Short Macho Poems
Short Macho Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Macho by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Macho by length and keyword.
Diet
on diet again
no more macho muscle men
chewing a slim jim...
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Categories:
macho, black african american, black love, break up,
Form:
Senryu
Wuddya Expect
Miss Merry Tex met
Macho Mex ~
muy grande sex...
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Categories:
macho, giggle, passion, sexy,
Form:
Senryu
Nacho Man Village People Macho Man Short Parody
Nacho
Nacho Man
Nacho
Nacho Man
Baby you know that I am Nacho Man...
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Categories:
macho, crazy, funny, humorous, leaving, music, parody, silly,
Form:
Free verse
Mankind's Major
macho mastermind
manifests mankind's major,
mass misconception
February 25, 2023...
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Categories:
macho, humorous,
Form:
Haiku
Yo-Yo
Here I am solo
She is a no show
Well I wont be macho
I will just go play with my yo-yo...
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Categories:
macho,
Form:
I do not know?
Macho Man
The chauvinist, is not "Man"
is a hilarious gas
that inflates a meat puppet...!
Without reason or judgment......
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Categories:
macho, allusion, analogy, conflict, metaphor, political,
Form:
Epigram
First Touch
blooms, bashful maidens
bowing down timid and shy
at first macho touch
Placed First
A Brian Strand Shortie Poetry Contest...
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Categories:
macho, butterfly, first love, sweet love,
Form:
Haiku
The Bully
A bully once roared in my face,
macho bluster, lacking all grace.
I said “Do you mind?
I think you might find,
your breath offends my personal space.”...
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Categories:
macho, anger,
Form:
Limerick
Macho Man Met His Nemesis
Macho Man gave Pirate Queen snickers
So she turned loose her boot lickers
Then it got worse
she made him a purse
Forced Macho Man to wear her pink Knickers...
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Categories:
macho, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Crawl, Paul
A young, macho spider named Paul
Imagined himself ten feet tall.
At friend's warnings he sneezed--
Said he'd crawl where he pleased.
Now Paul's just a stain on the wall....
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Categories:
macho, animals, children, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Sharp Response
Cupid thought she was rather blunt
when he surveyed her bottom and front
she defiled with a razor
after wielding a taser
incised his stupid macho affront
27th February 2021...
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Categories:
macho, culture,
Form:
Limerick
Active Macho Sperm
Active macho sperm told the passive egg
I am turned on darling eggie are you on the rag?
Eggie smiled and tumbled
Sperm's bollocks are bumbled
Eve pinched Adam's bum, " your dizzy balls sag"....
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Categories:
macho, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Kibbitzin
When my eyes start to dim, gonna get into the gin
Don't want to be lucid when my days start to thin
Wanna be blotto
Sure ain't macho
To be surprised when with a young filly I'm kibbitzin...
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Categories:
macho, peace,
Form:
Limerick
At Times I Wear a Tutu
Usually quite macho but at times I wear a tutu
In my younger years, certain things got screwed
Didn't know which path
So I just took a bath
Sometimes it helps as we all come unglued...
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Categories:
macho, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Bunky
There was a old bunky named Jacko
Had many different hobbies, some quite wacko
Once collected cards
Not comedians you 'tards
Baseball cards worth a fortune, doesn't sound very macho...
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Categories:
macho, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
At Times I Wear a Tutu
Usually quite macho but at times wear a tutu
In my younger years, certain things got screwed
Didn't know which path
So I just took a bath
Sometimes it helps coz at times come unglued...
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Categories:
macho, celebration,
Form:
Limerick
Look Up To People
I look up to people who are taller that me
Ha! Just made a funny, bet you're slapping your knee
Got a million of 'em
An amazing femme
Wait a minute, I'm a macho male, a fifties escapee...
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Categories:
macho, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Because She's Worthy
I worship a female God too
Why go all to this macho stuff
Such discord and hate flows forth
Such a lament of delusion making fools
Sorry no picture of hands raised to him
She and He are as one
She and me...
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Categories:
macho, god, jesus, joy,
Form:
Free verse
My Dog's Adopted
At what age should I tell my dog he's adopted?
Don't want him to start drinking, and getting el blotto
He was bought at a store
And even what's more
He isn't a human though he tries to act macho...
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Categories:
macho, pets,
Form:
Limerick
Pat the Poet
Once Pat was approached at the corner street
By Johnny, with his offer, indiscreet.
She pulled out her poet's wit
With sharp metaphoric grit,
And blew his macho off into dead meat.
March 30, 2023
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Categories:
macho, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Feelings a Crying Shame
Male,macho,emotionally shy
Why,why can't men cry ?
Anxious,so full of fear
Keep feelings within,hold it near;
A mask, without a care
Ever, reluctant to share.
Manly,masculine,emotionally shy
Why,why can't men cry ?...
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Categories:
macho, emotions,
Form:
Rhyme
Male Feelings
Male,macho,emotionally shy
Why,why can't men cry ?
Anxious,so full of fear
Keep feelings within,hold it near;
A mask, without a care
Ever, reluctant to share.
Manly,masculine,emotionally shy
Why,why can't men cry ?...
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Categories:
macho, feelings, men,
Form:
Bio
Don'T Men Cry ?
Male,macho,emotionally shy
Why,why can't men cry ?
Anxious,so full of fear
Keep feelings within,hold it near;
A mask, without a care
Ever, reluctant to share.
Manly,masculine,emotionally shy
Why,why can't men cry ?...
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Categories:
macho, people, cry, men,
Form:
Lyric
Unwelcome Disturbance
A loud noise jars my senses
Rips me away from creative thoughts
And steals my inner serenity.
Is it a passing truck back-firing?
Or a teenagers glass-pack shouting
"Notice me, you fool,
I am
Macho man!"
written August 2, 2021...
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Categories:
macho, perspective, society, youth,
Form:
Free verse
Macho Bee and Lady Bird's Jungle Fever
Macho Bee had a really big stinger.
Lady Bird, when aroused, was a singer.
When they heard her loud COO,
all the wood creatures knew
that first date must have been a humdinger!
For Line Gauthier's Bite Size Poem No.10 Poetry Contest...
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Categories:
macho, funny,
Form:
Limerick