Short Macho Poems
Short Macho Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Macho by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Macho by length and keyword.
The chauvinist, is not "Man"
is a hilarious gas
that inflates a meat puppet...!
Without reason or judgment...
Macho Man gave Pirate Queen snickers
So she turned loose her boot lickers
Then it got worse
she made him a purse
Forced Macho Man to wear her pink Knickers
Dippin' dips a little too cheesy
With some chips a little too greasy
I'm hoping it will pass
With some high octane gas
Nope, I'm running number two easy
Active macho sperm told the passive egg
I am turned on darling eggie are you on the rag?
Eggie smiled and tumbled
Sperm's bollocks are bumbled
Eve pinched Adam's bum, " your dizzy balls sag".
Macho Bee had a really big stinger.
Lady Bird, when aroused, was a singer.
When they heard her loud COO,
all the wood creatures knew
that first date must have been a humdinger!
For Line Gauthier's Bite Size Poem No.10 Poetry Contest
We are the Macho poets
We like football
We eat steak
Yes, we are the macho poets
We battle for better poetry
With a punch like Rocky Marciano
Yes, we are the Macho poets
We are the hard driving poets
We are the truck driving poets
We are the macho poets
'Tis I, the better man by far,
to put my finger in the cookie jar.
My only life, I chose to risk it
for a cookie or a biscuit,
as a madwoman in the house
places traps best meant for mouse.
A lesser man might linger
on a missing thumb or finger,
but a man like me (a macho brute)
celebrates a cookie, down the chute.
He catches evildoers in his sturdy claws
That's what they get for breaking all those laws
Crime fighting crustacean without a pause
Binding crooks with pincers is such a worthy cause
He lives in a giant seashell in the briny deep
Then bursts upon the scene wherever evil creeps
When a robbery's in progress,he is there with a leap
Bringing villains to justice, so we can safely sleep
Macho Man Sydrome
Women may have PMS,
But men have MMS
Macho Man Syndome
Not all men have this,
Plenty do and it makes life seem hard to exist
From Oil in Iraq
To Blood Diamond in Sierra Leone
Sooner or Later, Mother Earth will tell you
“Leave me the heck alone!”
Will you listen?
Of course not,
She'd have to glue your men together
Gray clouds with a dirty mist will make you surrender
When her eyes glaze at you
Maybe you'll realize there'll be no you
When it's through
Form:
All the women look at Mister Macho Man
as he flexes his muscles
and cracks his knuckles
while working on his tan.
Mister Macho Man is always at the center of attention
wherever he goes.
Needless to say that all his peers and foes
have to settle for rejection.
But despite all of the cheers,
he is not happy
and often even feels crappy
because of his growing fears.
His biggest worry
is that he'll eventually become furry
and lose face
in the race.
C hristopher, my name
H e is a strong man, they claim
R ugged, fearless, on my toes as always
I n the mighty palms of wits, my core lays
S urvival of the fittest and fit is Christopher!
T hen why does my heart often sob like a girl?
O h! I shouldn’t have said that! It’ll now spoil my image
P seudo-strong is my heart, trapped in a fragile cage
H elpless I feel when those emotions enclose me
E yes shed tears, speak the lingo of poetry
R egardless, Christopher is my name. I am strong, they claim!