All Bran

I once bought a box of All Bran,
But I tipped it down the loo pan.
It was destined for there,
So I didn’t much care,
And I cut out the middle man.

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Paul Callus

October 12, 2020 at 2:57 PM

Excellent, Jack! And like a pro you always leave the best to the very end! Regards // paul

Carol Sunshine Brown

October 13, 2011 at 10:03 AM

Congratulations on your win in P.D.'s "Favorite Cereal" contest Jack. Love, Carol

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

October 9, 2011 at 10:04 PM

Congrats Jack on a great big win with this All Bran entry my friend... yummy and healthy too..luv..

John Freeman

October 9, 2011 at 11:49 AM

Jack, nice poem, Congrats on your worthy Limerick. Agape, Moses

Andrea Dietrich

October 9, 2011 at 1:40 AM

jack, your limerick was AWESOME. tops for me! Congrats on the win. Luv, Andrea

Poet Destroyer A

October 9, 2011 at 12:30 AM

DEAR ,JACK , CONGRATULATIONS! ;-) THANKS FOR SUPPORTING MY CONTEST, WITH YOUR FUNNY cereal LIMERICK,..ALWAYS,..P.D.

Doris Culverhouse

October 7, 2011 at 4:58 PM

Jack....thanks for your comments on my work and picture. I am laughing into a jello jiggler!

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

October 7, 2011 at 2:19 PM

heeheee, this just got me snickering-- haha, how very witty of you to think of "cutting out the middle man" --lol fun write :D thanks for dropping by my poems :D

Elizabeth Wesley

October 6, 2011 at 4:20 PM

May I ask what the middle man does? Just curious. The whole verse is hilarious.

Gwendolen Song

October 6, 2011 at 3:53 AM

I was expecting the FIBER approach....good twistie! Hope all is well.....Gwendolen

Andrea Dietrich

October 5, 2011 at 4:14 PM

hahaha. I love this one.

Carolyn Devonshire

October 5, 2011 at 1:34 PM

Okay, "All Bran," let's see some more great poems from your talented pen. I know you will be busy with Sue tomorrow. Please let me know how it goes. Thanks for stopping by. Love, Carolyn

Carolyn Devonshire

October 3, 2011 at 3:17 PM

Had to look at this one again after reading some of the others, Jack. I think the last line makes yours the wittiest! Love, Carolyn

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

October 3, 2011 at 11:48 AM

hahahaha.. oh so funny Jack.. cut out the middle man indeed.. good luck in the contest luv..sorry for late reply..this move has turned into a magnanimous job.. oh..

Poet Destroyer A

October 3, 2011 at 9:27 AM

Good morning, Jack,, how are you? Stopping by to say hi! ;-) also,,, thank you for supporting my contest... have yourself a wonderful and beautiful day~ I sure am,..;-) ~LINDA

Gwendolen Song

October 2, 2011 at 7:37 PM

Jack....is loo pan a store......? I love the idea of cutting out the middle man....saves us all a bunch/ Gwendolen

Judy Ball

October 2, 2011 at 5:55 PM

You always tickle my funny bone Jack. This is too cute. God Bless, JB

Nancy Jones

October 2, 2011 at 5:33 PM

Haha! Fab one :) Beauty day, jack~N

Audrey Haick

October 2, 2011 at 5:14 PM

Too funny, Jack! This is one of the best I've read. Best wishes for the Winners' List. Love, Annalise

Russell Sivey

October 2, 2011 at 4:54 PM

What a wonderful, delightful write! I really enjoyed reading this fine poem! Quite the humorous work Jack! Thanks for the chuckle! Outstanding job!!

Wilma Neels

October 2, 2011 at 3:34 PM

hehe, this one is awesome Jack, you actually gave me an idea, next time I will cut out the middle man / woman too ;) good luck for the contest!! lfde Wilma

John Smith

October 2, 2011 at 3:27 PM

Do that with all my food, I'd have a smaller middle, man. Fun Limerick.

Carolyn Devonshire

October 2, 2011 at 3:25 PM

LOL I should have done the same with the Cheerios. Hillarious, Jack! PD will love it as much as I love "the middle man." Wishing you success! Love, Carolyn