Breast Feeding

(This is a fictional poem) You are a nut and people are laughing at you. You still breast feed at the age of twenty-two. When you were a child, you learned how to use the toilet and how to get dressed. But you never learned to stop sucking your mama's breasts. Women won't go out with you because you are weird. You're the only person that breast feeds who has a beard. You are a laughing stock and you're a very bizarre dude. Stop sucking your mom's boobies and start eating solid food.