Andrea Dietrich Poet Limerick

Macho Bee and Lady Bird's Jungle Fever

Macho Bee had a really big stinger.
Lady Bird, when aroused, was a singer.
When they heard her loud COO,
all the wood creatures knew
that first date must have been a humdinger!


For Line Gauthier's Bite Size Poem No.10 Poetry Contest

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Christopher Bunton February 23, 2012 at 6:59 PM LOL! Very Good!

Linda-Marie Sweetheart February 23, 2012 at 9:26 AM cxool congrats Andrea on this entry .. a sure winner for both contests luv.. awesome ..

Kathryn Collins February 23, 2012 at 7:02 AM Andrea -- I'm lovin it. love, Kathy

Carol Sunshine Brown February 23, 2012 at 6:22 AM Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s "(Any) Poem Of the week" contest Andrea. Love, Carol

Ilene Bauer February 23, 2012 at 4:49 AM this is hilarious! thanks for the smile this morning!

Kash Poet February 23, 2012 at 3:49 AM Andrea,Congratulations on your win.Love this Limerick.

David Williams February 23, 2012 at 1:46 AM Andrea congrats on your brill, win..David

Poet Destroyer A February 22, 2012 at 10:24 PM ANDREA.. CONGRATUALTIONS! with your poem of the week... thank you for supporting my contest ;-) ~ always*PD

Robert Pettit February 22, 2012 at 10:22 PM Congratulations on your win Andrea. Was Macho Bee's real name Lyndon, and did he come from Texas?

Cecilia Macfarlane February 21, 2012 at 7:58 PM Great limerick.....this made me laugh!

Nick Bagnall February 21, 2012 at 6:05 AM Brilliant ! you've got me laughing !

Phyllis Babcock February 20, 2012 at 3:49 PM Wow a humdinger, indeed. Had me laughing with this one. love phyl

Black Eyed Susan February 20, 2012 at 1:34 PM ha ha! wonderful limerick - so clever :)

Jack Horne February 19, 2012 at 3:44 PM LOL, thanks for a good chuckle, Andrea

Gwendolen Song February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM ps...Really enjoyed writing for your contest...a wonderful topic and a form that is misconceived as simple....so not the case! Stayed home from church..my lil'est has the vomiting flu!! ugh.

Gwendolen Song February 19, 2012 at 9:28 AM A great limerick story, Andrea!! A gold medal spot for sure! Like how you created 2 polar opposite characters with such fun characteristics...yep, that first date....whoah!!

Brenda Victoria Northeast February 18, 2012 at 10:46 PM Yes like the others say- well done a very fine limerick indeed, blessings, bren : )

Don Johnson February 18, 2012 at 10:35 PM love it tickles 4 me 2 wish i was as smart as yew, bloody well done hon.

Linda-Marie Sweetheart February 18, 2012 at 9:44 PM congrats on finalizing your contest Andrea.. wll help u anytime u need it luv.. let me know.. thankxx so much for my win for that sauna gift.. now when we sit in it I wll think of my win.. haha.. great relaxation luv.. amazing winners list..

Kirby Magee-Dittberner February 18, 2012 at 9:34 PM I think this is one of the best limericks I've ever read on the soup. Best of luck in the contest! =)

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders February 18, 2012 at 9:16 PM This is so clever and fun! I'm agree with the others, first place for this one! Blessings, Rhonda

Joyce Johnson February 18, 2012 at 8:27 PM This is a dandy Andrea. This will be the winner I predict. Love, Joyce

Natalie The Rogue Rhymer February 18, 2012 at 3:16 PM This is so great Andrea! So much depth girl! I'm going to try to come up w/ something...we'll see :)

Daver Austin February 18, 2012 at 10:08 AM Ribald rhyme (blessedly disguised) and I love it. A wonderful nature study. Perhaps a nursery rhyme might be in the offing, eh? Love, daver

Dalila Agtani February 17, 2012 at 11:02 PM Andrea I miss you and your poems. I've been slacking in poetry lately, but I will be back soon, maybe tonight. Good Luck in the contest...birds and the bees and the flowers and the thing called LOVE! Remember that song? Love Dalila

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