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Farmer Shane

Farmer Shane went shopping today, Bought some manure along the way Dropped a bag on the road, Truck too small for the load Now he is spreading more than hay.
written October 7, 2021

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Date: 10/11/2021 10:55:00 AM
I can smell it from Kansas!
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L MILTON HANKINS
Date: 10/11/2021 11:13:00 AM
I hope you read what Gershon said. I'm still laughing!
Date: 10/8/2021 12:31:00 PM
Haha great limerick Milt! I feel sorry for the people who have to clean up all that cow pie up. - Jacob
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L MILTON HANKINS
Date: 10/8/2021 1:21:00 PM
I'm glad it's just fiction, Jacob. I can't imagine what it would be like to have to clean up a bag of manure.....ugh!
Date: 10/8/2021 10:15:00 AM
A great Limerick from all-time Limerick master, Milton. Thanks for sharing
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L MILTON HANKINS
Date: 10/8/2021 10:27:00 AM
Naw, not me, Lasaad. But, I do enjoy writing one now and then. You are too kind.
Date: 10/8/2021 8:26:00 AM
Your limerick has fertilized my mind today. Thanks, Milt! :)
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L MILTON HANKINS
Date: 10/8/2021 9:15:00 AM
Thanks, GW. I do know a Farmer Shane, but I don't think he spreads manure around. Other shit, maybe!