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One Last Favor

An old Irishman was on his deathbed He was nearly at the end. He had one final wish to be granted so he motioned to Patty, his friend. "Patty, I need one last favor". "Just ask me", was Patty's reply. "Find me bottle of the best Irish whiskey", he said with a tear in his eye. "When I'm gone, please pour it over me grave, just in case I have me a thirst"! Patty agreed, then sheepishly asked, "Could I run it through me kidneys first"?

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Dan Kearley

Date: 7/18/2011 10:09:00 AM

Ha ha,very funny!

Jack Horne

Date: 7/16/2011 1:53:00 PM

Many congrats on your wins, Ralph : )

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/15/2011 8:34:00 PM

wow, Ralph, this is AWESOME stuff. A big congratulations.

Mike Dailey

Date: 7/15/2011 12:41:00 PM

I know it is an old joke put to rhyme but very well done. I do that with old jokes from time to time as well. Congratulations on your win. Mike

Juanita Warden

Date: 7/15/2011 7:45:00 AM

Rolling here,this is so funny.congrats on your win,Ralph.

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 7/15/2011 7:18:00 AM

My congratulations on this win in the contest of P.D., Ralph

Kash Poet

Date: 7/15/2011 5:44:00 AM

Congrats Ralph on your win.enjoyed very much.

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 7/15/2011 5:05:00 AM

Congratulations Ralph on the win in P.D.'s "Funny Poem" contest. Love, Carol

Robert A. Dufresne

Date: 7/15/2011 5:00:00 AM

haha love this one Ralph. Thanks for the chuckle this am and congrats on yout win

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/14/2011 10:18:00 PM

Ralph, Congratulations on your FUNNY entry! Thank you for entering your awesome poem in my contest. Also thanks for supporting my contest. Have yourself a great and wonderful night,..p.d

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 7/14/2011 9:28:00 PM

Haha! This got me laughing again, Ralph-- I remember this witty one! Super congrats on your win :D

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 7/14/2011 9:10:00 PM

Congrats Ralph on your great win in funny poem contest with this witty treat.. u are the King of funny my friend..luv..

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 5/3/2011 7:16:00 AM

It was a pleasure to read your poetry today Ralph. Thank you for your kind comments. Love, Carol

Delysia Hendricks

Date: 4/11/2011 5:38:00 PM

A good old friend was Patty; With a penchant for century-old whiskey; Understandably he would have been pained; To serve whiskey to a corpse unstrained. Good one, Ralph. I like.

Joyce Johnson

Date: 4/6/2011 12:43:00 PM

Very practical solution and funny. Love, Joyce

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 3/29/2011 11:57:00 AM

Ralph you made my day. Thank you for this humorous write. Love, Carol

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 3/29/2011 11:46:00 AM

haha good one-- you got me laughing here, Ralph! What a witty answer-- although I suppose if Patty does that, old Irishman would be rising from his grave ;) --nikko :)