Short Manure Poems

The donkey just brays
The elephant plods along
All spread manure...

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Born of manure
Elysium in a bowl
Portobello bisque


By Robb A. Kopp...

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Logic is a distinct fine delicacy...
        Ignorance is properly the manure......

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oh to be a mushroom
manure piled on you all your life
you mature you die 
you get eaten bon appatete...

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There is some dog doo on my shoe
Gritty, grassy, smelly too.
You call it feces.
I call it pooh.
It is a lovely midnight blue....

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It would seem , I guess, that maybe most people are just too manure for me. I mean mature for me. Nah, I got it right the first time!...

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A mutt may show up with a rat
Do some terrible things to your hat
But he’s happy for sure
Just to roll in manure
And so grateful that he’s not a cat...

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When a Ford Mustang and a T-Bird collided it created a mess for sure!

When cops arrived on scene all that remained was a pile of feathers and a heap of manure!...

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There's a man I know, for sure he's a boor
Lives right next to a filth-covered sewer
   Yet he's a Ph.D
   A real genius, you see
COVID-19 holds its nose near manure...

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We mammals have an unspoken deal with fruit
It tastefully awaits us on our feeding route
In return, we drop with manure the pits 
Which is why too much fruit may give one the schitz...

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Politicians are like manure,
They must be used promptly to get the best results,
They ought to be spread evenly and  not allowed to group,
Above all, you need a new batch every year....

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Ended Up Unstopable

Want you to know that we are capable,
Of predicting all things will be possible;
So much manure,
We must  endure;
Had ended up becoming unstoppable.

Jim Horn...

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Good morning Frank yes is still cold now, 
have to take to bed a cow,
 just watch the farting cow pies (manure)thou,
 come summer might need a plough!
wot nah shyte...
Don Johnson 3-aug-11...

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Trump They Tried To Mock

Remember when Trump tried to mock;
Whole world had been in state of shock;
Much  manure,
There for sure;
With them did forgot to bring their crock.

Jim Horn...

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Can Endure Cure for Sure

Trump's entertaining is hard to endure;
We know there is only one known cure;
He stood tall,
Knowing it all.
He fertilized forest with much manure.

Jim Horn...

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Targetes attracts the hoverfly
black & green cousins,then die

Fennel alongside red cabbage
will deter the white butterfly

Caliente mustard,a manure green
banish soil pests,from the scene...

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Mountain of sorrow 
Pile of manure
It is all a question 
Of perception 
Organic  liquid 
What of it
Companionship matters
More than anything 
Beyond a certain age
Anything else is
Overrated....

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It disappeared, we gave it away.
I’d like to find it again, for sure.
A good old fashioned holiday,
one without the digital manure,
the hype and verbal foreplay. 

© 03 Dec 2010   Charles Henderson...

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Farmer Shane went shopping today,
Bought some manure along the way
Dropped a bag on the road,
Truck too small for the load
Now he is spreading more than hay.

written October 7, 2021...

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Salt is good
But if salt itself loses its taste
With what can its flavor be restored
It is fit neither for the soil nor for the manure pile
It is thrown out
 Whoever has ears to hear ought to hear [LK 14:34-35]...

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Pink flamingo had a flaming personality for sure.
The highhanded words he used were always so pure.
He kicked off a shoe and it landed smack into manure.
This made him a little less uppity, but a bit more mature....

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who designs daisies
who chose white as their color
was it god then

who designs roses
who created their hybrids 
was it gardeners then

who thought manure
who knew flowers would love it
must have been farmers...

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Cleaner Air

New thinking of
The old ways
Use horse and carriage 
In the city 
Faster than
A white van can
And for post delivery
Pony Express 
Will do wonders 
And the bonus
Horse manure 
Is good for the roses...

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in the manure,
  grows the flower
ever-sweet is the shower
  of rancid skunk juice
     that ferments mist the tower
a rodents pile dung


4/1/24
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2024©
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There wuz once an ol' cowpuncher named Slim

    Who attempted bull-ridin' on a whim

        Throwed in a heap of manure

           'Twuz more'n he could endure

                Thus ceased a bull-ridin' future fer him...

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