Bipartisanship
The old Irishman and his wife were out walking.
They saw a Leprechaun
chased and caught it.
The Leprechaun begged
“please release me and
I’ll be givin’ ya three wishes.”
The wife said:
“I wish I had a hat.”
The husband said:
“I wish it was in y’er ****.”
The wife said:
“I wish it wasn’t.”
The leprechaun laughed
and walked away.
John G. Lawless
//this is an old joke, original source unknown//
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