Short Irishman Poems
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An Irishman from North Dakota
Of liquor had more than his quota.
His wronged wife who was mad
Said that he should be glad
He had blanket in his Toyota.
An Irishman with a syndrome
Climbed onto my roof like a gnome
Said I with a stare
What thou wants isn’t there
Drinks are not on the house in this home!
An Irishman called of course Mick
Was performing a conjuring trick.
Sawed a lady in half,
For real, just for a laugh.
His assistant is still off sick.
waz de slutscore?anywhore could.dont ban me,i slam thee,to whee,suie,pigface
irishman from the gas can.dont damn god for a single thing,its leena
now,anyhow.
There was an Irishman from Limerick
From a jackass, he received a swift kick.
He got it in the ass.
He landed in the grass.
The mention of a jackass makes him sick.
An Irishman with a small willy
Was hoping for nookie with Milly
Said, "I'll still make you squirm
with my tiny lil worm"
But Milly said, "Don't be so silly!"
there was an Irishman named Heep
in bed often times had to count sheep
till one night it was said
with young Molly in bed
they barely got started when he fell asleep
Paddy the Irishman was looking grim,
Put on his wife's diet to make him slim,
However Paddy kept sneaking out to the pub
To down some whisky and eat some grub,
I'm afraid Paddy won't be getting too trim.
A pre-alcoholic Irishman nearing the brink,
Was convinced by his wife he should go see a shrink.
And after only one session
He learned a valuable lesson,
He would much rather give up his wife than the drink.
Remember Irish Peter McGuire?
Lying Irishman with pants on fire?
I looked up to the sky
and saw him there up high.
Holding tightly to a telephone wire.
inspired by a comment made to another submission of mine
NOT PATRICK’S DAY
An Irishman, Patrick of course
Put all he possessed on a horse.
But sadly for Patrick
It proved geriatric
Now Patrick is full of remorse
23rd February 2021
Limerick for St. Patrick's Day contest
Sponsor - L Milton Hankins
Boyes the name of a poor old Irishman
enjoys writing poetry when he can,
deploys no attention span,
poise, nor an intellect fan
destroys a limerick which was his plan.
9/7/2018
Limerick ( 10-10-7-7-10)
all lines rhymes both ends
A Form of Mischief Poetry Contest
sponsor Nina Parmenter.
A special day is coming
That you all soon shall see
It includes all Irishman
And that happens also to be me.
The celebration in question
Involves a lot of play
Even non Irishman take part
And have fun on this day.
People around the world
Will bless and even pray
This day we wish each other,
"Happy St. Patrick's Day".
Brenda Elizabeth Rose
Back foot Irishman
who remembers his tripe
Major Barbara n Androcles and the lion
are we all asleep !
Just a man of his time
like a five minute pop star
friend of nancy boy Bosie Douglas
bringing poor Oscar down
Better self love than grovelling in the dirt
how can any real man or woman dislike Shakespeare
friend of Michael IRA Collins
Back foot Irishman
Every Irishman is a liar
My mother was a McCormick
I say nothing
Every Pollock is an imbecile
My father’s family was from Poland
I keep quiet
Every successful woman slept her way to the top
I am biting my lip so hard now it is bleeding
I finally have to leave
but not without changing my position
This used to be my hero
Now to me he is a zero
There’s a celebration to come
That can’t keep Irishman apart
Even non Irishman are invited
To play out their Irish part.
Now speaking like the Irish
Let me say, “That I am so
And I must say, I am proud to be,
And my Irish friends say this also”.
So whether you’re Irish or No”
Or just an Irishman at heart
“Happy St. Patrick’s day to you
On this 17th day of March!
Brenda Elizabeth Rose
The old Irishman and his wife were out walking.
They saw a Leprechaun
chased and caught it.
The Leprechaun begged
“please release me and
I’ll be givin’ ya three wishes.”
The wife said:
“I wish I had a hat.”
The husband said:
“I wish it was in y’er ****.”
The wife said:
“I wish it wasn’t.”
The leprechaun laughed
and walked away.
John G. Lawless
//this is an old joke, original source unknown//
An old Irishman was on his deathbed
He was nearly at the end.
He had one final wish to be granted
so he motioned to Patty, his friend.
"Patty, I need one last favor".
"Just ask me", was Patty's reply.
"Find me bottle of the best Irish whiskey",
he said with a tear in his eye.
"When I'm gone, please pour it over me grave,
just in case I have me a thirst"!
Patty agreed, then sheepishly asked,
"Could I run it through me kidneys first"?
I say I say I say
Said the horse with the long face
The Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman looked on.
Knock knock said the dwarf
In a jovial tone
Put his fez on
And then he was gone.
What's black,white and red? the nun said
As a trumpet grew in her yard
She rooted it oot without a sound
And didn't let down her guard.
If a picture paints a thousand words
Then Dali said it well
The world is other than it seems
Let's leave at the last bell.
An Englishman
A Scotsman
And an Irishman
Go into a Bar
Great
Nice to see them getting along and having a drink
A Jew
And a Muslim
And a Catholic
Go into a Café
Fantastic
Nice to see them eating together
An American
And a Mexican
Meet to discuss building a wall
Over the border
A RussIan
And a Syrian
Meet for Coffee
And all hell breaks loose
Something's change
Something's don't
Depends on the people at the meeting
The worst of snow has disappeared
We had a lot of it this year.
But now that it has gone from sight
Our winter blues have taken flight.
The smell of spring is in the air
A robin sings its morning prayer
As morning sun climbs upward high
To brighten up the morning sky.
Among this picturesque display
I stand here on Saint Patrick’s Day
So proud to live in this country
An Irishman of ancestry;
"Erin go bragh" is what I say
But home is here and here I stay.
We wear the green, St. Patrick's Day,
In honor of the Irish Saint
Who chased all of the snakes away
And bade them not to come again.
An Irishman without complaint,
Will celebrate in pouring rain.
The shamrock pinned on colleen's dress
And found in every Irish home
Was plant St. Patrick used to bless
And explain the Holy Trinity.
On every path where he would roam
He walked in meek humility.
We wear the green St. Patrick's Day,
The shamrock pinned on colleen's dress.
3/12/14