Short Joker Poems
Short Joker Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Joker by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Joker by length and keyword.
With the cards
you’re dealt
you play
your hand
To shock
the dealer
of fate’s
— command
(Dreamsleep: November, 2025)
You've eight fingers, two thumbs, like most folk
~ I've got ten thumbs, what a joke
The gymnast taking trash out back
As a joke gave the girl no slack
In a quick blitz
He did the splits
Then yelled, "I think I tore my sack!"
He wants what he wants and that is that
Lounges around but never gets fat
A kept cat no doubt,
That plays till passed out
The stressful life of Joker the cat!
Clown at the abyss...
Am I just a simple clown?
Clown at the abyss...
2 March 2020
Written for "Clown at the Abyss" contest, sponsored by Kai Michael Neumann
In highschool the class clown's name was Seth
Made some laugh and bored others to death
It wasn't a rumor
His good sense of humor
Couldn't hide a slight case of bad breath
Joker Joe
©2012 C. Brent Cloyd
Vice President Biden is prone to gaff
But his debate strategy was to laugh
With smirk and grin told things that were not so
That’s how we will remember Joker Joe
Everyone laughs
at Jerry's crude jokes
He's a regular guy
a bar-tending bloke
But never ever joke
that his mum's soon to croak
Jerry's fists will soon find you
~ You won't be saved by the bell
Sacred thoughts
for normal minds,
quoted books, nothing here,
being hard headed, staying
with the norm, no matter the
detriment, turns into comedy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO7vLhdbEQM
Joker with a twist carried stuff all over town
Your load is too heavy one said, put some down
But he was used to helping everyone in every kind of way
It makes life interesting, and keeps me excited every day
Joker with a twist carried stuff all over town
Your load is too heavy one said, put some down
But he was used to helping everyone in every kind of way
It makes life interesting, and keeps me excited every day
(Limerick)
Batman and Robin sped to their car
But the Joker outran them by far
Joker got in it
But he didn't fit
Then yelled" Guess have to throw my guitar!"
Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014
09.16.2014
Here is another JOKER with head in sand and crystal ball in hand..
Do not want to tell the truth only interested in telling JOKES..
Pakistan needs JOKERS LIKE you to lead national team of JOKERS..
Note.Who saw peacock dance in the jungle why you wanna dungle??
Some people are weird, silly and fat.
You can’t eat jokes,
And we want tears of laughter not sadness.
Days gone by I was always laughing.
Slapstick and custard pies.
A stitch in time saves nine when laughing out loud,
and boys will be boys for crying out loud.
Do I look like a clown
My hairs black
My eyes brown
Do I look like a clown
My clock is stuck
My star is down
Do I look like a clown
I don't work in circus
Lhr is my hometown
Do I look like a clown..
In a country as psychotic as this any other response would be crazy.
A young Tinder pro from Roanoke
on his dates liked to play a big joke.
He would cause women fear.
Meeting them, he’d appear
in disguise as an old, ugly bloke.
June 2, 2022
for Tania Kitchin's A Funny Limerick - Any Theme Poetry Contest
Syllable scheme checked by Howmanysyllables.com: 9/9/6/6/9
...
A one man blogger,
He writes on the jotter;
Looking like a king,
And also like the queen,
And never known to be
A he or a she;
Does not have the time
In focus, and, not my kind;
By me,
He chooses to be,
But in reality,
He is not next to me;
He feels like a bugger,
But, I knew him a joker.
More can’t piddle with their piddler
Nor can fiddle with their fiddler
Age removes more than a little
Rage just leads to the hospital
Life gives us many fits and starts
Strife’s left once we lose bits and parts
If there’s less poke in your poker
Riff out some jokes from your joker
For the 8x8x8x8 contest
Laugh-- Laugh that shrill, piercing laugh--
For as God you deal that fateful hand
Making them know 'What Is And What Will Never Be'--
Laugh that laugh,
For yours is the "Killing Joke"
The Joker
(SandyHook Elementary,
Virginia Tech, etc.)
Joker had never weighed his options before.
His parents always made the decisions.
But he was forty now, and they finally trusted him.
They went on vacation and told him to do his best.
He stared at his decisions for a week, not making any.
Because he had no experience taking care of himself.
Afterall, he is only forty.
We all got some bad puns
We all have some tough times
We all have some hard runs
We all pay for our crimes.
Is it dark?
No maybe not
Draw my card
Accelerate the block
Is it sin?
Yes maybe so
Are we in?
No let us go
My life ain't too twisted
Atleast I should think
My soul ain't that wicked
Don't even blink
Form:
I had heard of a poker face, haven’t you?
But this was the first time, the first time true
That I heard of a joker face in blue
It happened when I visited my cousin Sue
She took out the face and said, ‘what do I do?”
This joker face has gotten me in trouble, Lou.
I had no words. The face laughed at her too.
We decided to drown it in the loo.
I had heard of a poker face, haven’t you?
But this was the first time, the first time true
That I heard of a joker face in blue
It happened when I visited my cousin Sue
She took out the face and said, ‘what do I do?”
This joker face has gotten me in trouble, Lou.
I had no words. The face laughed at her too.
We decided to drown it in the loo.
Dermal atrophy abated
Crows and creases toxified
Final look not contemplated
Alien just like you died
Flowers never reconstructed
Perfect beauty quickly fades
Aging process you obstructed
Mirror damaged thought invades
No way to see yourself again
Face frozen stare distorted
Looking back the joker grins
A novel look turned horrid
June 24, 2019
A king is a link of many things,
Wise people sitting under his wing,
Wealth of belongings in the treasury,
Women in surround to answer any query,
Power to creat and the power to destroy,
Command to bring under kneel his foe,
Soldiers in wake for the king to enjoy,
A king is a king only wise and wisdom working,
If not,the king and his kingdom comic and joking!