Short Johnny Poems

Short Johnny Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Johnny by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Johnny by length and keyword.


Night Overture

night sounds
surreal as dreams
crickets harmonica
owls overture to natures pets
singing

Johnny Sumler
Melody of Cinquain
Form: Cinquain


Johnny Mercer

I wonder if Johnny Mercer
Was a prolific rehearser
He'd hit the spot
In his songs  - a lot
But when drunk he was a curser
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson, talk show host,
Best late night show on either coast.
A talented and funny man was he,
His side-kick Ed McMahan agreed.
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member Footle-50's Quaternion

JOHNNY RAY
I cry
girls sigh
AROUND THE CLOCK
juke box
room rocks
TAKE FIVE
still green
this theme
BLUE SUEDE
blue blue
my shoe
Form: Footle

Banana

I am so tired. I forgot to peel the banana.
I am suing Chakita for pain and suffering...
Johnny Rhinem. Will you marry me online?
L   :)
© Cindy Lu  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Bio


Sir John Cash

Young life; in hardship
A true artist came to sing
Romantisism

























- in memory of Johnny Cash
Form: Senryu

Depp Depth

Johnny Depp was playing a role
That his wife would never console
He took her to court
And will not abort
'til one or both are on the dole!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Nighttime Talk

Johnny Carson, Jack Paar
Who was late-night TV talk's greatest star?
   Leno, Letterman, and Dick Cavett
   couldn't compare; didn't have it
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member Hot for Teacher

Johnny was quite a leader
And best pet of the teacher
Puberty hit him so fast
At the head of the class
His little Willy stood up, second feature
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Stuck To the Loo

Little Johnny was feeling blue
Had a mishap with some glue
He thought he would cheat
And not fall off his seat
Now both buns are stuck to the loo
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Connie, You Joke

I just made a new friend called Connie
Of course with the AKA Johnny
She sometimes seems rude
and often time lewd 
But always His poems are scrawny
Form: Limerick

Premium Member the biker chick

daddy heard Johnny Cash's song
A boy named Sue
Turned around and named me Chick too
Now I am a biker chick
bullied by many
especially a guy named Rick

Johnny Unitas

The Greatest Football Player Ever
What more can I say
These are his collage yearbooks
I built this cabinet in honor of him
As a child I was Johnny Unitas
© Bobby May  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member The Man In Black

The Man in Black, Mr. Johnny Cash
Had a personality that labeled him as brash
But in the end, He trusted in God
Now he's singing and walking where angels trod
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member Thank You, God

Turkey roasted golden brown
Gravy on the side
Family at the table
Johnny, close your eyes
Pa asks the blessing
Give thanks to
God!


I'm thankful for my salvation
Form: Epulaeryu

Premium Member Johnny on the Spot

I lost my hair and I lost my pep 

That's why I lost the spring in my step 

But I couldn't go on

When my manhood was gone

And I lost my wife to Johnny Depp
Form: Limerick

Sometimes In Summer

Sometimes in summer
The moon blows out the sunlight
And the blue rivers
Above...become a dark sea
Birds and bees swim in the nude

Johnny Sumler
Tanka You
7-13-11
Form: Tanka

Premium Member He Forgot To Flush

Johnny went to see his girl on the bus
Forgetting he'd eaten asparagus
   Johnny's gusher did gush
   Then he forgot to flush
She said, 'Your wee will never become us'
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Fifties Fabulous Footle

JOHNNY RAY
I cry
girls sigh
AROUND THE CLOCK
juke box
room rocks
TAKE FIVE
still green
this theme
BLUE SUEDE
blue blue
my shoe
BLUE MOON
Dean croons
girls swoon
Form: Footle

Male Fail

An embarrassing penile occurrence
Led Johnny to want some assurance
          So Viagra he took
          Then he gave it a look
And said, "Yeah, now I've got endurance."
Form: Limerick

Not For Nothing

Johnny eats pasta under soft light
He was a prize fighter with a pregnant wife
Always buys his hair tonic from the same guy
His mudda was his hero
His fadda beat him wise
© Mike Funk  Create an image from this poem.
Form:

Premium Member Wrong Rim Basket

    His proprioceptors on fire
    Johnny jumps higher and higher
       His hand scrapes the rim
       He dunks the ball in
     Wrong rim, Johnny, howls the umpire
Form: Limerick

Johnny Sins

Johny johny johny
Mat karyo anhoni
Neither this cricket
Nor you dhoni
Johny johny johny...
After failing to become a monk,
Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin became a wanderer.
© Abdul Abad  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Keeping Up With the Joneses

Sammy Skelton, a sorry bag of bones
Tried to keep up with Johnny 'Crossbone' Jones 
   He practiced grim groans
   Produced awful moans
Yet never did improve his muscle tone
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Johnny and Amber

To get my mind off war and inflation
I’ve watched the trial for defamation.
  But from what I’ve heard
  that scorned Amber Turd
should be on trial for defecation!
Form: Limerick

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