Short Laughing Stock Poems

Jester keeps laughing
Stumbling through confused masses
No one gets the joke...

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I am the laughing stock 
Of my own life
Laughing is always contagious
I am no exception
Who needs laughing gas...

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Trump Big Crock

Found out that Trump is big crock,
And did leave us in state of shock;
Like bird  chirp,
And baby burp;
We have become a  laughing stock.

Jim Horn...

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There once was a sweet garden named Phil.

Whose terraces were straight up a  hill.

His roses were sad in dark shade,

His produce was way under grade.

Making him the laughing stock in Brazil....

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Trump Laughing Stock Horn Haiku

We stopped at Wall Street
Sold all our Trump's laughing stock
He made of himself.

This is what China has been
saying lately.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet...

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REALLY, I'M NOT A FAN
I'm so busy laughing, I cannot finish off, what I wanted to sayO' right, the thought of Kamala Harris replacing Biden, no way
Indiana Shaw . . .

"Laughing stock, or no laughing matter, her career is now in tatters" . . . : /...

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Oh! oh! oh!
my life is hard,
i can't walk like a dog,
but i walk like a lame.

I can't fight my self,
when the enemy come,
but i just hide my face,
to escape death.

In  time  of pain,
i really struggle alone,
and every where i pass,
they laugh at me.

I'm really a laughing stock,
the structure i am,
and my big eyes,
makes babies  cry!...

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A clown,
Mirror,reflecting your laugh back.

A clown,
Rudiments of jokes, penetrate  hearts.

A clown,
laughing stock,
Prayers of weeping heart,
Burst in  laugh.

A clown,
Mask of comics,
Making others joyful.

A clown,
Hiding  pains ,making others,
Pleasant.

A clown,
Freezing tears , inner,
Corner of his eyes,

A clown,
Stealing  hearts,
By Showering jokes....

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Why
Did I
Get sucked in
Like a big fish 
And play with the clowns
There went my rent money
I'm a laughing stock at cards
My life's a big circus as is 
The only poker I know is fun
My
Oh my
See my face
After that loss
I'm at loss for words
My insides are empty
My wallet is emptier 
My hair's on fire, I need help
Where is my cotton candy lady

connie pachecho

1/5/23...

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Don’t think I am a laughing-stock
I will make tonight an epoch
Baby all my limbs want to talk
I want to rock you like hard rock
We are two birds that make a flock
I am tick tock you are the clock
On your heart’s door I want to knock
Though I have the key of its lock
You are blackboard my tongue is chalk
I want to kiss you like peacock
And hug you like electric shock
You are my prey I am a hawk...

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She wore a pitch black suit
And smelled of lilacs and fruit.
Clad in long stemmed heels, 
Her cream coloured blouse so sheer,
She spoke of stocks and bills,
A fancy phone pressed to her ear.

But the road on which she walked
Had a very tiny bump.
If only she had known to jump,
She wouldn't have tripped and slipped
And become a laughing stock.
But she was on the phone,
How could she have known?...

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memory flickers
body withers and limbs ache
old age a villain


now that you are rather old and spent
look in the mirror, I recommend
before stepping out
lest somebody may shout
sir, please! Your pant’s buttons, attend!


precaution needed- or else you may become a real laughing stock

Placed Second
Jan.4. 2022
Charlie- Hai- Lim- Ku Poetry Contest
Sponsor- Charles Messina...

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Octopus guy was the laughing stock of the west China sea
Frankly, I thought his colors beautiful, if anyone had asked me
But no one did, because I had become invisible at the age of twenty-three
Preteens and teens run the reef these days, and they do so with glee.
I feel like an old maid, but I run over to check out Octopus Guy, Mr. Bee.
Your orange colors are gorgeous I tell him, and he says he appreciates me....

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Octopus guy was the laughing stock of the west China sea
Frankly, I thought his colors beautiful, if anyone had asked me
But no one did, because I had become invisible at the age of twenty-three
Preteens and teens run the reef these days, and they do so with glee.
I feel like an old maid, but I run over to check out Octopus Guy, Mr. Bee.
Your orange colors are gorgeous I tell him, and he says he appreciates me....

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Woke up this morning - had a dreadful shock
I had not set the alarm on my clock
Swore until the air turned blue -
I’d missed my job interview!
My family think I’m a laughing stock

Got phoned this morning everything’s fine -
Was offered a job by a friend of mine
Any hours I choose
I simply can’t lose
I’m a ‘secret shopper’ my job’s divine! 

Contest- it was one of those mornings. Sponsor Sara Kendrick
03~05~16...

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People come and go
The sanity stays the same
The tiger never changes its spots
Growth takes its course
Indulgement is a treat

People hide from the truth
The conscience is being conceived
The lion owns the jungle
Complications are there to be solved
Racism is a laughing stock

People are resistant to courage
The change is coming
The winner is yet to be announced
The buffalo is here to stay
Intelligence is not a gift, its made for you...

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I remember the time
We were so low,
With no friends, we would sit
There and stare at each other,
But now we are so high,
They are staring at us.

I love this kind of love.

I remember the time
We were the black sheep,
The laughing stock
In the community,
But now, we are making the news;

I love this kind of love,
We are still together,
We will stick together,
And get Satan weeping, grieving,
I love this kind of love!
...

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The tongue's mystery

The heart's backdoor of the laughing stock
In his furtive,serpentine tongue lodges
The tongue straightaway of the highbrow,brainiac
In his beating,locked up heart camouflages

Many a foot does stumble,vacillate and actually fall
Withstand against all the odds,above all
A lapsus does incapacitate and intention reveal
Prompts irreparable mischiefs elusive to heal

Legitimate ! A tongue isn't in itself a flinty bone
Yet could fragment relics doubtable to atone....

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(This is a fictional poem)

You are a nut and people are laughing at you.
You still breast feed at the age of twenty-two.
When you were a child, you learned how to use the toilet and how to get dressed.
But you never learned to stop sucking your mama's breasts.
Women won't go out with you because you are weird.
You're the only person that breast feeds who has a beard.
You are a laughing stock and you're a very bizarre dude.
Stop sucking your mom's boobies and start eating solid food....

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Arthur, last name withheld, was a Camusian soul and in his will
he asks to laugh at his death, and laugh
with no irony or remorse.
Ever wonder who created the plague and why?
A moment of discontinuity binding us to
our inner essence, the black hole sucking up all
meaning and loyalty, a
laughing stock of the world.
Happy to say happiness is an abstraction and
life is execution postponed. A writer searching for 
shipwreck of meaning is lost in his searchlight
bound for disappointment....

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