Short Lobotomy Poems

jack-o-lantern's
radical lobotomy
scary pumpkin pie...

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Induced sedation
Chemical lobotomy
Mental invasion

By Robb A. Kopp...

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I love to clean, she says.
Either she has had a lobotomy
or she is a liar.
I don't like her regardless....

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armed bandits in the doctor’s office
we can spot the ones who have had a lobotomy
Their masks are under their noses and their chins...

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If I could purge
that part of my brain
that stores pain,
 
I would replace it 
with a soothing refrain;
Bach, Beethoven
 
or simply rain…...

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Daring Dichotomy

We always did believe in a dichotomy;
Without God's love is like a lobotomy;
He can cure;
Know for sure,
And affected our reaction and memory.

Jim Horn...

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These crazies who run our economy
Deserve a medical lobotomy
    They are all of their heads
    Ignoring their country needs fed
They just play with our democratic autonomy...

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Either Done in Autonomy 

A lobotomy
Or a craniotomy
Which is best for me?

I am beginning to believe
for each and every politician
so it seems now a days.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn...

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Ever since my lobotomy 
I buy tickets in the lottery, 
and the day that I win   
I'll be invitin' in 
everyone in my coterie.  


Entered in Susan Burch's Lottery Ticket Limerick Contest for Feb 2, 2012....

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A Lovely Lobotomy

Did you know there is a dichotomy,
Of people who prefer a phlebotomy;
Are not really sure of point of view,
How they should separate the few,
Who would like a lovely lobotomy.

Jim Horn...

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"waiting for Waits"


here i stand 
but rather
sit and

with a cliché
bottle in front
of me instead 

of a
frontal
lobotomy

making the state
ment that truly
it is the piano

that has 
and
is

drinking...

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I had seen crazy gargoyles before
Anyway, I thought I had
I thought I had

But this guy was something else
With his wolf-like chin
And his oversized smile

He was grinning like he had just had a lobotomy
Perhaps he had
Perhaps he had…....

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My psychiatrist told me “All things considered...
You're as good as can be expected, given that you're skittered!”
Said, “What the hell does that mean?”
Answered, “Your brain's a bit lean!”
May have to have a lobotomy... brain's all frittered...

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How To Control Immigration

Did decide how to control immigration;
Caused by Trump who needs castration;
Lobotomy,
With no fee,
And we should do it without hesitation.

Caravanite femaleites are having ten
month gestation periods according to
Trump.

Jim Horn...

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A tale emerges between bar nuts.
His brother eaten
in his own swimming pool.

“Alligators are stupid,” he says,
“they’re vacant
like a tiger with a lobotomy.
You don't see alligator heads on walls,
do you?
There's no way to mount
that dumb fricking grin.”

Neither of us laugh....

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(from The John Poems)

Transplant my heart;
I need it no more,
And remove my libido too.
Neither’s required
For this life I live,
Useless as love for you.

Lobotomize
The caring part
Of my overheated brain.
Then proceed to excise
The urge to dream.
I’ll never love again....

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contempt for life
arrogance filled veins 
neither happy nor sad
the world is its own
ignorance is blind
bliss comes with nothing
no past no future
the present broken
love non-existent
hate absent
tears left for the damned
fear given to the wind 
one thing left to do to me... 

frontal lobotomy...

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i wanna drain away into something
i wanna free the air where it goes
i wanna baffle em all an be famous
i wanna drip from a frozen lantern
i wanna trust a meeker man
i wanna powerful ache to explain this
i wanna fix the water underneath me
i wanna make it back to a place
i wanna hide out in a lobotomy...

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They could not possibly understand
Had she had a lobotomy or was she born this way?
She laughed at their status quo paranoia
They would never touch her
Her flames licked and flicked all around
Up and down past their elbows
Before they knew they were on fire
They were screaming now
But only in her dreams.
It was enough...

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The dog went into a seizure
started shaking like it had
Saint Vitis.
Nine days and twenty two hundred dollars later
came home from the animal hospital,
a dog that looked and acted as if it had a lobotomy.

Know when to kiss your pets goodbye,
cause the Veterinarian you rush it to,
certainly is not gonna tell you.
The animal is better off dead....

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Swept under 
Dropped off
Help!!!
         No help 
A slow walk on lobotomy tracks 
No quick fix 
I am the drowning one 
Another ghost wandering the waking circus 
of the dazed
Visions of bodies ascending then dissolving 
on right atmospheres 
Eating the memory
Rearraranged across silent  gravity  maps
hidden roads across each hidden town where 
I crash back to earth stars smeared on my back...

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Green @ Soylent
So then the poor looked and saw,
Some tory bastards thinking,
Depression pills 4 all the dills,
Yer sex life aint fair dinkum,
Dumbing down of the savage clown,
Lobotomy oh so fearsome,
Brain dead is poor ole Fred,
What me worry, insincere-some,
Stay away from lobotomys hey,
Keep yer brain on auto pilot,
Depression bugger off today,
Deprive the green of Soylent ?

Don Johnson...

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She was twenty-two-years old
childlike, but not childish
her mind was not as deep thinking as many
but she was empathetic and kind
goodness oozed out of her
she was the victim of a lecherous relative
he knew she was going to expose him
he talked her mother into giving her a lobotomy
she was institutionalized the rest of her life
barely able to speak or move
her father safely moved on to other young victims...

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Come join us tonight people where the bright lights illumine.
Be sure to pick up a free multi-colored balloomin 
While I showcase my special double self-lobotomy 
Performed by just me in my new labero-totomy. 
With a spoon, fork, and a knife  - in full factuality,
I’ll cut out some noodle and some individ-ality - 
And don’t forget to remember to gobble up your fill 
At our fine and efficient, fresh fast-food hamburger grill!...

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We find you guilty
Of making a mockery
Out of poetry

(You talking to me)

And must insist
You cease and desist
In your writing of this

(Insanity)

You must take to heart
That this is an art
Not some shopping cart

(To fill your needs)

Take it back to the top
Before it all got
More crazy than not

(Could you please)

Here's a list of demands
By a show of hands
Come back to dry land

(For your lobotomy)...

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