Short Isaac Newton Poems

If Vladimir Putin had read Sir Isaac Newton

  ~ He'd know the gravity of what he's do'in'...

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Sir Isaac Newton
You seem so un-done.
Why don't you try to blend 
When everything is lend....

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Sir Isaac Newton, Scientist,
Would quite often turn his wrist,
To writings on theology,
To add to his anthology....

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An idea, a spark

The apple falls from the tree

He works his theory


5~July~2017...

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Sir Isaac Newton
formulated the Laws of Gravitation,
a lucky guy he must be
for having in his garden that apple tree!...

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So restless was Isaac Newton
with physics laws had so much fun
Defining the inertia of truth
shows he was quite a sleuth...

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Sir Isaac Newton, so great,
Had the apple been rotten and late,
No physics would have been discovered yet,
No derivations would have ever been set....

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Sir Isaac Newton
Discovered gravity
As a good excuse 
For his apple scrumping activity








9th place in 'Clara, who? - (CLERIHEW CONTEST)'...

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meanwhile
another apple falls ~
not far from the tree

7/4/2017

My humor to collaborate with White Wolf's Sir Isaac Newton haiku ;)...

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Sir Isaac once sat in the shade,
When an apple fell, so he swayed,
He thought, "What a sight,
This force must be right,"
And thus gravity’s laws were portrayed....

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Sir Isaac Newton
What was he toot'in
Sat high in a tree
Dropped apple discovered gravity




Tribute To Sir Isaac Newton
Also Entry For John Heck's
Clara Who Contest...

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Sir Isaac Newton

was thought to be quite highfalutin

Liked caviar, imported tea

and all his foods were gluten-free!

____________________________
For Brian...

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Sir Isaac Newton
didn't think gravity was fun,
when at the tree he did slump,
from an apple that caused a lump.




For "You who....Yo, Clerihew" contest sponsored by Catie Lindsey....

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Long time ago there was a great Briton
Grand scientist called Isaac Newton
Apple fell on calculus
Gravity laws he gave us
Helpless Adam missed the fruit to bite on.

September 15, 2017....

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The apple hit Sir Isaac Newton on his head
     ~ Just imagine if he'd awakened dead



            November 30, 2019
  Hit me with an Epi-Pen Poetry Contest
        Sponsor: Maureen McGreavy...

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There was once a great scientist named Newton,
apple fell on the head of famed Briton.
       Lest the spark of gravity
       escapes from brain’s cavity,
all the time he put his thinking hat on.
...

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Sir Isaac Newton was a cantankerous old soul
But more importantly, was known for a different role
When the apple fell
It's gravity he telled
His fame has lasted four hundred years or more...

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Sir Isaac Newton
Whilst working on his latest light invention
his cat disturbed him with intention,
cut a hole in the door to stop interruption


Penned 16/05/2014



quoted as inventing the Cat Flap whilst at college....

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Sir Isaac Newton
The illustrious Briton
Saw farther than others when the famous apple fell
So, to our centers of gravity what force attracts we know well.

March 22, 2019
Contest : Celebrity or Famous Person
Sponsor : Tania Kitchin...

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Sir Isaac Newton
formulated the Laws of Gravitation,
a lucky guy he must be 
for having in his garden that apple tree!




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**The concept of Gravitation came to Newton's mind 
when he saw an apple falling to the ground from tree....

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When I went golfing with Sir Isaac Newton
He hit tee shots that were not comput’in
Though he struck balls sound
They stayed on the ground
Never making it to where he was shootin’

When we went inside to, have a tea
He showed his disgust with, gravity
I said, “That round went to pot
Coz for each hole’s first shot
For some reason you didn’t, grab a tee!”...

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Why all the fuss?
Having trouble with calculus?
When dividing a number that may vary,
it needn't be so scary - 
such division, not so primitive,
is called a derivative,
and the inverse of that operation,
a new-fangled multiplication,
which, by storm, is taking the nation,
by the name of integration.
If you disagree, and are disputin', 
take it up with Isaac Newton....

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APPLE 
                                      
         An apple is source of wisdom               
         achieved by First Lady Majestic Eve.
        She shared half with husband Adam.
        Anyone will agree to believe.
        
       Sir Isaac Newton was too curious, 
       as apple fell free on ground.
       Scientist tried to analyse serious.
      ‘Law of Gravity’ was found.

 10/07/19

 'A Strand (1069)

  Contest by Brian Strand...

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Written Not To Be Read

> It was before it was prophecied for what to prophecy the prophets dint exit but the prophecy like air we our lungs to it infrate so did it exist the dinosaurs extinct platypus indigenous but it infinity Isaac newton couldn't do the math today I eat n sleep to it not yet prophecied drink and wake to it only linguists language the babylonians ciphered we can't understand so I simplify it to don't speak of the unknown if the known you dnt know...

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Give me an apple
from my garden
Red and juicy
An aromatic, fresh taste
In the apple's stomach,
many small apple children
A smell of summer and sunshine

They are cheaper today,
compared with the price
on an apple in the garden of Eden
Have you thought about that, Isaac Newton ?
An apple to the day, keeps the doctor away












23.03.2018
Sun :) A-L Andresen :)
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* Kanzi, means 'hidden treasure' in Swahili...

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