Short Macho Poems
Short Macho Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Macho by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Macho by length and keyword.
The chauvinist, is not "Man"
is a hilarious gas
that inflates a meat puppet...!
Without reason or judgment...
Categories:
macho, allusion, analogy, conflict, metaphor, political,
Form:
Epigram
blooms, bashful maidens
bowing down timid and shy
at first macho touch
Placed First
A Brian Strand Shortie Poetry Contest
Categories:
macho, butterfly, first love, sweet love,
Form:
Haiku
A bully once roared in my face,
macho bluster, lacking all grace.
I said “Do you mind?
I think you might find,
your breath offends my personal space.”
Categories:
macho, anger,
Form:
Limerick
Macho Man gave Pirate Queen snickers
So she turned loose her boot lickers
Then it got worse
she made him a purse
Forced Macho Man to wear her pink Knickers
Categories:
macho, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
A young, macho spider named Paul
Imagined himself ten feet tall.
At friend's warnings he sneezed--
Said he'd crawl where he pleased.
Now Paul's just a stain on the wall.
Categories:
macho, animals, children, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Cupid thought she was rather blunt
when he surveyed her bottom and front
she defiled with a razor
after wielding a taser
incised his stupid macho affront
27th February 2021
Categories:
macho, culture,
Form:
Limerick
Active macho sperm told the passive egg
I am turned on darling eggie are you on the rag?
Eggie smiled and tumbled
Sperm's bollocks are bumbled
Eve pinched Adam's bum, " your dizzy balls sag".
Categories:
macho, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
When my eyes start to dim, gonna get into the gin
Don't want to be lucid when my days start to thin
Wanna be blotto
Sure ain't macho
To be surprised when with a young filly I'm kibbitzin
Categories:
macho, peace,
Form:
Limerick
There was a old bunky named Jacko
Had many different hobbies, some quite wacko
Once collected cards
Not comedians you 'tards
Baseball cards worth a fortune, doesn't sound very macho
Categories:
macho, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Usually quite macho but at times I wear a tutu
In my younger years, certain things got screwed
Didn't know which path
So I just took a bath
Sometimes it helps as we all come unglued
Categories:
macho, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Usually quite macho but at times wear a tutu
In my younger years, certain things got screwed
Didn't know which path
So I just took a bath
Sometimes it helps coz at times come unglued
Categories:
macho, celebration,
Form:
Limerick
I look up to people who are taller that me
Ha! Just made a funny, bet you're slapping your knee
Got a million of 'em
An amazing femme
Wait a minute, I'm a macho male, a fifties escapee
Categories:
macho, silly,
Form:
Limerick
I worship a female God too
Why go all to this macho stuff
Such discord and hate flows forth
Such a lament of delusion making fools
Sorry no picture of hands raised to him
She and He are as one
She and me
Categories:
macho, god, jesus, joy,
Form:
Free verse
At what age should I tell my dog he's adopted?
Don't want him to start drinking, and getting el blotto
He was bought at a store
And even what's more
He isn't a human though he tries to act macho
Categories:
macho, pets,
Form:
Limerick
Once Pat was approached at the corner street
By Johnny, with his offer, indiscreet.
She pulled out her poet's wit
With sharp metaphoric grit,
And blew his macho off into dead meat.
March 30, 2023
Categories:
macho, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Male,macho,emotionally shy
Why,why can't men cry ?
Anxious,so full of fear
Keep feelings within,hold it near;
A mask, without a care
Ever, reluctant to share.
Manly,masculine,emotionally shy
Why,why can't men cry ?
Categories:
macho, emotions,
Form:
Rhyme
Male,macho,emotionally shy
Why,why can't men cry ?
Anxious,so full of fear
Keep feelings within,hold it near;
A mask, without a care
Ever, reluctant to share.
Manly,masculine,emotionally shy
Why,why can't men cry ?
Categories:
macho, feelings, men,
Form:
Bio
Male,macho,emotionally shy
Why,why can't men cry ?
Anxious,so full of fear
Keep feelings within,hold it near;
A mask, without a care
Ever, reluctant to share.
Manly,masculine,emotionally shy
Why,why can't men cry ?
Categories:
macho, people, cry, men,
Form:
Lyric
A loud noise jars my senses
Rips me away from creative thoughts
And steals my inner serenity.
Is it a passing truck back-firing?
Or a teenagers glass-pack shouting
"Notice me, you fool,
I am
Macho man!"
written August 2, 2021
Categories:
macho, perspective, society, youth,
Form:
Free verse
Macho Bee had a really big stinger.
Lady Bird, when aroused, was a singer.
When they heard her loud COO,
all the wood creatures knew
that first date must have been a humdinger!
For Line Gauthier's Bite Size Poem No.10 Poetry Contest
Categories:
macho, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Climbing mountains, scaling cliffs,
Bungee jumping fan,
Action hero, stuff of myths,
Such a macho man.
Snorkels, dives and flies a plane,
Thrills and danger led,
Wrestles, races, feels no pain…
Only in my head.
For Andrea’s 7/5 Trochee contest
Categories:
macho, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
A promise was made with fingers crossed,
In front of God and family.
Bride did not relish being bossed,
Macho man came out on Day three.
So different was her groom, you see.
She jumped in her car, set speed to zoom,
Got as far as she could from this little goon.
Categories:
macho, divorce, light,
Form:
Rhyme Royal
We are the Macho poets
We like football
We eat steak
Yes, we are the macho poets
We battle for better poetry
With a punch like Rocky Marciano
Yes, we are the Macho poets
We are the hard driving poets
We are the truck driving poets
We are the macho poets
Categories:
macho, poetry,
Form:
Blank verse
She has everything a man would desire
Striking features macho guys do admire
A mustache to foil her grin
Plus a beard upon her chin
And black leather and boots for her attire
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF
© All Rights Reserved
Categories:
macho, funny
Form:
Limerick
Our knees freely sweat
and our hearts go thump
For a fetching feline
we plunge deep into debt
We think we're so macho
nerves and muscles of steel
Truth is we're like putty
in the path of high heels
They're stronger than we are
That much I'll concede...
But why must they make
our pocketbooks bleed
Categories:
macho, beauty, men, money, strength, women,
Form:
Rhyme