Short Loony Poems

Trump In Loony Bin Horn Haiku

Trump commits each sin
He belongs in loony bin
Also thin is skin.

Jim Horn...

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You are you

I am me

Thats how its supposed to be


If l was you

And you were me

I’d be bonkers

You’d  be a loony!...

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He comes unassuming into the room
fatal attraction is loony toon
feline holds on tight
claws with all his might
swept off his feet sliding with my broom


6-29-18...

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Loon Who Would Love a Lark

When Trump sang we had to hark;
Raving mad who seemed so stark;
Angels said,
He wet bed;
Loony as a loon that loved a lark.

Jim Horn...

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Loon Who Would Love a Lark

When Trump sang we had to hark;
Raving mad who seemed so stark;
Angels said,
He wet bed;
Loony as a loon that loved a lark.

Jim Horn...

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Pizza, pizza, pizza roony,
I want one with the works very soony,
Gibbidy,gabbidy,gibbidy gock,
I'll get the money out of my sock,
But they said, no pizza, you're too loony....

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On a wet drippy day in India
He got the irksome hypochondria
His crazy mind cued in to pee
He was a loony, he must be
Shuttling in throes of polyuria.










03rd May, 2018...

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Antics aplenty
Plastic dog poop everywhere
Rude whoopee cushions
Is your fridge running? Catch it!
Loony pranks for April Fools'

4/01/23

March Into April contest
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich...

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There are many birds in the zoo
Some are orange others wear blue
Some with polka dot umbrellas
Some with digital cameras
And some as loony as we two


By Robb A. Kopp
All Rights Reserved © MMX...

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Canadian since birth shouldn't really matter
The loony down south needs a life in the slammer
What are they waiting for
Throw him out the door 
Lock him up before more laws he can fracture...

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I had heard of down in the dumps
But down in the dogs?
Her jowls matched her rumps
Her face was a log

She’s an old lady
Leave her be someone said
But she was loony tunes too
Hilarious inside her head...

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President Trump, Donald
The Russians knew his brain was addled
Knew he was a tad loony
No problem for him a verbal moony

CLERIHEW CONTEST Poetry Contest, sponsored The Nammr Forsakes Me

07/20/18...

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Call 1-800-LIMERICKS for a daily giggle by yours truly
Will attempt to get our local radio stations to provide a spot loony
A limerick a day
Keeps the blues away
Am I destined to be star or awoken rudely...

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Painted With Same Brush

Both had been painted with same brush;
One was loser and the other a loony lush;
Both were being,
Not worth seeing;
With disaster had a crude crushing brush.

Jim Horn

Paint must have all dried out....

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McCain Avoids Picayune

Picayune is squabbling of party politicians.

Part of politics McCain avoids  are picayune,
And we know in heaven will be pretty soon;
Hard try;
Great guy;
Trump stayed here loony like a lousy loon.

Jim Horn

Jim Horn...

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If you're loony and you love it clap your hands, 
	(clap clap clap)
If you're loony and you love it clap your hands, 
	(clap clap clap)
If you're loony and you love it
Tell those normal folks to shove it
If you're loony and you love it clap your hands....

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Frilly
Chilly
Hilly
Silly
Willy nilly frilly chilly chin
Loony giddy hilly silly grin


** syllable counter miscounted my syllables - 6th line is 9 syllables not 8** 
Submitted for contest WRITE ME A TYBURN sponsored by KIM RODRIGUES -January 22, 2018  -  RANKED 1ST...

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When we go to moon
we have been in big balloon
like a looney toon

memory applied
when river would open wide
had been at high tide

conducted caper
to become conservator
of her curvature

of time when in expanse
ended up splitting my pants
planting perfect plant...

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Guess I'll ne'er understand those loony loons

   Shaking their fists at the Wall Street tycoons

      The Tea Party did it right

         They didn't leave filth and blight

            'Occupiers' remind me of baboons

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...

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As a matter of fact 
 it needs a little tact   
  just to tell somebody
   that he is a loony.  

Better kill with a smile  
 than old-fashioned guile,
  employing a hammer
   rather than a dagger.

Always aim to be nice 
 under whatever guise,
  it is good policy
   to use diplomacy....

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Funny farm or loony bin?
Depends what kind of mood I’m in
Mad house increases my lunacy
I take my pills and watch tv

Fall asleep, don’t care if it is night or day
The attendants are glad, I am out of their way
This asylum increases my natural lunacy
Weird attendants seem worse off than me...

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Hearts in the way
Of what you couldn't see
Happy ever after
Or terror it could be

Running for the sunlight
When the moon holds on too tight
Its hard just to breath
And something isn't right

Why is love so broken
And found bleeding on the floor
Why are you split open
When you deserve much more?...

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the day before her wedding
Pandora found her mother’s loony box
there were journals about her bi-polar condition
and her suicide plans.
We were glad she kept it silently locked
did not read it on that day
or any other day,
preferring to burn it unopened
after she had been married for fifty-six years....

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Dear Lordy, what have you done
this loony spouse given me…
he rants and TV- clicks all night
much like a  freakish banshee!

Obsessed with horror movies
remote  control is life's drug:
This model needs rebooting,
It's time for urgent de-bug.



11/11/2017
Written for Kevin Shaw's Surreal and Daft...

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Some things young children most enjoy
are inexpensive; some are free.
To girls, give baby dolls; to boys,
dump trucks and bouncy balls. They’ll be
so pleased. They also like to wade
in creeks, play hide-and-seek and tag,
watch Loony Tunes, eat cookies made
by Mom, and watch a pup's tail wag.
                       
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