corrode
And princesses turn back to toads.
The biggest threat to being woke:
Get eaten by like-minded folk....

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Britain didn’t hate you Meghan 
you were welcomed here 
you performed your own beheading 
we didn’t interfere 

And you ain’t even black 
so nobody was racist 
just shut your flipping trap 
you Duchess of Disgraces 

Your husband is a ginger 
he’s had it worse than you 
yet you’re the biggest whinger 
that’s what Woke will do!!...

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Career assessment test 
In college assessment office 
Multiple choice test. 
Choose your best answer. 

Would you rather 
Be to be a detective? 
Video Game Designer?
Author? 

Her write in answer: 
Princess 
Please.

Supervisor prematurely.
Rolls eyes 
Silly her. She haughtily thinks. 

Name of student 
Meghan Markle 
Now who Is laughing?...

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Prince Harry’s to wed Meghan Markle
Her dress, see it shimmer and sparkle
What I can’t understand…
It cost fifty-six grand
No wonder there’s such a debacle!

Inspired by another news story

N B The haute couture dress was originally on sale for a whopping £56,000 ($77,587.23) but I've read they got it at a reduced cost

01/21/18...

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My friend's daughter
Meghan has big, beautiful eyes
When they stare at you
They almost get inside
Where the little inner me
Can't run and hide

Women love eyes
They can see through you
Remember the old saw
"Eyes are the windows
Of your soul"?
Many still think it's so

Keane painted those eyes
Made a name for herself
Painful story
Big, blue eyes
Meghan's got those eyes
Watch out guys!...

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Tom and Jerry

          Tom
          A shy, hapless cat, often lazy and calm
          Defeated with his own tricks by Jerry
          Poor Tom seems more fit as a fairy...

          Jerry
          A spunky, sly mouse, alert, never wary
          Awaiting his frenemy, Tom, he will scheme
          Yet taunting each other makes them the best team!

-1st Place
-Meghan C. Hutchings
-written on 09-22-2021...

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REFLECTION IMPERFECTION
Harvest moon’s reflection
Exposing earth’s imperfection


NEWBORN INNOCENCE
Innocent newborn arrives
Pray innocence survives


LONELINESS
People all around 
My loneliness abounds


OUCH
Loving my bulldogs
Unlike prickly hedgehogs


NIRVANA
Harry and Meghan
In seventh heaven


FLOWERS
Cutting blooming flowers
Only lasting hours 

Contest Brian's Choice 5
Sponsor Brian Strand
3rd Place...

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