Short Macho Poems

   Miss Merry Tex met

     Macho Mex ~

       muy grande sex...

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Nacho
Nacho Man
Nacho
Nacho Man
Baby you know that I am Nacho Man...

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macho mastermind 
manifests mankind's major, 
mass misconception 

February 25, 2023...

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Here I am solo
She is a no show
Well I wont be macho
I will just go play with my yo-yo...

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The chauvinist, is not "Man"
          is a hilarious gas
          that inflates a meat puppet...!
          Without reason or judgment......

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blooms, bashful maidens
bowing down timid and shy
at first macho touch

Placed First
 A Brian Strand Shortie Poetry Contest...

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Macho Man gave Pirate Queen snickers
So she turned loose her boot lickers
Then it got worse
she made him a purse
Forced Macho Man to wear her pink Knickers...

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A young, macho spider named Paul
Imagined himself ten feet tall.
At friend's warnings he sneezed--
Said he'd crawl where he pleased.
Now Paul's just a stain on the wall....

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Cupid thought she was rather blunt

when he surveyed her bottom and front

she defiled with a razor

after wielding a taser

incised his stupid macho affront


27th February 2021...

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Active macho sperm told the passive egg
I am turned on darling eggie are you on the rag?
Eggie smiled and tumbled
Sperm's bollocks are bumbled
Eve pinched Adam's bum, " your dizzy balls sag"....

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When my eyes start to dim, gonna get into the gin
Don't want to be lucid when my days start to thin 
Wanna be blotto
Sure ain't macho
To be surprised when with a young filly I'm kibbitzin...

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Usually quite macho but at times I wear a tutu
In my younger years, certain things got screwed
Didn't know which path
So I just took a bath
Sometimes it helps as we all come unglued...

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There was a old bunky named Jacko
Had many different hobbies, some quite wacko
Once collected cards
Not comedians you 'tards
Baseball cards worth a fortune, doesn't sound very macho...

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Usually quite macho but at times wear a tutu
In my younger years, certain things got screwed
Didn't know which path
So I just took a bath
Sometimes it helps coz at times come unglued...

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I look up to people who are taller that me
Ha! Just made a funny, bet you're slapping your knee
Got a million of 'em
An amazing femme
Wait a minute, I'm a macho male, a fifties escapee...

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I worship a female God too
Why go all to this macho stuff 
Such discord and hate flows forth
Such a lament of delusion making fools
Sorry no picture of hands raised to him
She and He are as one 
She and me...

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At what age should I tell my dog he's adopted?
Don't want him to start drinking, and getting el blotto
He was bought at a store
And even what's more
He isn't a human though he tries to act macho...

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Male,macho,emotionally shy
Why,why can't men cry ?
Anxious,so full of fear
Keep feelings within,hold it near;
A mask, without a care
Ever, reluctant to share.
Manly,masculine,emotionally shy
Why,why can't men cry ?...

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Male,macho,emotionally shy
Why,why can't men cry ?
Anxious,so full of fear
Keep feelings within,hold it near;
A mask, without a care
Ever, reluctant to share.
Manly,masculine,emotionally shy
Why,why can't men cry ?...

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Male,macho,emotionally shy
Why,why can't men cry ?
Anxious,so full of fear
Keep feelings within,hold it near;
A mask, without a care
Ever, reluctant to share.
Manly,masculine,emotionally shy
Why,why can't men cry ?...

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A loud noise jars my senses
Rips me away from creative thoughts
And steals my inner serenity.
Is it a passing truck back-firing?
Or a teenagers glass-pack shouting
"Notice me, you fool,
I am 
Macho man!"

written August 2, 2021...

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Macho Bee had a really big stinger.
Lady Bird, when aroused, was a singer.
When they heard her loud COO,
all the wood creatures knew
that first date must have been a humdinger!


For Line Gauthier's Bite Size Poem No.10 Poetry Contest...

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Climbing mountains, scaling cliffs,
Bungee jumping fan,
Action hero, stuff of myths,
Such a macho man.

Snorkels, dives and flies a plane,
Thrills and danger led, 
Wrestles, races, feels no pain…
Only in my head.

For Andrea’s 7/5 Trochee contest...

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Once Pat was approached at the corner street 
By Johnny, with his offer, indiscreet. 
She pulled out her poet's wit 
With sharp metaphoric grit, 
And blew his macho off into dead meat. 

March 30, 2023

Sponsor: Line Gauthier 
Bite Size contest...

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A promise was made with fingers crossed,
In front of God and family.
Bride did not relish being bossed,
Macho man came out on Day three.
So different was her groom, you see.
She jumped in her car, set speed to zoom,
Got as far as she could from this little goon....

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