He Forgot To Flush

Johnny went to see his girl on the bus
Forgetting he'd eaten asparagus
   Johnny's gusher did gush
   Then he forgot to flush
She said, 'Your wee will never become us'
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Laurie Avatar
May 27, 2021 at 6:29 PM
Hello Gershon ... reminded me of a bloke who ate asparagus for the first time and thought he had caught a disease that's why i got a giggle over your limerick - thank you Gershon - Lindsay
Wolf Avatar
May 27, 2021 at 6:32 PM
Hey, Lindsay. Perhaps he was already at or in the 'Age of Asparagus.' lol. ~ 5th Dimension
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May 26, 2021 at 4:51 PM
Lol, Gershon - here’s a tip for Johnny, when you’ve eaten asparagus don’t forget to flush, just one look and it’s goodbye to love. ~ Belle
Wolf Avatar
May 26, 2021 at 5:19 PM
and just one smell -- it's olfactory hell. Peace, gw
Cunningham Avatar
May 26, 2021 at 12:35 AM
Lok, heard it turns green. Tom
Wolf Avatar
May 26, 2021 at 5:18 PM
You know, it does turn kind of green. I flush so fast that I rarely notice. Thanks, Tom.
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