Viv Wigley Poet Limerick

Laughter Is the Best Medicine- Limerick Contest

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Karma Sutra the book that I got
since our love life was not very hot
arms and legs interweaved
but the Fire Brigade leave
since they're no good at untying knots!




For contest 'Laughter is the best medicine', sponsor Jan Allison
October 12th 2016

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Eve Roper April 12, 2018 at 11:07 AM Hahaha.. love this one.. Hugs Eve

Lim'Rik Flats October 23, 2016 at 9:10 PM Got some great chuckles and some good ideas from this fine lim'rik. (Honey...where'd we put those toys...) Cheerios! ~ j

Andrea Dietrich October 22, 2016 at 9:08 PM Big congrats here, friend on your well deserved win!

Paul Callus October 21, 2016 at 1:14 PM Very witty, Mr Viv! Perhaps Houdini should have been called in...then it might have ended in a threesome:) Congrats on your fine win. Regards // paul

Beautiful Scars October 21, 2016 at 9:02 AM ahahaha! Congratulations on your placement :)-luloo

Grant Norwood October 20, 2016 at 10:29 PM good to know, well done!

Alexis Y. October 20, 2016 at 7:27 PM Hi Viv, Lol! Congratulations on your fine win:-) Alexis

Charlie Smith October 20, 2016 at 7:19 PM Bet that left a mark, congratulations Viv on surviving...

Tim Smith October 20, 2016 at 6:56 PM Great to see this up top... congratulations

Jan Allison October 20, 2016 at 6:45 PM Ha Ha Ha this had your name written all over it Mr Viv:-) I wasn't surprised to see it was written by you:-) Many congrats on your top spot:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray October 16, 2016 at 10:25 AM I hope your Mrs. is getting the same fun out of your poems as we do Viv. She is famous by association. Viv Wigley October 16, 2016 at 11:04 AM She sort of smirks a bit and goes 'yeah, yeah', Jean. That exasperated look you have when a child puts fake doggy-doo on your chair. Very tolerant. Which is why I don't have to wear a Cricketer's box all the time. Viv x

Andrea Dietrich October 13, 2016 at 7:57 PM hahaha. That reminds me of some of those shows SEx and the ER!! Viv Wigley October 14, 2016 at 10:57 PM Thanks, Andrea, the thing I get most nowadays in bed is cramp :( . Viv x

Charmaine Chircop October 13, 2016 at 2:03 PM Lol: )love this... : ) Viv Wigley October 13, 2016 at 5:30 PM Thanks, Charmaine, I now use a bottle of WD40. Viv x

Daniel Turner October 13, 2016 at 12:39 PM So your love life was starting to cool, the pictures were making you drool, new positions you tried, but old willy had died, now the missus thinks you're a fool. Viv Wigley October 13, 2016 at 5:30 PM Whoah, hang on Daniel, less of the old :)

Darren White October 12, 2016 at 11:22 PM Hahahaha, love that one, can visualize it! Viv Wigley October 13, 2016 at 5:31 PM Thanks Darren, we have our moments. Not often, but we have our moments...... Viv

Tim Smith October 12, 2016 at 9:41 PM good one Viv Viv Wigley October 12, 2016 at 9:47 PM Thanks, Tim. To be honest, I get turned on nowadays by reading the machine mart power tools catalogue. Regards, Viv

Arthur Vaso October 12, 2016 at 8:00 PM LOL hilarious!!! Viv Wigley October 12, 2016 at 8:04 PM Thanks, Arthur. I'm maybe too old for such gymnastics. Regards, Viv

Agnes Krampe October 12, 2016 at 7:45 PM What an image, Viv :) Viv Wigley October 12, 2016 at 8:03 PM Thanks, Agnes, to be honest I wouldn't even try- I get out of breath tying my shoelaces. Viv x