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He Forgot To Flush

Johnny went to see his girl on the bus Forgetting he'd eaten asparagus Johnny's gusher did gush Then he forgot to flush She said, 'Your wee will never become us'

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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 5/27/2021 6:29:00 PM
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Hello Gershon ... reminded me of a bloke who ate asparagus for the first time and thought he had caught a disease that's why i got a giggle over your limerick - thank you Gershon - Lindsay
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/27/2021 6:32:00 PM
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Hey, Lindsay. Perhaps he was already at or in the 'Age of Asparagus.' lol. ~ 5th Dimension
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 5/26/2021 4:51:00 PM
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Lol, Gershon - here’s a tip for Johnny, when you’ve eaten asparagus don’t forget to flush, just one look and it’s goodbye to love. ~ Belle
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/26/2021 5:19:00 PM
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and just one smell -- it's olfactory hell. Peace, gw
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/26/2021 12:35:00 AM
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Lok, heard it turns green. Tom
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/26/2021 5:18:00 PM
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You know, it does turn kind of green. I flush so fast that I rarely notice. Thanks, Tom.

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