John Williams Poet Limerick

Paddy's Diet

Paddy the Irishman was looking grim,
Put on his wife's diet to make him slim,
However Paddy kept sneaking out to the pub
To down some whisky and eat some grub,
I'm afraid Paddy won't be getting too trim.

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Lindsay Laurie June 1, 2015 at 11:12 PM G'day John... perhaps Paddy's wife will change her diet if she thinks its not working on Paddy - Lindsay John Williams June 1, 2015 at 11:43 PM What a good idea Lindsay, I hope she likes whisky. Thanks for stopping by.......kind regards----John

Andrea Dietrich May 31, 2015 at 11:43 PM Paddy's diet is a drinking diet. Shame on Paddy. I liked this poem!! John Williams June 1, 2015 at 4:50 AM Yes Andrea, Paddy likes his whisky too much, I don't think the diet will work, even with his wife's best intentions. Thanks for having a read---kind regards---John

Kp Nunez May 31, 2015 at 8:05 PM He's supposed to have exercised in exact proportion to the increase in his food intake. Hmmn...I'll send Jim over so Paddy will have a gym buddy. Good morning John! John Williams June 1, 2015 at 4:52 AM I just don't think Paddy understands the basics of keeping fit Kim, you better get Jim, perhaps that way they can both get trim. Thanks for stopping by Kim.....John

Jan Allison May 31, 2015 at 7:44 AM this made me giggle John - guess its a type of diet - don't think I'll try it lol:-) Hugs Jan xx John Williams June 1, 2015 at 4:53 AM No, I don't think Paddy can stick to a healthy diet. Thanks for stopping by Jan......John